( ・-・) If your thread has an established theme, I'm going to do my best to fuck it over.

clonepa clonepa blah blah blah
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　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　Sweet!
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/　　/ 　　| |　　／　　　　　　　　(・∀・)(´ω` ) Ah, my favorite episode!
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( ಠヮಠ) WHERE IS SARAH CONNOR

( ಠヮಠ) SO I HERD SHE HAS MITTENS

( ´☉-◉`) We are bludgeoning them and then smearing their faces with brown and orange bile. Then we wrap towels around their heads and write "FILTHY HAJI" all over them before we feast. We he Him feeds with the mouth as well as gonads. With each bite and thrust we move to the enxt plane of delicious horror. Then we have more pills in our belly. Then we take more bites. Then we have more pills. Then we write more craigslists. Then we kill more haji.

( ´☉-◉`) Satan has promised us we are almost there. More lives. More lives. More lives. Dave says they call the key to Great Hall is PCP. PCP is the NEW GOD of the AGES and his NEW ORDER of the WORLD is coming TONIGHT. We just need more craigslists before we reside in the higher world PERMANENTLY.

( ´☉ム◉`) CAW CAW CAW! CAW! CAW! SIX CAWS OF THE CROW GODDESS, DEVOUR THINE ESSENCE

( ´⦿ム◙`) GRRRAAARRRRRRRRRRRWRRRITTHE SATAAN MOAR CRAIGSLIST HAJI BUILD THE BONE PILE CLIMB IT TO HELLVEN

( ・-・) Dude dude dude

( ・-・) Just because you're weaker than spit Grandpa spit doesn't mean you should try pestering me in a pitiful attempt to get more pills.

( ●-●) HAIL SATEN

( ●-●) BRAILLE MATIN'

( ・-・) I honestly have no idea whats going on in here.

( ´ω`) Alligator pair, crocogator pair, that's why they's so mean!

( ・-・) "crocogator"?

( ・-・)

( ・-・) Go back to your nursing home already, you dried up old turd.

( ・-・) Just as I planned...

( ・-・) Muahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaah!

( ・ω・) That's just your code phrase for "I'm glad that worked out."

( ・ω・) ... that's what my friend Beady Eyes would say if he heard you say that.

( ・ω・) ... hi, beady eyes!

( ・ω・) My name is Clonepa!

( ・ω・) Sex is a special and meaningful act, not just some gross but neccesary biological act akin to taking a shit thats needed to produce children!

>>795

>sex
>gross

( ・-・) virgin detected

( ・ω・) How could I be a virgin? I don't have any genitals to be a virgin with.

( ・-・) 798 GET

( ´ω`) 799 GET. Mine's one better!

( ・-・) 800 GET

( ・ω・) 800gets are for babies.

( ・-・) I eat babies.

( ・ω・) You're a baby.

( ・-・) Your face is a baby.

( ´ω`) The Baby Is You.

( ・-・) said No! I must eat the babies!
( ´ω`) said, no, you are the babies.
And then ( ・-・) was a Clonepa.

( ・-・) Saw it coming.

bump

le xD

( ・-・) I hate this thread.

>>812
The feeling's mutual.

( ・-・)

( ・-・) jiiii-

( ・ω・) butt.

( ・-・) Clonepa, you're getting on my n-

( ・-(○ミ　 thunk
　_
( ・-・)っ○　Alright, who just threw this at me?

>>818
It was me. What are you going to do about it?

( ・ω・) I like you!

( ・-・)I'm quite fond of myself too.

( ・-・) ...

( ・-・) What? Nobody taking the setup this time?

( ・-・)

( ´ω`) I remember when I was your dad's age, I'd fondle you too.

( ・-・) Thanks for the pity punchline, Cramps.

( ´ω`) Hey we haven't had a johnny inspection in a while, I better check you for elves.

( • - • ) Aleoght grampdA, check me for Elvis.

In the lighter side of the news, Beady Eyes has donated
his entire collection of rare Tenga Eggs to the American
Lung Association. When asked for comment, the annoying
comic foil said "I think everyone should be-
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/　　/ 　　| |　　／　　　　　　　　　　（・ω・ ） Isn't that nice?
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My polished nails look spectacular. Literally dazzling, even.

As Pushkin wrote in Eugene Onegin:

 A man who's active and incisive
 can yet keep nail-care much in mind:
 why fight what's known to be decisive?
 custom is despot of mankind.

( ・-・) That's just lame, >>837

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　　　　 　　 　 ( ・-・) Fuck this thread. I'm outta here.
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（・-・　）. . .

( ´ω`) Yeah, I'm going to go with derailed on this one.

( ´ω`) Fun fact: This thread has been running for over 6 years and hasn't 999getted yet.

>>847
What are you talking about? Not even one year has passed.

( ・-・) Screw you if you think that this thread is derailed.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Antelope Freeway, one five hundred twelfth mile!

( ・-・) Who let Mittens drive? She's like six years old!

( ・ω・) Watch out! You could get run o-

( ・ω・) ....

( ・ω・) Never mind.

( ・-・) I hate me and my thread.

( ・-・) I make me so mad!

Where did you come from?
( ・-・)　(・-・ ) I dunno lol

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( ・ω・) But will your thread ever 999get?

When I think about you
( ・-・)　(・-・ ) I kick myself

　 ∩∩
　(・-・ )　And then I run away!
　 ﾟ○-Ｊﾟ

( ´ω`) And then what happens?

( ・-・) Usually I hide from myself, or just go take a shit.
( ・-・) Depends on what I had for lunch, really.

/i　 ／ｊ
j み/／
(・-・ ) Ack, my ears. Preview isn't working from here. I wonder if this will be better.

( ・ω・) But will your thread ever 999get?

( ・-・) No, it clearly won't. If it does, I'll kill myself forever.

gooby plz

( ・-・) I want to thank people in this thread: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1406087307/l50

( ・-・) People who drop dead early reduce the burden on social security and 24 hour care facilities.

goof butts

( ・-・) Go away.

( ・ω・) Hey, Beady.

(・-・ ) What?

( ・ω・) 凸

( ・-・) That's what your mom said.