Lebanon fires
I don't even eat fries.
>>6 made everyone in the world believe that a low-fat diet would actually work.
>>8 hasn't realized that a well designed diet shouldn't require a commitment to maintain.
>>12
Ate all the bamboo, forcing humankind to eat fast food. Way to go, Panda.
>>13
lives the good life on account of his massive shareholding power in McDonalds.
>>14
Started a campaign to convince everybody that no-calorie artificial sweeteners cause cancer.
>>15 Ended collective farming in China, speeding up food production and making obesity
>>16 dumped megatons of CO2 into the atmosphere, encouraging crop growth and lowering food prices so that people with weak wills could buy even more Doritos.