( ß -ß) Post unhappy things... (999)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4625 06:07

( ß -ß) Inside-out mittens...

301 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4731 05:57

I sat frozen on the bed as Bill handed the girl her clothes (all I remember was the ladybug print skirt), which she put back on almost as a zombie, without even bothering to cleam up the jizz on her face or between her legs beyond smaring it a little and brushing it off her hands on her clothes. Bill then used a towel to blindfold her as well as fasten some cotton balls he had stuffed into her ears. She did nothing at all to resist any of this. I realized that I was on the verge of tears myself as again the horror of it all struck me. I pulled up my shorts and caught up to Bill in the garage as he was laying the girl down on the floor of the backseat. I asked him what the hell we were gonna do. He said "we are just gonna drop her off near where we I got her, theres a shitload of warehouses and theres nobody there at this time." I told him there are probably cops but he assured me he knew a place. I got on the back sit and laid down so I could not be seen from the window and wwe drove off. It was dark outside but as the constant streetlights cast striped of light on the tiny body lying below me I suddenly regretted that we were done with her so fast and before I knew it my hands had fopund their way down to her and I was rubbing her quite pointless bra through her shirt. Bill saw me on the mirror and laughed before saying "go ahead, we got another 20 minutes." Somehow his words killed my desire and I instantly left her alone and turned away.

As we approached I suggested leaving her close to some major street, but Bill said that as too risky and we would be seen. He said he knew a good place with no streetlights where only drug dealers hanged out sometimes. I blurted out something along the lines of it being dangerous for her and after thinking for a few seconds he just said very heavily "well, that just works out better for us." I had nothing to respond with to such cold logic, we drove up to the indeed very dark and fucked up looking place and stopped by a warehouse parking space. I took off the towel covering the girl's head and opened the door. She began crawling frantically, but before she was all the way out she must have realized where she was and stopped. I could feel that she wanted to get back in, back to the monsters who had raped, but we had no time and I was scared shitless so I closed my eyes, pushed her out and slammed the door shut as she fell on the street. Bill drove off immediately and we didn't talk until he dropped me off home less than an hour ago. All he said in the end was something along the lines of "it'll be allright" and "that was awsome" like we has just had some really good game rather than become criminals.

I'm scared guys, Im not the type to consider killing myself but right now every thought that comes to me scres me more and more. That girl will never forget us, I'm not a little kid anymore, my face wont change much and if she ever sees me I am done for. I am terrified that my friend will say something, that someone saw us or saw his car or heard her crying when we were fucking her. I have a feeling like if I turn on the Tv the first thing I hear will be our names and see a composite sketch of our faces. I ahte what I did and the worsty is I keep hoping someone else did get her and maybe killed her and that they find him and then we will get away scot free. I hate that I am trhinking and wishing this, I can't understand how it happened and that its real and that just yesterady I was happily laughing watching TV with family and from now on everything I am will be a lie and that I will be rapist and child molestor inside forever. I really don't know what the fuck to do or how to go on and still I can't help to admit that having those little lips around my PENIS felt better than anything else in the world and that I will fap to the memory till the day I die.

302 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4731 06:03

plz don't discunduct the order of bbs

303 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4731 07:37

( ß -ß) epic zoom...

304 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4731 11:33

( ß -ß) I was 99% sure it would end in a bel air

305 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4731 13:14

( ß -ß) God, I hate /b/tards.

306 Name: Nigger : 1993-09-4731 14:04

You fucking pedo piece of shit

307 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4731 14:30

>>306 please don't discunduct the order of bbs

308 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4731 14:34

>>307 is DQN-kun.

309 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4731 14:36

( ß -ß) People who don't follow the rules.

310 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4731 16:38

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311 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4731 16:52

( ß -ß) People who don't appreciate orderly cunduct.

312 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4731 17:28

( ß -ß) or the importance of correct spelling

313 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4731 22:42

( ß -ß) grammer nazis

314 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4731 22:58

( ß -ß)Unhappiness.

315 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4731 22:58

( ß -ß) People who confuse spelling with grammar

316 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4732 01:38

( ß -ß) People that call grammarians "grammar nazis"

317 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4732 12:15

( ß -ß) There are certain people called Grammarians. These people generally will insult you or your family for accidentaly making a spelling mistake. While this group as a whole are not necessarily elitists, those Grammarians who think themselves better people than others because they know the language better ARE elitists.

318 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4732 12:55

( ß -ß) People who label others.

319 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4732 17:25

( ß -ß) People who don't realise the importance of labels.

320 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4732 17:27

( ß -ß) People who put labels on top of the UPC so you can't get your rebate.

321 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4778 22:23

( ß -ß) Threads left alone to fester in the ALL THREADS section of the bbs

322 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4778 22:44

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@i L_―Mj@ƒ@While we find the occasional mention of mittens to be distasteful
@i‚@@ ‚@@@ the overall spirit of this thread demonstrates our vision of DQN
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323 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4779 13:53

( ß -ß) That big-nosed guy who's always down on everything.

324 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4779 16:31

( ß -ß) This thread still hasn't even made it to part 2...

325 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4779 20:58

( ß -ß) http://www.anonib.com/mittens/ has closed...

326 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4780 01:35

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@i L_―Mj@ƒ@The Elitist Superstructure found anonib's consistent support of their mitten board
@i‚@@ ‚@@@ to be in extreme bad taste. Consequently we have pushed them off the map.
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327 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4782 14:57

( ß -ß) self-important jackasses who ruin everyone else's fun

328 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4782 17:41

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@i QQ j@@@@
@i L_―Mj@ƒ@Don't cry, emo kid...affiliate!
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329 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4787 05:48

When you just plain fuck up for no reason.

330 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4790 15:36

( ß -ß) when all the thread titles are backwards and I can't find the happy things thread

331 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4790 16:44

( ß -ß) Etherchan is still down.

332 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4790 17:37

( ß -ß) Crazy moderators that run around yelling "affiliate".

333 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4790 18:12

( ß -ß) The "Post happy things!" thread seems to catch up with us...

334 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4790 18:30

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335 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4792 13:50

( ß -ß) It's really really cold outside, and mittens aren't helping.

336 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4793 03:07

( ß -ß) Liars that say that mittens don't help when it's cold outside

337 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4793 04:13

( ß -ß) It's really really cold in my house and I don't have any mittens.

338 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4793 13:51

( ß -ß) http://www.pbfcomics.com/archive/PBF047AD-Mittens.jpg

339 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 00:17

( ß -ß) The girl behind the counter at Marty's stabbed me in the head.

340 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 10:26

( - _-) Chinese Mitten Crab ate my mittens.

341 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 13:09

( ß -ß) Emo kids

342 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4805 13:46

( ß -ß) ... without mittens.

343 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 02:10

( ß -ß) Rated M DDR fanfictions on Fanfiction.net

344 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 02:43

( ß -ß) the downer after doing a couple lines

345 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 02:49

( ß -ß) Getting my wisdom teeth removed and getting an upset nerve

346 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4806 05:09

( ˃ -˂) drysocket!

347 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4810 17:48

( ß -ß) ...cat gas.

348 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4810 18:34

( ß -ß) my german shepard's chili-farts.

349 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4810 19:53

chili made of german shepards

350 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4810 20:02

( ß -ß) people like >>349 who post happy things in the unhappy things thread

351 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4811 22:13

( ß -ß) she ain't my Jenny no more

352 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4812 19:05

( ß -ß) There's a bug at my window. I'd let him out, but he'd freeze to death. But if he stays in here, he might land on me!

353 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4818 01:04

œ( ß -ß) Having poo stuck to my butt.

354 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4818 01:18

>>352

=] i like you

355 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4818 01:38

>>351

it's stories like yours that make me cry my eyes out :(

( ß -ß)@you know damn well she ain't your jenny no mo' (ƒm„DM)

356 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4827 16:43

( ß -ß)@People who think haruhi is something new, when they didn't even see "SHUFFLE!"

357 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4827 17:43

( ß -ß) Shuffle.

358 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4827 23:24

( ß -ß) Specifically, ep 19.

359 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4828 11:05

( ß -ß) Spoilers.

360 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4828 17:10

( ß -ß) http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/42818906/

361 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4828 17:45

( ß -ß) Deviantart.

362 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4829 14:26

( ß -ß) Losing your left mitten.

363 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4829 16:57

( ß -ß) running away from a dog that's chasing you and your mittens are on these little chains hooking them to your winter jacket and they're flopping all over and the dog bites one and holds on and pulls you to the ground and then tears your mitten loose and runs away with it leaving you with just a few strands of yarn

364 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4829 21:11

( ß -ß) that eternally smiling fathead

365 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4829 22:55

( Ü-Ü) Did someone call?

366 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4829 23:37

( - __-) sigh

367 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4829 23:52

>>365 ( ß ƒŽß) Kindness-san!

( ß -ß) People who don't like Kindness-san

368 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4830 18:44

( ß -ß) Shitty communication test right before leaving for Thanksgiving break.

369 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4830 22:53

( ß -ß)I'll grab you by the neck and punch you in your fuck you piece of shit. Let's try to act more reasonable around here, my fuckin' christian kid likes playing here @ this site.

( ß -ß)Oh and knowing that I will probably fail my exams. Byeeee my plan to transfer courses.

370 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4831 06:21

( ß -ß) College talk.

371 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4831 15:05

( ß -ß) Account for domain etherchan.org has been suspended

R(M„DL)É I NEED MY COPYPASTA!

372 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 22:50

( ß -ß) Lameness-san's back yard smells like pee.

373 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4846 22:56

( ß -ß) Dial up, and living so far away from anything that I can't even get a DSL connection.

374 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4847 04:46

( ß -ß) I can't stop eating

375 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4852 18:27

( ß -ß) smelly socks

376 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4855 01:13

( ß -ß) We're all going to die. Let's happy die together!!! For great justice...

377 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4856 23:18

( ß -ß) It won't be snowy 'round my parts at Christmas time. Also, I'm a Canadian, so I would expect otherwise.

378 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4857 02:25

( LƒÖ`) And now we know that Mittens is Canadian. That explains a lot.

379 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4857 06:32

( ß ƒŽß)!! Grandpa came to visit me for Christmas!

380 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4857 11:15

( LƒÖ`) No mittens, that was just your dream. As everyone knows "The Elitist Superstructure Mittens Act of 1993" forbids you to come in contact with any person or persons related, affiliated or a member of The Elitist Superstructure. Now please remove yourself from my residence before I call my attorney for a restraining order. I will not take this mental abuse from you anymore.

381 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4857 17:30

( LƒÖ`) Besides, I'm not allowed in Canada any more after the Poutine Incident.

382 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4943 18:54

( ß -ß) That beady-eyed guy totally derailed the latest grandpa thread before it could even get up to speed.

383 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 01:32

( ß -ß) Daddycool stole from me.

384 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 12:14

( ß -ß) The doctor told me I am bigmike.
-bigmike

385 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4946 12:18

( LƒÖ`) Mittens Are Terrible Things.

386 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 08:02

Ð*ß°ß) not having enough money.

387 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4950 10:20

( ß -ß) Cannot release emergency mittens

388 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 11:09

( ß -ß)Being DQN

389 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 12:42

( ß -ß) Squeeks left. There are only four people left on DQN.

390 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 12:43

( ß -ß) Synonyms.

391 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 12:43

( ß -ß) Homophones.

392 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 12:49

( ß -ß) Homonyms.

393 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 15:27

( ß -ß) Synophones.

394 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 15:37

( ß -ß) Rusty sousaphones.

395 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 17:23

( ß -ß) Musty telephones

396 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 17:35

( ß -ß) Bad sex.

397 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 18:10

( ß -ß) Rad specs.

398 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 18:29

( ß -ß) Trad cats.

399 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 19:44

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@i ß -ß) Fad hats.

400 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 21:06

( ß -ß) PHAT TRAXXX.

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