4-ch shines with the collection of stuff we really know about. Feel free to add.
-women generally wear high heeled shoes in bed
-nurses in hospitals do not need to have similar uniforms at all
-there is a holy sequence of order in copulation which is always the same. Therefore the good part always starts around halfway of the movie.
-all women without exception are thrilled if you squirt over their clean clothes or hair.
-as long as women get pleasured they are unaware or do not care about the gender of her partner(s)
-about fifty percent of all women do not wear panties
-there exists no such woman that uses tampons.
-Asia Carrera is sex on two legs, I tell you what
-women are objects
Just as beer is bad after wine, pussy is bad after anal
>>4-6 are permabanned
-womans vocabulary in bed is limited to "Oh yeah," "Fuck me," "Oh God," and some variations on "Oooh!" and "Aaah!" Outside bed they tend to rely mostly on body language.
Women ALWAYS get massive orgasms when you rub your cock between their breasts.
All Japanese girls have 16 pixels for a vagina.
A woman not making noise for more than five seconds is not genuinely enjoying herself and they're faking it.
All Japanese men have an invisible penis.
Japanese women look like they're suffering, baring their lower teeth and looking close to a nervous breakdown. But really, they are very sensitive and have difficulty handling the intense pleasures.
All Japanese men have a weird, blocky, pixelated penis.
In Japan, genitals have black dashes across them.
I see we clearly have different types of porn, at least between Japanese and Western (not cowgirl western, I'm talking about Europe/America)
given the specific tastes of the general public of 4-ch, this thread is now opened for all knowledge concerning hentai and yaoi as well!!!
-inserting penis in cervix is easily possible by forcefully pulling it down (grab via colon)
-if you touch a woman at her erogenous zones, she becomes defenseless immediately and very horny at least one page later
Rape is always successful. Only when the last rapist has let out his last drop will the victim be allowed to be saved/escape/beat the guys to a pulp/make a pun. Failed rape attempt is not in the Japanese dictionary.
make a pun.... lol
Steroid using muscle girls are never having sex with guys, because their vaginal muscles will reflexively chop off a guy's wang.
>>that's a thing bothering me in the startrek series too... how do they know that the female species don't chop of the wang inside to procreate?
>>the only biological difference among startrek's alien species is the arrangement of lumps on their foreheads
In Star Trek, the species' only physiological differences are in forehead configuration and skin-tone.
>>That was either synchronicity, or I have an evil doppleganger
I think it was JISAKU JIEN.
[hentai]
really horny boys can also penetrate the uterus
Not to mention the urethra,, the nipples, and in extreme cases, the ovaries.
>>30
Call that extreme? I take it you haven't seen the gif where a girl gets fucked vagoo to nostril/mouth.
31 getting in 20 year old poster thread.
32 i mean
fuck 33 i mean 34
>>356 typoget
Nope. I've seen the one where the guy fucks the girl so hand she literally splits in half though.
Impressive thing was, it was horizontally.
>>37 sounds like some mangaka who had a warped concept of what sandwiching is all about.
Everything John K Pe-ta has ever drawn is 100% real to life.
With enough skill, one can penetrate all 12 orifices with one penis/tentacle.
please elaborate on the 12 orifices. I can only count 8 and that already includes ears and urethra...
Earx2
Eyesocketx2
Nostrilx2
Mothx1
Nipplesx2
Urethrax1
Vaginax1
Assx1
And that's not counting things like tits and hands, which can be used like orifices
>>43 I didn't know eyesockets could be used as orifices. they look pretty closed to me.
Semen is the tastiest substance on earth, and you can apparently taste it on your face.
Do not ever talk about getting creampie when you're in the company of other people
>>43 I didn't know moths could be orifices. they look pretty closed to me.
>>43
You also neglected to mention open wounds
most girls would look like porn starlets if they just didn't wear clothes
Nobody needs a Kleenex after they've had sex.
>>48
Moths have orifices of their own.
Being able to penetrate them probably isn't something to brag about, though.
There is nothing more beautiful than the love between a Japanese woman and 25 eels.
"Who's your daddy" is a good thing to say in bed.
If, during the act of coitus, one happens to be wearing what is termed a "cowboy hat" in the colonies, atop one's head, it is customary at one point or another to exclaim "NOT TODAY YOU DON'T" at the act's "receiving" party's protestations.
There is no such thing as a dry vagina
This works only in the regular restaurants. Use this to gain access to SubWay Premium Service. I got this from a good friend of mine who used to work in the SubWay kitchen, and still make use of it frequently. Here goes.
When you go to SubWay to buy a sandwhich, you should know that there's a secret code in the form of an exact recipe of your sub. You want the wholewheat bread, halfsized, with chicken. Have it toasted. Refuse the cheese but ask for extra butter. No lettuce, but cucumber and peppers and that's it for vegetables. You want mayonaise sauce AND chili-sauce on that. The waitress will ask if you really want that, but stand firm and insist on this order. This is crucial to the process. No salt, no pepper. Not for take-away but for consumption on the spot. When you pay, give exact change, receive the single 'sub-club' coupon, put it in your mouth and swallow it while still at the counter. When you have done this all correctly, you will be taken through the kitchen to a special private room. The waitress will spend an hour with you, you can do all you want with her, she will love it and it is completely free of charge.
Now you also know why subway only hires clean, young girls. Protip: select your waitress by intelligent use of the line i.e. let other people in front of you to be the one in line for your desired waitress.
p.s. don't forget your Sandwhich when you leave the place! happened to me a couple of times hehehe :)
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