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( LΦ`) This is the new thread, you idiot. The last one closed at 999.
(??? ) Oh, sorry...
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( LΦ`) stupid wakabamark screwed up my post.
( ά-ά) No, I'm afraid this particular brand of stupidity is all natural.
( LΦ`) I'm sorry, we seem to be having a misunderstanding here.
( LΦ`) Which part of "Get the hell out of my thread" is so difficult for you to understand?
( ά-ά) Speak clearly. All I hear are the demented mumblings of a senile old man.
(₯Ν₯) HE SAID GET OUT OF HIS THREAD YOU FAT FUCK
(₯Ν₯) Go annoy Darkpa. His threads are pretty quiet these days.
( ά-ά) Aww, is little baby not getting his way?
Out you go!
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( LΦ`) Great Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?
( LOΦO`) Well, sonny, we used to read books and have sex.
when theres something strange
in the neighborhood
who you gunna call?
( LΦ`) Grandpa, dumbass.
if there's something weird
and it don't look good
who you gonna call?
( ά-ά) Grandpa Dumbass
That's right!
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(₯Ν₯) Grandpa, are you ready for this year's War on Christmas? Black Friday is this Friday.
( LΦ`) Ready, willing and able, Junior. The SAM launchers are already armed with reindeer seeking missiles, and the fireplace is primed with an upward firing cannon on a motion sensor trigger.
( LΦ`)Ν₯)-ά)ί)Φ₯ิ)nLjΦOjFor Great Justice!
(EΦE) For Great-
( @LΦ)Β¦@@@ί( ##ΦE) Ouch.
( @₯Ν)Β¦@@@ί( ##oά) ow HEY!
( άoά) What was that for?
(₯Ν₯) Just for being you.
( LΦ`) Ah, that's the Grandson I love...
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) Ha! You're gonna go far, kid!
(₯Ν₯) Grandpa, we learned about Beethoven's Für Elise today in school. Who was Elise?
( LΦ`) Elise... ah, that takes me back. Elise was one of your grandmothers. The fifth one, I think. All that blood-red hair and white, white skin made her the envy of Scotland.
( EΦE) Wanna meet my new girlfriend?
(*ί[ί) Hi guys.
( EΦE) Wanna meet my new girlfriend?
(*ί[ί) Hi guys.
( EΦE) Damn you, double posting!
( EΦE) Damn again, double posting!
( EΦE) Damn again, double posting!
( LΦ`) Elise... ah, that takes me back. Elise was one of your grandmothers. The fifth one, I think. All that blood-red hair and white, white skin made her the envy of Scotland.
( ???) 1000GET!
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( LΦ`) This is the new thread, you idiot. The last one closed at 999.
(??? ) Oh, sorry...
( LΦ`) And that's how I got to 329get.
(₯Ν₯) That was kinda boring, gramps.
(₯Ν₯) May I see your Shobooon kind Sir?
( LΦ`) You're still too young for that, kid.
( LΦ`) well, okay...
( LΦ``) sh...cough...
( LLΦ``) shoboon
(₯Ν₯) That's actually kind of creepy, grandpa...
(L₯Ν₯`) HURRGH..there we go. shoboon
(₯Ν₯) Grandpa, back when I was a kid, video game consoles came with controllers that connected to it through a wire. None of this fancy wireless remote crap for us, when had to plug in our stuff, yes sir'ree! These kids don't know how good they have it, right?
( ¦.¦) I am a new person, and I humbly ask what 'Shoboon' means? Some kind of noodles?
(₯Ν₯) It's some emoticon
( LΦ`) You're an emoticon.
(w) Hallo, I'm WESTERN Grandpa! Yeeeehaaa! Grandpa SAM! What's cooking, COWBOYS? I am a long lost cousin of Grandpa from AMERICA. Have some HOT DOGS and HAMBURGERS grilled flame style USA! Long time no see!
Σ(EΦE`cάΑ fart
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( LΦ`) Junior, get me my tang.
(w) DUDE that was a COOL fart. In AMERICA we celebrate! Good job BROTHER!
(₯Ν₯) ... IN AMERICA!
( LΦ`) That will get everyone going, including Hinako in New York, finding herself.
(₯Ν₯) Who's Hinako, grandpa?
( LΦ`) My granddaughter.
(₯Ν₯) So that makes her my cousin, right?
( LΦ`) Yes.
( LΦ`) Feel free to have sex with her.
(₯Ν₯) I need pics first. What if she's ugly as sin?
( LΦ`) Then she'd be less likely to reject you, kid.
(₯Ν₯) Well, that's encouraging.
(₯Ν₯) Grandpa, how did you and Grandma first meet?
( LΦ`) It was a chilly September when we met. The cherry blossoms were falling and the chicadas were chirping loudly. A frog hopped from his perch on a branch and made a 'plop' sound as he entered the water. Two earthworms danced lewdly in the earth, making a 'crrrtchPING, crrrtchPING" sound as they did. Grandma approached me, she was wearing a sheer silk flower dress, and dark heavy boots. And also a hat made of bear meat. She smiled coquettishly, and winked at me. From that moment, it was love at first sight.
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( LΦ`) You!
i@MnLjHow are you grandpa.
i@MnLjAll your threads are destroyed by us.
i@MnLj Where is Nida?
( LΦ`) Did you check your pockets?
i@MnLj No.
[pocket] < kekekeke
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[pocket] < Too much lint nida.
( LΦ`) Grandpa is not pleased. GTFO.
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( ά-ά) And so it was that the fabric of space and time unraveled completely. Seriously, you're almost as bad as that failure, Mittens.
( LΦ`) You're no better, fathead. Get out.
( ά-ά) I see your memory isn't the only thing that's gone with age, Grandpa.
(₯Ν₯) Grandpa, Is that a 1958 Buick Roadmaster in your garage? If you have that baby, why are you always taking the bus?
( LΦ`) That's not a Roadmaster. That's Happiness-san. I drive a Nash Rambler.
(₯Ν₯) Whatever happened to George?
( LΦ`) He was hugged and squeezed and patted and petted until death by that Yeti from Bugs Bunny cartoons.
(`ΝL) So guys, did I miss anything?
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(₯Ν₯) Grandpa, duck, duck, duck... GOOSE!
( LΦ`) No, and no. I've got a crossword puzzle to solve.
(₯Ν₯) Grandpa, who do you prefer? Max or Milia?
( LΦ`) Milia. Giant women have a vagina the size of a hallway.
(₯Ν₯) Grandpa, please tell me about your adventures as an opal miner in Australia!
( LΦ`) Those were exciting times... fighting with the 'roos, ripping wealth from the raw ground and always looking skywards in terror of the dropbears...
( LΦ`) I'll never forget those warm evenings spent in the red light districts, or the smell of Squeeks' grandmother's perfume.
(₯Ν₯) Grandpa, can you help me play Gyromite? My R.O.B. tried to rip my dick off while playing it.
(₯Ν₯) Grandpam hurry up and die so I can inherit your fortune.
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( LΦ`) Oh, yeah. I never amassed a fortune.
( LΦ`) You'd think you'd know that by now.
(₯Ν₯) Grandpa, I bet you were one of those nerds who always got picked on at school.
(₯Ν₯) Well here I am, picking up all those hot-but-fucking-stupid whores. My ego clearly surpasses yours.
( LΦ`) Yeah, yeah. Like going to the red light district stone blind drunk, waving a fistful of twenties around and yelling "HAY BABY ITS PAYDAY" at anything with tits takes any skill at all.
( LΦ`) Besides that, you're only seven. What are you even going to do with a whore, thumbdick?
(₯Ν₯) I could ... I ...
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( LΦ`) To that perspective, yes, but your thumb's no bigger then the apostrophe in this sentence from normal distance.
( LΦ`) Me, on the other hand...huh huh huh huh huh. HUH HUH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HACOUGH COUGHcoughCOUGHargh arhgh...huh, yeah.
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( LΦ`) 400get.