>>23 here... ahhh, that's much better, thank you. I've been meaning to do something about that.
However, using a turkey mallet, I still beat you to within an inch of your life, leaving you in a pool of your own blood.
Using a rusty teaspoon, I perform an amateur vaginoplasty on >>26.
Using my hand, I shape it into a fist and hit >>27 on the nose.
Using my foot, I shape it into a... foot and kick >>28 in the shin.