( ί -ί) Inside-out mittens...
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( ί -ί) internet detectives.
( ί -ί) these unending nosebleeds
( ί -ί) Coffee that is no longer warm.
( ί -ί) Coffee thats warm and has urine in it.
( ί -ί) Rat urine.
( ί -ί) tanasiζn..ζζζ-ί(ζζζ
school sucks
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preppie girls never looked at me.......
( ί -ί) The only girls that look at me are the fat ones, and even then they're only interested in borrowing money they'll never pay back.
( ί -ί) Forgotten threads
( ί -ί) No Mother 3...
( ί -ί) Deep-fried orangutan butt-pimple pus fries.
( ί -ί) hShampooh has the word gpooh in it....
( ί -ί) Now my hair is either physically clean or psychologically clean, but never both.
( ί -ί) Disgusting realizations spread through the Internet.
( ί -ί) Yaoi is fucken gay
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( ί -ί) feering so ronery...
( ί -ί) Furries.
( ί -ί) Dick butts.
( ί -ί) Retards
( ί -ί) Loneliness
( E-E) Best friends
( ί -ί) SAoVQ
( ί -ί) DQN
( ί -ί) VIP
( ί -ί) Dogs
( ί -ί) A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
( ί -ί) SIDS
(BΑ_-B) ...ape has killed... ape...
( ί -ί) Mysterious black obelisks.
( ί -ί) step-dads
( ί -ί) Mysterious black step-dads
( ί -ί) PROGGIT
( ί -ί) old, fast discharging batteries.
( ί -ί) unfunny comedians
( ί -ί) clowns on tricycles
( ί -ί) The fact that this thread has yet to reach part II
( ί -ί) empty coffee jar
( ί -ί) < squeeks> yknow what I don't get? websites that say you have to be a certain age to buy condoms, sex toys etc. what the fuck?
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( ί -ί) old, fast discharging men.
( LΦ`) Lolis are bad, always complaining about stuff like above.
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( ί ί) That's because the world is a happy place with happy things in it!
( ί -ί) thread police
( ί -ί) when you hear a kitten in a burning house and run to rescue it and it's too hot so you put on your favorite pair of mittens and the kitten is really screaming now and when you finally get it to safety not only did you scorch your mittens but the kitten is covered in burns and is oozing pus all over your mittens and then it dies and it pees and poops on your burnt pus covered mittens and those mittens were your favorites and the kitten smells like roasted garden snake and pus and so do your mittens i hate it when that happens
( ί -ί) The fact that some asshole in South America can steal someones dog, tie it up, starve it to death, and call it "art" and that this is all perfectly ok, but if I were to violently and painfully crush his head for this horrible act and stick his body in a museum, I wouldn't have the same protection under the law.
( ί -ί) But his bloody brain-bone-skin mixture is symbolic of my rage! I did it to raise awareness for the sad and rampant problem of stupidity in this world! It's only a human, for gods sake, millions of humans are killed daily, it probably would have died anyways! Look at the good it'll cause!
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( LD`) THE LAST TWO POSTS!!!
PENIS
( ί -ί) My life
( ί -ί) My wife.
( ί -ί) double posts or clever trolling
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( ί -ί) when you find your neighbors mittens in your wife's panty draw
( ί -ί) being buried alive without your mittens
( ί -ί) having no hands for mittens
( ί -ί) not collecting all 120 stars in Mario 3D
( ί -ί) after a good sexing not finding your smokes/mittens
( ί -ί) receiving socks instead of mittens on Christmas
( ί -ί) Jesus was black
( ί -ί) japanese people
( ί -ί) a big pile of flaming poo, j/k a big pile of flaming mittens
( ί -ί) 4channel
( ί -ί) 600 get wasn't as good as I thought
( ί -ί) the elevens got away.
( ί -ί) Banner advertisements above thread titles...
( ί -ί) I don't like the Hussein thing. I've had enough of Hussein.
( ί -ί) So I thought up a word in the shower this morning.
( ί ί) Mandruff!
( ί -ί) But Urban Dictionary says it's already taken.
₯ί₯(ΙD`)₯ί₯‘ that poor girl with the stuffed toy baby seal hat being scared by the polar bear
( LΦ`) Having sex with your 80 year old grandmother.
( ˃ ˂) Wearing mittens BECAUSE IT'S WINTER!
( ί -ί) ...But how am I ever going to wear mittens in winter when we're stuck in September?
( ί -ί) My widescreen monitor died, so I'm stuck with this crappy little HDTV until I can buy a new one.
( ί -ί) Consensual sex in the missionary possition.(sp?)
( ί -ί) I don't have an HDTV, so I'm stuck with this crappy large 10 year old TV until forever.
( ί -ί) By boyfriend's english sucks.
( ί -ί) My computer is slow
Giant hairy molding pussing skin sacks of fat sloshing around in a bikini.
( ί -ί) Wall₯E getting smushed.
( ί -ί) No Oppai Oppai
( ί -ί) The fact that you will never be as awesome as me.
( ί -ί) I need to visit the penis doctor and have part of my foreskin chopped as it brings excruciating pain whenever I get a hard-on
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( ί -ί) Me eating my last ice cube...