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(EΝE) Grandpa, this is terrible! The Holy Roman Emperor is dead!
Who could have infected him with Tanasiζζ
|Φ`) Don't know, don't care.
|c bye!
( E-E) Also, due to the fact that you guys went overbudget, we've had to make certain cutbacks in "secondary resources" such as links. But that's beside the point, the point is GO HOME!
(EΝE) Grandpa, that crazy homeless Mexican is ranting again.
( LΦ`) Give him soup, that should keep him away for a few days.
Π*L°MΠ No, I mean not okay, nya. You're the one who needs to be escorted, Beady Eyes, nya.
( E-E) But I don't want to be escorted.
( LΦ`) Look, if your feelings mattered, everybody's feelings would matter. You don't want that, do you?
( E-E) butbutbut
( E-E) Depends on the escort service. I don't want an ugly hag like Mittens wrapping her mittens around me.
( LΦ`) Who's face is in the thread title? Yours?
( E-E) Yes.
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[Part X] (EΝE) Grandpa [Legendary]
( E-E) Very well then, it seems you've consigned yourself to some sort of existentialist hell.
( E-E) And I'm Spanish, not Mexican. A chi wa wa.
(EΝE) Grandpa, is Beady Eyes a dog or a rabbit?
( LΦ`) A rabbit. Why do you ask?
(EΝE) He just said he's a chihuahua.
( LΦ`) Well, he is quite the anklebiter.
( E-E) Take your pills!
( E-E) PAY ATTENTION TO ME I NEED ATTENTION
( E-E) GOD I'M SO LONELY NOBODY LIKES ME
( LΦ`) Take that mask off, Clonepa.
(( E-E) But I'm not done making fun of him yet.
(( E-E) I'm Beady Gonzalez!
( ί-ί) That's not funny. Grandpa took his finger out of my ass for a second and whoosh there the little critter was burrowing up my hole.
( ί-ί) And the skidmarks he left when he sped off, oi oi.
( ίί) But he forgot his mittens inside!
( ί -ί) Socks, that is a terrible impression.
(EΝE) Grandpa, why do we have to hide from the police?
( LΦ`) You mean you need to run. I know the police, I go drinkin' with them sometimes.
( LΦ`) hic y'see THATS theproblem wit u junoir, er just..sittn' here, askin questions wehn you should be out..DRINKIN' with ur friends!!! but yknow what, y' don't GOT ANY, DO YOU?!
(EΝE) Grandpa, you're supposed to say "Because we use vi son, they use emacs."
( LΦ`) What th' hell are you blabberin' 'bout, boy?
( ί ί) I use mittens!
( E-E) I find Clonepa's behavior offensive.
(( E-E) Also, I grow coffee beans.
( E-E) Quit it.
(( E-E) Whoops. Siesta time!
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( E-E) El Maco! I shall eat it.
( E{( ---) NomNomNom
( E{ΦE) Hey, cut it out!
( E{ ( ˃Φ˂) You forced me to defend myself!
( E{) ugh
( E-E) -gulk-
( E-E) I think I'm going to be sick.
(( E-E) Don't you mean "el sicko"?
( E-E) I reserve that for otaku who think cute is not pedo.
( LΦ`) I find your behavior quite offensive too, beady.
( ί ί) I'm cute as a mitten! Don't you agree Grandpa?
( LΦ`) After a few beers, yes, I do.
( E-E) Speaking of mittens, I borrowed a few from you to serve as "newspaper" for the Clonepas, Mittens. I hope you don't mind.
( LΦ`) Why don't you just hush up until you think of something that's actually funny?
( E-E) Why don't you shut up and die already, you old faggot?
( LΦ`) Don't talk to me like that, you beady eye... beady eye... aaaagh, my heart...
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RIP ( LΦ`) 1993-09-5169
(;Ν;) GRANDPAAAA!!!
( LΦ`) Huh? What?
(EΝE) Oh, you're alive (damn). Thought you died.
( LΦ`) Yeah, that happens sometimes.
( E-E) You're such a tease.
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(E-B`)';; goddammit.
(E-B`)';; If you'd just take your pills, you wouldn't be hallucinating about killing me all the time.
(E-B`)';; Why does my neck itch so damn much? I hate this.
( ά-ά) Nobody's hallucinating but you, el moron.
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(EΝE) Grandpa, why did Rei open a diner in our living room?
( LΦ`) Must be all the traffic here. If you'd just learn to to close the damn door when you go through it, we'd have some PEACE AND QUIET in this thread.
( EΦE) I fell asleep after impersonating Beady Eyes. Dreamt somebody made me into a stew.
( EΦE) ...
( EΦE) I'm famished. What's for dinner?
(E-B`)';; Can I get some medical care plox?
(E-ζ)ζ OH GOD IT'S HAζEζNG Aζζ
(EΝE) Grandpa, if our lawn were emo, would it cut itself?
( LΦ`) No Junior, if only out of spite for us.
( LΦ`) Junior, you been readin' that bash.org site again?
(EΝE) I saw it on Ebaumsworld!
( LΦ`) THATS IT, no more internet for you!
(EΝE) Who is going to ask you questions while I'm gone?
( LΦ`) Nobody, that's the beauty of it.
( E-E) Grandpa, why won't you take your pills?
( LΦ`) Clonepa, take that mask off.
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( EΦE) So that's where my mask was! I've been looking all over for it.
(E-B`)';; Just leave me my dignity.
(E-B`)';; ha ha ha ha ha
(E-B`)';; ow. being hilarious hurts.
(E-B`)';; argh
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( LΦ`) Be nice if she stayed dead this time.
( E-E) You bastards! You killed my sister!
( LΦ`) Right on cue.
( E-E) Can't really blame you, though. She was one annoying bitch.
( E-E) Was she trying to do that pills thing here? I hated that.
( E-E) I told her over and over that Amway was no way to make a living.
( E-E) Pills is a funny word, isn't it?
( E-E) Ha ha ha.
(E-B`)';; NO! The Pills routine is MINE!
(E-B`)';; Find your own gimmick, brother.
( E-E) Die Sis, Die!
( E-E) Sisters are so annoying. Why can't they be the sex-crazed vixens of Japanimation porn?
(@₯ิ-₯ิ) She was once. That's why I married her.
( E-E) You keep out of this, Dad.
( LΦ`) I want Junior back.
( E-E) To be honest, I have no clue who these people are, I'm just hoping that if I play along they'll go away.
( E-E) Grandpa, what was this thread like before I so artfully derailed it?
( LΦ`) It was funny in 900 different ways.