( ﾟ -ﾟ) Inside-out mittens...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Missed 2GETs.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Drakengard.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) they're going to eat that poor baby in the grandpa thread.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...and they're not planning to give me a piece.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Aww.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) CAPSLOCK
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Unnecessarily complex interfaces
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That time when I lost my left mitten and my hand was cold.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting it back warmed my hand, but the feeling of terror never went away.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Moe manga/anime.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( - _-) XBox 360...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( - _-) Wii...
( - _-) ...I don't actually like mittens all that much...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) When Nintendo makes their new handheld, they can call it the Wee Wii!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( - _-) oh, that's terrible
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I want to smile at >>16's joke, but I just don't feel up to it.
( ˃ -˂) WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Credit cards...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Loneley kittens...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Chuck Jones directing Tom and Jerry...
おまえら馬鹿かｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ
日本語しゃべれよｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ
凶360とかｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ誰でももってるだろｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ
おまえら人様の国のモノぱくってんじぇねぇｗｗｗｗｗ
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>22's annoying use of wwwwwwwww for no discernable reason... I mean, we know the Xbox is evil and all, clever, but it's not that funny...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ..feelings bad squid..
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sexual harrassment panda.
( - _-) I can't believe that I host image boards. If my family and friends found out, I'd be so ashamed.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Shizuru from the ever popular and wondeful mai whatever shows.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) having lots of free time but no money or friends
( ﾟ -ﾟ) having lots of money and friends but no free time
( ﾟ -ﾟ) having no money, no friends and no free time
Back pain....
Medical complications from painkillers...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( - _-) God, I can't even be bothered.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some jerk said I look like a chicken.
( - _-) not being able to eat chicken for dinner today.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some jerk said I look like a child.
(ﾟ -ﾟ ) ( ﾟ -ﾟ) uh oh.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Posting on the Love & Romance board...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) While your hands are tied behind your back...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They made me sound like Scooby Doo in the cartoon...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They turned Roll into an unattractive Barbie doll with a blender instead of a gun.
...
( -_-)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) She was strangled.
( -_-) It was a mess.
( >_<) It still doesn't right the horrible, horrible wrong.
( ＞_＜) No matter how hard I try I can't forget.
( >_<) There was neither toilet paper nor paper towels.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having a huge amount of credit card debt.
( ?? -??) Not being able to see the characters in this thread correctly, because they are not in iso-8859-1.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) When I tried making condenced soup and with out thinking through away the can before I added the water.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Post happy things is running out of steam. I doubt this thread will get far from 50GET itself.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) it's raining out but there's no thunder or lightning.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) September just doesn't end. Will Grandpa ever wake up again?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You work until you get old, and being old sucks
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can't even muster the enthusiasm to bump this thread.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I was sick all day with a cold, and it's Sunday. What a waste.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My grandma is dying
(´･ω･`) I'm sad because no one posts to my thread in general anymore.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There's this creep in the happy things thread
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm unhappy about creeps.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They make my stomach hurt.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They make my head queasy
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They make my intestines writhe like agitated rattlesnakes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They stole my name.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) They forgot to remove the space from my Name box.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I suffer from Hikikomori.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The Internet is still serious business, but it is now being outsourced to Australia.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) open running sores.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Running open source.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...and jokes from the bottom of the obvious bag.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Conversing with Captain Obvious
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ☠
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Grandpa sploded
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A peice of glass-like taco shell from Taco Bell got stuck in my throat earlier today.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I never ever get what I want, so I just stopped wanting.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm a tripfag, so I can't enjoy the new anonymous name benefits.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) >>76, so I he won't enjoy the new anonymous name benefits.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not being to understand the meaning conveyed in poorly worded posts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I do not have money to buy meal to my children. Forgive me please.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) If only I had not spent so much on mittens...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...I'm $60,000 in debt and I don't have a job...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Instead of a bed...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I have a huge mitten pile!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My back hurts every morning.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) If only I had more money, I could buy more mittens...
（ ｀ハ´) Hello...whoever you are.
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Hello. You should be aware that there's only so much I'm willing to do for mittens.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Actually, that's not true. I'll do ANYTHING for mittens.
( - _-) I'm a sick man...
(ﾟ -ﾟ = ﾟ -ﾟ) er, i mean little girl! LITTLE GIRL!
ﾐ*ﾟ-ﾟ) My evil scheme went tits up.
( - _-) Unfortunately, no actual tits were involved.
ヽ(｀Д´)ﾉ HELLO! THIS IS A THREAD!
ヽ(｀Д´)ﾉ AN INTERNET THREAD!
ヽ(｀Д´)ﾉ YOU POST UNHAPPY THINGS IN THIS THREAD!
ヽ(｀Д´)ﾉ AN UNHAPPY INTERNET THREAD!
ヽ(｀Д´)ﾉ AN UNHAPPY THREAD! ON THE INTERNET!
ヽ(｀Д´)ﾉ HELLOOOOOOOO!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Noisy people suck.
（ ｀ハ´）I can't think of what to do for my next thread.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Is this Xenon?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Squeeks is dying again
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Grandpa's turning mean.
ｶﾞｯ ∧__∧ ∩ < Cheer up, you mope!
（,,´ω`)彡☆
⊂彡☆))ヮﾟ) <Wheeeeeeeee!
☆
I can't afforn AA. :(
( -_-) I posted my word correction on the other topic.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Because the objects of our attachment are transient, their loss is inevitable, thus suffering will necessarily follow.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This means that suffering can be overcome through human activity, simply by removing the cause of suffering.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I don't need mittens.
( -_-)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The fact that Gallium is sticky and Mercury poisonous. : (
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I could try caesium or franc-
ヘ⌒ ⌒ ⌒ へ､ ､､
イ "" ⌒ ） ヾ ヾ ─|─ ヽ /
（ ( ﾐ ⌒ ,, ヽ ）ヽ） ／ | ＼ ＿／ ,
( ｲ ､;; ,ノ ヾ ） ）
ゞ (. ﾐ . ﾉ. .ﾉノ...
::ゝ､､ゝ....'',,,,,....., , ノソ:::::
( x ヮx) medic...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A horsey broke its leg.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Internet Addicts is a ghost town.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The Da Vinci Code Movie
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Lost mittens.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) New Simpsons episodes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Screetching fangirls.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Weak eyesight that will not improve with homeopathic medicine.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This chair hurts my ass.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Should I pull the chair out?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) DQN is no longer entertaining. I must leave forever.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) America doesn't really exist.
( O_O) JET DIES IN SONIC RIDERS 2
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No friends.
(-＿-) …
(∩∩)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sonic Riders in general.
( -_-) Shadow the Hedgehog...
( -_-) The new name sucks!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Tripcodes,
It's "Yay! Name change!", genius.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Happy meals raising a generation of fatties.
( -_-) Thats not the point.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) taking a shit after eating hot food
( ﾟ -ﾟ) not shitting after eating cheesy food.
( -_-) I am so fucking sick of Densha Otoko.
( ﾟ∀ﾟ) YAY THIS TOPIC IS NAO ABOUT OPPAI OPPAI
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Breasts are too heavy.
( ﾟ∀ﾟ) bouncy bouncy!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dude, have you even tried having big boobs?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You'll hate how you feel. I guarantee it.
((/ デ.ㄟ) My life is so unhappy... So not fair... I'm going to go listen to Linkin Park now.
((/ デ.ㄟ) getting punched on 6-6-6 by ignorant frat boys
((/ デ.ㄟ) ...and ignorant metalheads...
((/ デ.ㄟ) ...and gangstas...
((/ デ.ㄟ) ...and unitarian universalists...
((/ デ.ㄟ) ...I never knew old lady johnson could throw such a right hook.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ....
(ﾟ- ﾟ ) I'm outta here. You can have the thread, you faggy little goth whiner.
((/ デ.ㄟ) ...I'm alone again.. waaaaan
((/ デ.ㄟ) being bisexual means getting twice the rejection...
((/ デ.ㄟ) Being a bisexual virgin means nobody ever wanted me, and nobody ever will.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) you are irresponsible and immature, you maintain nor do you appear to understand what a commitment is, you do not do enough major work to warrant having such an insane amount of power over how the servers are done, and how the "business" of the site is conducted. you've installed yourself into your own place of power, and have only remained there because you've in the past been such an essential part of the site, that i could not have done anything about it. it was a mistake for me to allow you to assume responsibilities which i should have known you could not fulfill. as it stands, you should have remained the php coder, and not become an integral part of the website. why not become integral? because again, you lack both the responsibility, maturity, and understanding of how things should work, being that you are not entitled to anything, but rather are given the priviledge in exchange for being a productive member of the team. i think that is almost ridiculous that you are naive enough to be so firmly planted behind your beliefs, while i have conceded to the fact that my decision is not without its flaws. until you understand what dues come along with being an administrator of a non expendable website, i think that you have no place on the team. until you realize that you owe something to the site which you have voluntarily agreed to work on, just as i do to the users, we will get nowhere. you're intelligent, and a very talented php coder, that is not being disputed. as of the past few months, if not over the course of the past year, you have not made good on numerous commitments and the assumed if not stated responsibilities that came along with your position. this is due course for your relief of current position, if not termination outright.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) emo kids
( ﾟ -ﾟ) poetry...of any variety at all!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Nu metal. Any nu metal.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A single mitten. Where did its sister go? Lost.. lost for good.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I run a mitten adoption agency for seperated mittens. I do everything I can, but I know there's nothing I can do to make them truly happy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) So many lonely mittens, crying to themselves at night when they think I can't hear...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...but I do.
((/ デ.ㄟ) like, CRAAAAAAAAAAWUL ING IIIIIIIIIIIIIN MA SkIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DIS WUUUUUUUUUUU ndz WIL NOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAl
( ﾟ -ﾟ) You'd think slapping an emo kid with a mitten would make you happy...but it doesn't.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Maybe if I put a brick in it first!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) being close enough to an emo kid to smack him with a brick...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...but I can drop it out the window onto his head!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some fag in the Ruriruri thread keeps imitating me.
(ﾟ∀ﾟ) SONIC THE HEDGEHOG NEXT-GEN HAS A PRINCESS
Later....
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The princess kisses Sonic
(ﾟ∀ﾟ) SONIC X-TREME HAS A PRINCESS
Later....
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Where's Sonic X-Treme?
((/ デ.ㄟ) yeah... my trust.
>>162
I've got something to put in you.. I've got something to put in you.. in the gay bar, gay bar..
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This topic fell down past 40...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The elitist superstructure.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Some guy just ordered extra sauce
( ﾟ -ﾟ) He makes me want to interrogate him for roughly one hour
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who copy/paste stupid shit over and over.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ''The Faggot Tree''
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Mittens that shrink when they come out of the clothes dryer.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) DQN-Song #95...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Stale pretzels.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Stale mittens.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Pretzel mittens.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) stale glazed pretzels stuck to dusty mittens
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Unravelling mittens.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That moment when you realize that everything you thought you knew is wrong, and your dreams for the future shatter into a million pieces and you feel your tear ducts swell up as the sadness builds like a growing pressure inside your head, contorting your face into something like a smile but so definitely not a smile and
( ﾟ -ﾟ) finding your ex's mitten in your laundry a year after you broke up and you haven't found anybody new yet
>>179 ((/ デ.ㄟ) Wow, that outdid me.
((/ デ.ㄟ) My life is a lie.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The woman goes up to her roof to investigate a noise, and finds a flying saucer with two tiny, robot-like creatures emerging from it. The creatures torment the woman, until finally she grabs and batters one of the creatures into lifelessness. With an ax she destroys the saucer. Before the final creature is killed he sends a message to his home planet not to send any more ships to this planet. The lettering on the side of the saucer reads "U.S. Air Force."
(valium) being all out of VALIUM, VALIM MEDS, VALIUM ORDER ONLINE PRESCRIPTION OF VALIUM BUY VALIUM HERE
( ﾟ -ﾟ) spam
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The feeling that nothing will ever really get better than it is right now, and right now isn't really all that great.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Yeah. Teenagers totally suck.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Thin oven mittens.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sending money to >>183 and getting nothing in return.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting a 4-ch.net t-shirt in the wrong size.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting a 4-ch.net t-shirt
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting a 4-ch.net that is large but still too small for me
∧＿∧
／ ﾟAﾟ ＼ ＜ I can totally relate.
（ ）
＼ ／
（＿_）＿）
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having the apartment toilet stop working.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Threads ending at 999
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I doubt this thread will make it.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This thread.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Grandpa's latest thread.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) sad people
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 200 GETs
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Wow. that's almost as sad as flat diet pepsi.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) IAA is still completely dead.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm down to my last oreo.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm also down to my last euro.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm also down to my last 百万円
( ﾟ -ﾟ) MSDN examples
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Fursecutionists.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Overzealous furries
頭脳は子供。見た目はおじさん
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The sobering realization that once you know how dumb the average person is, half of the entire human race is dumber than that.
>>211
( ﾟ -ﾟ) "Brains are children. Appearance is an uncle."
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ... I don't get it.
>>214 The brain of a child, the appearance of an old man.
( ﾟ oﾟ) ooooohhhhhhhhh.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That makes more sense.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The fact that people like >>213 don't know the difference between a median and a mean.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The fact that people like >>217 don't know what "average" means.
http://m-w.com/dictionary/average
> 1 a : a single value (as a mean, mode, or median) that summarizes or represents the general significance of a set of unequal values
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Insult threads.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm never going to sleep now. My girlfriend has been complaining of swelling in her right eye recently. She came onto msn messenger just then saying "MY EYE! IT POPPED!" without having informed me beforehand that she saw a doc and he said it was just a stye. So here's me thinking that her fucking eye burst and I almost had a heart attack, I'm too young to have a heart attack! ;-;
( ﾟ -ﾟ) almost being asleep and then feeling a huge spider walk across my face.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) friend gives naruto, bleach and other shit anime after telling he downloaded some kick-ass anime.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Fist of the North Star 2.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who bothered watching Fist of the North Star 2.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) insults
( ﾟ -ﾟ) hirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperatorshirozontalseperators
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the heck is a hirozontal
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who used to pay for opera
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who like anime more than manga.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who like the manga adaptation of Eureka SeveN more.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who like ghibli.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who don't like ghibli.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Self paradoxes.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) summer school.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Sweating in my computer chair.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The fact that not alot of people liked the Fate/Stay Night anime.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The fact that the forum invasion of http://becauseitswinter.com was nipped in the bud by apathy and sloth.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) PPGZ sucked.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I'm happy someone agrees with me on PPGZ!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Though, Maybe it was wrong of me to expect better animation. Magical Girl anime..
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm afraid nobody will like http://www.anonib.com/mittens/
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm afraid of the person who doesn't like http://www.anonib.com/mittens/
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) http://becauseitswinter.com/viewforum.php?f=6 is the 4-ch to http://www.anonib.com/mittens/ iichan!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) was http://www.anonib.com/mittens/ even necessary?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I like http://www.anonib.com/dqndqnlol/index.php?b=1!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't like internet marketing
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't like happy things in unhappy threads.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't like happy things at all, really.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) vikipetan.
(・ω・) I was Mittens all along. Those were the best days of my life.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't like this guy at all.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) mondays... yet again.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The MUGEN community: http://randomselect.i-xcell.com/forum/index.php?topic=1659.0
( ﾟ -ﾟ) And honestly, MUGEN itself.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) my girlfriend was abused by her father...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I abused my father with help from my girlfriend.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My girlfriend robbed a liquor store to feed her father abuse habit
( ﾟ -ﾟ) A liquor story abused my father.
Spandam-chan got fired in the face hard by Sogeking ( http://groups.msn.com/onepiecemangav-2/chapter419.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=8591 ).
He was beating up Robin before that again while proclaiming his love for a guy who looks like my seventh-grade math teacher (who was a woman).
I'm also having dinner in six minutes. :-P
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) external links.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who think it's okay to pick their nose when they don't think anyone is watching.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It isn't.
People getting depressed by external links.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 1000-san is still dead...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Living in Australia.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) because its winter here.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Living in Alaska.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) because its always winter.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Oh, no... commercials...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Fuck, they played the same commercial twice in a row.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Spelling mod with an extra D is pretty weird...
ミト━━━━━━⊂( ﾟ -ﾟ)⊃━━━━━━ン!!!!!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Abused mittens
（; ´_⊃｀） when jisaku jien like >>273 don't understand my authority
,,..,,,,,,,_
./ ,' 3 `ヽｰっ
l ⊃ ⌒_つ
`'ｰ---‐'''''
ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) I like this thread!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the fact that i'll never have sex....
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the mittens imageboard is down...
The Mittens guy.
My former chorus teacher who tried to cram all those kids onto those risers during the crappy finale in her concert, and failed, so she crammed the rest in front of the stage, and wasted about two hours while doing this.
One of my friends on IRC rarely ever visits anymore.
How unavailable turd hats are in real life when they could help point out the poopheads and real-life Kusosure guys for me and make my life a bit easier.
The Mittens guy.
Bras.
Knowing that I'll probably get flamed for listing "the mittens guy" twice.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The flash thingy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This thread being bumped
( ﾟ -ﾟ) no SJIS text rendering in my irc client
ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) Not stealing Grandpa's money
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This board has really gone to the dogs.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's so sad...
( ﾟ¬ﾟ) Gurochan
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm hungry. I need bacon cheeseburgers and shit like that
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm lonely I need kittens and shit like that.
I just puked due to nothing but cold fear for the first fucking time in my life. /B/ I think I am fucked for the rest of my life now, I cant believe what I did today, what I was fucking DOING just a few hours ago! I'm locked In my room right now paranoid as hell, afraid of turning on the TV and I don't wanna look at my parents or anyone who has ever been nice to me ever again. I can barely even appreciate the fucking irony that 4chan was actually partly responsible for today. This is not pasta but I seriously dont know wtf anyone here could say to help me so I don't know if I am asking for advise either. I'm kinda hoping at least one of you sick fuckers has ruined some lives in the past and can relate and maybe calm me down.
Whatever, to keep the intro bullshit short I'll just say that I have been a /b/ tard and a weaboo for a couple of years now and in that time aquired a liking (if not obsession) with loli. I never Fukken saved any real CP (and never seen that much to begin with) but I did fantasize about loli encounters kinda often. Now I have few friends but since most of us just kinda hanged out in high school we don't really share the same interests. One of them who I get to see the most has never been all that into anime despite all the DVDs and shit I have lent to him over the years. I had shown him /b/ a few times but he never got interested, until early this year when we were talking about how young a girl we would fuck given the chance and seeing how he had no qualms with underaged girl I showed him a bunch of loli manga and color images I had as well as the then active /l/.
The motherfucker was really into it right of the bat, I was really surprised consireing he had always gone for more mature women when watching real porn, but he was really digging it and made it clear he was gonna look up more when he got home. Now normally this would be nothing special, but soon after this he told me he had started browsing loli stuff daily and even confessed to having some real CP. Like a good friend I just told him to be careful with that shit and left it at that. But in the following months whenever talk turned to women he would tell me about some new video he had seen and offer to show me (I usually declined.) I don't know how he was getting so much, but it was clear he was in deep and I was getting a little freaked out so we would not hang out nearly as often. As far as I know he never told anything about this to our mutual friends.And thus we come to today and I wish I had had diarrea or some shit and stayed the fuck home. I was bored after some quick morning web browsing and decided to go see this friend (I'll call him Bill from now on) since he had told me last time we talked that he had bought that zombie game for the 360 and I wanted to check it out. So I drive up to his place (like 5 mins from mine) and am surprised seeing his door is locked. Now see, he lives with his mother (who works in the military and is often out of states for several days) and she can be a little obsessive compulsive and a safety freak and ever since I have known him he has almost always made a point of not locking the door just to mess with her. Anyhow, I knock loudly and now there comes some noise from inside followed by some runing around while I wait and wonder if I came at a bad time.
Finally he goes "who is it?" hoarsely from behind the door. I said its me and wtf is the matter so he opens up and I come in. Fucker was sweating like a pig and looking at me weird, I asked him about the game and he almost immediately answered that he had lent it to someone. It was obvious he didn't want me there and it occured to me that maybe he had actually gotten a girlfriend (that he hadn't paid for) and I had just interrupted them. And this makes me glance down at him and I see the fucker has a hard on the size of texas under his jeans. Now I kinda start to appologize and give him a "god job" grin and I guess he just thought I was on to what was really happening and suddenly he lightens up, breathes in and says "come in here, its fucking awsome" and locks the door before leading me to his room.
His room is always a mess so walk all the way in before it registers that there is someone else there. And then I saw he, there was a fucking little girl lying naked on his bed with a pillow over her face. She was on her back and was using her hands to furiously press the pillow against her head. I was so stunned I didn't even gasp or say anything as he wlaked over to her and said "you can stop that now, you are gonna see him anyhow." At this point he tugged the pillow away to reveal a genuinely beautiful, if very moist face from what I gues was tears. She could not have been older than 10, had dark staright red hair down to her shoulders and freckles like she had just come out of some 50's kids show. She seemed to be trying to calm down a little unntil she actually looked around and saw me. Her dark brown eyes teared up immediately and she backed against the bed's headboard and began crying uncontrollably. As this happened I began freaking out and screaming at Bill asking what the fuck had he done and just throwing every insult I knew at him.
All Bill did was to calmly walk over to the girl and sit next to her. He then began playing with her tiny rspberry colored nipples and trying to roughly cup the puffiness that would one day become her breasts as she continued to sob. Suddenly I saw his muslces tense and he began to squeeze her rather hard before coldly saying "stop crying right now." There was a look of immense fear and pain on her face as she tried to hold back the tears and began choking slighly and trembling even more than she had been up to then. Bill looked up at me with a wide smile and said "we have been playing for like 3 hours when you got here, I want to fuck her one last time and then we can drop her off." I was still having a hard time understanding what was happening so I just hissed "where did you get her?" and turned my eyes back at the little girl whose fragile body was being groped all over by my friend. He quickly told me that after work today (he works putting various furniture together at a warehouse, since weekends are overtime and he goes every day its good money) while driving around the area looking for some small store where to grab a bite to eat he saw this girl wondering about right outside one of the werehouses, completely alone but keeping close to the backdoor where she must have exited from. He then said "I just figured what the fuck, now or never and just drove right up to where she was, put the car on park and grabbed her before she could get back inside." He said he told her he'd kill her if she screamed and the wrapped his work shirt around her head and ordered her to lie on the backseat.
Obviously my mind is going completely apeshit at this point and all I can think about is how do I get the fuck away. I instictively back away from him and the girl while he looks down at her and begins sliding his hand between her legs but he looks right back up at me and tells me "don't go anywhere, the fun is right here" but in the coldest voice I have ever heard him use. Now this guy isn't big, but he does work out every week unlike me and having seen him spar with some buddies I know he could knock me out cold if he wanted to. As if that wasn't enough all I could think about as he said it was that he had a gun somewhere. I had not seen it since we had gone camping over a year ago, but I knew he had one and it terrified me. I was so fucking scared right there, I wanted to just run away and get the cops but I had a feeling I wouldn't make it. The fact that he had just kidnaped and raped a little girl pretty much threw everything I had assumed I knew about him out the window. All I could do was nod and get closer.
A horrible crime was happening right in front of me, I can't even imagine what the poor girl must have been thinking, but even despite it al I realized that the intense pain in my crotch was from the raging boner trying to get out. As if he could read my mind (or at least that part of it) Bill gestured for me to come closer and then told me to sit on the bed. I did as he said and before I knew it he liftre the girl up and sat her right against me. I was still afraid as fuck but now I desperately wanted to touch and to explore that beautiful you body that had been so pure and innocent just a few hours before. Bill pulled her down slighly and kneeling by the bed said "go on man, feel those tits, get her wet for me" and then proceed to roughly spread her tiny pussy and began licking her up. I felt like throwing up, but at the same time I was hornier than I had ever been in my whole life and without overthinkling it I put my hands on her chest and began to gently massage it. I tried caressing her belly but my hands kept wondering upwards until I settled on pinching her cute little nipples while slinding myself against her so my crotch would bump against her butt. Her barely audible sobbing now mingled with half choking moans of pleasure and I felt I was about to cum right there.Bill however had other ideas having gotten tired of eating her out he roughtly grabbed her and laid her on her chest next to me before positioning himself behind her and beggining to play with her perfect little round ass. I just sat there as he played with her until he moved closer to her and said softly "third time's the charm, this is the last one so enjoy. It won't hurt as bad, don't worry." I simply could not believe how he could be so casual about what he was doing, I felt like he could have been slowly killing someone right there and not lost his composure. My thoughs jarred to a stop as the girl shrieked and began crying again. I could see he was trying to stick his dick as far as it would go, he was hurting her but I didn't even consider telling him to slow down. At this point he seemed to have settled into a rythm and was fucking the girl for all he was worth. The wet schlop schlop sound of it had gotten my boner to the breaking point when I realized the girl had stopped making noise. For a second I though she had somehow died but then I saw that she was breathing normally. Her head was slighly turned and I could see her eyes gazing into nothingness, it instantly brought to mind some of the /b/ cp I had seen, those kids with the dead looking eyes and the broken spirit. I could almost see myself and Bill through the eyes of a camera, two mosters, killing innocence.Again Bill leaned closer to her and said "now just like before take em off and suck him" before looking up at me and giving me a full faced grin. Tiny hands began unfastening my shorts before I realized what he was talking about. I knew this had to stop but my body wanted it so desperately I helped her as she fumbled with the zipper and pulled them to my knees. Her hand darted into my boxers and gently freed my now wildly pulsating PENIS. I was in heaven, but as her small pink tongue gingerly licked my cockhead I completely lost it and grabbing her head puched hear little mouth onto my dick. She gagged a little, but did not complain and proceeded to suck on the top. I knew I was about to have the gerates orgasm of my past and future life so again I pushed her onto myself causing but missed slighly causing precum to slick up the right side of her face. When she put her lips around my dick yet again I could hold it no longer and exploded into her mouth. I had just fapped in the morning but still the orgasm was so intense I felt like I was cumming galons. She tried pulling away but as Bill was holking her down she just slobbered the cum all over he face and neck as well as my crotch. Looking at the slooge all over her brought Bill over the edge and he moaned loudly as he came inside her.I sat frozen on the bed as Bill handed the girl her clothes (all I remember was the ladybug print skirt), which she put back on almost as a zombie, without even bothering to cleam up the jizz on her face or between her legs beyond smaring it a little and brushing it off her hands on her clothes. Bill then used a towel to blindfold her as well as fasten some cotton balls he had stuffed into her ears. She did nothing at all to resist any of this. I realized that I was on the verge of tears myself as again the horror of it all struck me. I pulled up my shorts and caught up to Bill in the garage as he was laying the girl down on the floor of the backseat. I asked him what the hell we were gonna do. He said "we are just gonna drop her off near where we I got her, theres a shitload of warehouses and theres nobody there at this time." I told him there are probably cops but he assured me he knew a place. I got on the back sit and laid down so I could not be seen from the window and wwe drove off. It was dark outside but as the constant streetlights cast striped of light on the tiny body lying below me I suddenly regretted that we were done with her so fast and before I knew it my hands had fopund their way down to her and I was rubbing her quite pointless bra through her shirt. Bill saw me on the mirror and laughed before saying "go ahead, we got another 20 minutes." Somehow his words killed my desire and I instantly left her alone and turned away.
As we approached I suggested leaving her close to some major street, but Bill said that as too risky and we would be seen. He said he knew a good place with no streetlights where only drug dealers hanged out sometimes. I blurted out something along the lines of it being dangerous for her and after thinking for a few seconds he just said very heavily "well, that just works out better for us." I had nothing to respond with to such cold logic, we drove up to the indeed very dark and fucked up looking place and stopped by a warehouse parking space. I took off the towel covering the girl's head and opened the door. She began crawling frantically, but before she was all the way out she must have realized where she was and stopped. I could feel that she wanted to get back in, back to the monsters who had raped, but we had no time and I was scared shitless so I closed my eyes, pushed her out and slammed the door shut as she fell on the street. Bill drove off immediately and we didn't talk until he dropped me off home less than an hour ago. All he said in the end was something along the lines of "it'll be allright" and "that was awsome" like we has just had some really good game rather than become criminals.
I'm scared guys, Im not the type to consider killing myself but right now every thought that comes to me scres me more and more. That girl will never forget us, I'm not a little kid anymore, my face wont change much and if she ever sees me I am done for. I am terrified that my friend will say something, that someone saw us or saw his car or heard her crying when we were fucking her. I have a feeling like if I turn on the Tv the first thing I hear will be our names and see a composite sketch of our faces. I ahte what I did and the worsty is I keep hoping someone else did get her and maybe killed her and that they find him and then we will get away scot free. I hate that I am trhinking and wishing this, I can't understand how it happened and that its real and that just yesterady I was happily laughing watching TV with family and from now on everything I am will be a lie and that I will be rapist and child molestor inside forever. I really don't know what the fuck to do or how to go on and still I can't help to admit that having those little lips around my PENIS felt better than anything else in the world and that I will fap to the memory till the day I die.
plz don't discunduct the order of bbs
( ﾟ -ﾟ) epic zoom...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I was 99% sure it would end in a bel air
You fucking pedo piece of shit
>>306 please don't discunduct the order of bbs
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who don't follow the rules.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who don't appreciate orderly cunduct.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) or the importance of correct spelling
( ﾟ -ﾟ) grammer nazis
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Unhappiness.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People that call grammarians "grammar nazis"
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who label others.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who don't realise the importance of labels.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who put labels on top of the UPC so you can't get your rebate.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Threads left alone to fester in the ALL THREADS section of the bbs
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（ ´_⊃｀） ＜ While we find the occasional mention of mittens to be distasteful
（つ つ the overall spirit of this thread demonstrates our vision of DQN
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) That big-nosed guy who's always down on everything.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This thread still hasn't even made it to part 2...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) http://www.anonib.com/mittens/ has closed...
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) self-important jackasses who ruin everyone else's fun
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（ ´_⊃｀） ＜ Don't cry, emo kid...affiliate!
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When you just plain fuck up for no reason.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) when all the thread titles are backwards and I can't find the happy things thread
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Etherchan is still down.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Crazy moderators that run around yelling "affiliate".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The "Post happy things!" thread seems to catch up with us...
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) Liars that say that mittens don't help when it's cold outside
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It's really really cold in my house and I don't have any mittens.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The girl behind the counter at Marty's stabbed me in the head.
( - _-) Chinese Mitten Crab ate my mittens.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Emo kids
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ... without mittens.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Rated M DDR fanfictions on Fanfiction.net
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the downer after doing a couple lines
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Getting my wisdom teeth removed and getting an upset nerve
( ˃ -˂) drysocket!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...cat gas.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) my german shepard's chili-farts.
chili made of german shepards
( ﾟ -ﾟ) people like >>349 who post happy things in the unhappy things thread
( ﾟ -ﾟ) she ain't my Jenny no more
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There's a bug at my window. I'd let him out, but he'd freeze to death. But if he stays in here, he might land on me!
●( ﾟ -ﾟ) Having poo stuck to my butt.
it's stories like yours that make me cry my eyes out :(
( ﾟ -ﾟ) you know damn well she ain't your jenny no mo' (ノД｀)
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who think haruhi is something new, when they didn't even see "SHUFFLE!"
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Shuffle.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Specifically, ep 19.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Spoilers.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Deviantart.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Losing your left mitten.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) running away from a dog that's chasing you and your mittens are on these little chains hooking them to your winter jacket and they're flopping all over and the dog bites one and holds on and pulls you to the ground and then tears your mitten loose and runs away with it leaving you with just a few strands of yarn
( ﾟ -ﾟ) that eternally smiling fathead
( ⌒-⌒) Did someone call?
( - __-) sigh
>>365 ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Kindness-san!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who don't like Kindness-san
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Shitty communication test right before leaving for Thanksgiving break.
( ﾟ -ﾟ)I'll grab you by the neck and punch you in your fuck you piece of shit. Let's try to act more reasonable around here, my fuckin' christian kid likes playing here @ this site.
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Oh and knowing that I will probably fail my exams. Byeeee my plan to transfer courses.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) College talk.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Account for domain etherchan.org has been suspended
ヽ(｀Д´)ﾉ I NEED MY COPYPASTA!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Lameness-san's back yard smells like pee.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Dial up, and living so far away from anything that I can't even get a DSL connection.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I can't stop eating
( ﾟ -ﾟ) smelly socks
( ﾟ -ﾟ) We're all going to die. Let's happy die together!!! For great justice...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) It won't be snowy 'round my parts at Christmas time. Also, I'm a Canadian, so I would expect otherwise.
( ´ω`) And now we know that Mittens is Canadian. That explains a lot.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)!! Grandpa came to visit me for Christmas!
( ´ω`) No mittens, that was just your dream. As everyone knows "The Elitist Superstructure Mittens Act of 1993" forbids you to come in contact with any person or persons related, affiliated or a member of The Elitist Superstructure. Now please remove yourself from my residence before I call my attorney for a restraining order. I will not take this mental abuse from you anymore.
( ´ω`) Besides, I'm not allowed in Canada any more after the Poutine Incident.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) That beady-eyed guy totally derailed the latest grandpa thread before it could even get up to speed.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Daddycool stole from me.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The doctor told me I am bigmike.
-bigmike
( ´ω`) Mittens Are Terrible Things.
ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) not having enough money.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Cannot release emergency mittens
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Being DQN
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Squeeks left. There are only four people left on DQN.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Synonyms.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Homophones.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Homonyms.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Synophones.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Musty telephones
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Bad sex.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Rad specs.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Trad cats.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) PHAT TRAXXX.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) People who hate Mikuru-chan.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Running out of pictures to post to http://anonib.com/mittens
( ﾟ -ﾟ) being continually attacked by bees
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Tripcodes.
>>405
I prefer kittens and feces myself. ^_^
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This thread will die in less than 600 posts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Im posting in this thread by myself.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) bent umbrella
( ﾟ -ﾟ) mondays.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) 4-ch
( ﾟ -ﾟ) rotten lettuce
( ﾟ -ﾟ) me
( ﾟ -ﾟ)my sudden weight gain.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The "post happy things" has more posts than this.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) antimatter mittens
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Linkin Park
( ﾟ -ﾟ) rotten lettuce
( ﾟ -ﾟ) rotten lettuce
( ﾟ -ﾟ) rotten lettuce
( ﾟ -ﾟ) rotten lettuce
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Repeating the same phrase over and over.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Holes in your mitten so when you try to breathe under water all the water gets in anyways.
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（ ﾟ mﾟ） I'm not really into being unhappy.
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|Д｀) No one is here.
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♪ ／ ＼ RANTA TAN
ヽ(´Д｀;)ﾉ RANTA TAN
( へ) RANTA RANTA
く TAN
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♪ ／ ＼ RANTA RANTA
ヽ（;´Д｀）ﾉ RANTA TAN
(へ ) RANTA TANTA
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) The tendency of anonymous message boards to attract society's bottom feeders.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) the dance is worse than rotten lettuce
( ﾟ -ﾟ) life
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Diet Life.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) One day, you and everyone you know is going to die.
(^_^) All women bleed 10-80mL from their vaginas once a month, have uterine cramps, have emotional sensitivity, breast pain, migraine headaches, abdominal pain, and changes in sex drive. Some experience diarrhea or loose stools.
the world
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The world not only deserves, but actively desires my vitriolic hatred.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) my friend wont type what makes her unhappy
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Not posting from a work computer because I got fired.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I fired someone recently and I feel guilty.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I am feeling disgruntled about being fired and have entered an application for firearms ownership.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I lied to my boss about a co-worker so I could get his job and the boss fired him without facts-checking. Now I feel uneasy.
( @ _ @) I was not allowed a firearms permit due to a history of schizophrenia and manic depression. So I had to buy from the black market, and the foreign arms dealer could read my mind. I think he's part of the conspiracy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I've come to hate my cat and am contemplating getting rid of it somehow.
ω( ^ -^)ω My owner has taken me far away to the woods and gone. I am sure he will be back soon.
( ﾟ_ﾟ) I never saw John Wayne on the sands of Iwo Jima...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I already miss my cat.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Fetishists. They deserve all the hatred and mockery that comes their way.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The happy things thread is 4 times more successful than this one. Stupid joyfags.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) There's only four days left to live.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't have anything to contribute to this thread.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I do feel pleasured by masturbation anymore
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I don't feel pleasured by masturbation anymore
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not getting laid.
( °㊇°) Hello, all ~jissou
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The end is incredibly fucking nigh.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I miss Xenon...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This thread died...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Wait, does that mean there were no more unhappy things left?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Oh, but it's at the top again now...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My woman left me for a Japanese man...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) She said it was because he had a bigger penis...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I forgot how to laugh.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I accidentally sliced a part of my fingertip off when I was making dinner.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The one girl I ever loved turned out to be a lesbian.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) But wait, mittens is female!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) But I am not. I am just another individualistic westerner.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) My parents caught me watching porn now nomore allowance.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Also, they started making out while the porn was running.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) And they're both men.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Mittens is a lesbian.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wish I was gay like everybody else in this town.
(⊺●Д๏) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads". I do believe this is a character thread, so I would like to bump it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Bump Character Threads".
( ﾟ -ﾟ) When fate knocks, the one you care about most, that irreplaceable someone, will die.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Everything that makes them who they are will cease to exist, leaving you absolutely alone.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) And no man, machine, or prayer will ever bring them back from the dark.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I guess I'm allergic to peanuts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I think the condom just broke.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I've been exposed to genital warts.
< ﾟ -ﾟ> I have Corean ancestors.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Chocolate covered stroopwafels...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I blame the Welsh for this monstrosity.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I miss the days of having 2 arms, and a lower body for that matter
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I miss having a penis.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I miss having Japanese text support.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I wish I could remember what sunlight looks like...
( * -*) You can tell you've lost the will to live when all food begins to taste badly.
[No]
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) forgetting to delete the [No] Which shows I blatantly ctrlC+crlV'ed
I failed 2 exams T_T T_T T_T T_T
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Those horrible "T_T" faces.
-‐‐- 、
／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）
i 乂-‐ −! i People who don't like clones make me sad.
＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞===========
== THE REI'S CLONED ==
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) Message and his pissy not-fucking-finishing-that-fucking-installer.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Breaking the support disc.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) The rss feed is still down.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Released the emergency mittens twice in a row.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) chmod 666.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) LCD monitor died. Welcome back 10 year old CRT. You're a sight for sore eyes. No, really, you're making my eyes sore.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Computer illiterate students bugging me for support with their banned accounts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) dysfunctional peni.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) being forced to eat boxed ramen because of financial issues, and having to wait in line for the microwave behind an autistic faggot who is eating them because they are weeaboo.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) posting from Introduction to Psychology.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Frosted Butts.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) finding poop inside your chocolate wrapper.
( ´ω`) finding chocolate inside your poop wrapper.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Taking out the last Post-It note.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being stuck on the tram with a bunch of screaming schoolchildren because their teacher is too cheap and stupid to hire a goddamn coach.
( ﾟ -ﾟ)Sore genitals.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Sore genitals!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Posting in the wrong thread.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Being past the halfway point
( ﾟДﾟ) LSD.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) insomnia
( ﾟ -ﾟ) This world.
( o-o) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I owe the bank $300+ and im broke till payday... woohoo.
