-Men are never impotent.
-When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
-If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
-Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
-Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
-Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
-Women always orgasm when men do.
-A blowjob will always get a woman out of a speeding fine.
-All women are noisy fucks.
-People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
-A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
-Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
-If there are two of them they "high five" each other.(and the girl isn't disgusted!)
-Double penetration makes women smile. (And DVDA really makes them tickled pink)
-If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
-When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
-Nurses suck patients' cocks.
-Men always pull out.
-When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.
-Women never have headaches... or periods.
-When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".
-A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
-Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.
-Men don't have to beg.
-When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.