(EÍE) Grandpa, I feel as if a large section of my life was just torn asunder. What the fuck happened?
( LÖ`) I told you not to go to 4chan, damnit!
(EÍE) I'll never do it again, I swear!
(EÍE) But I'll say this, good thing my post about poopyhead disappeared.
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( E-E) You want me to call Child Services?
( LÖ`) Ask 'em if we're still on for Tuesday Night Poker.
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( LÖ`) We used to read books, Junior. You know what a book is, don't you?
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(EÍE) Thanks for taking care of the zombie for me.
( LÖ`) That was dumb. I'm writing the last few posts off.
(EÍE) There you go again, bitching like the bitch you are. Bitch.
( LÖ`) Nigga please
(EÍE) I just heard a hip new song on the Internet. Which reminds me, how do you Superman a hoe?
(Í) Grandpa, what was life like before Stevie Wonder?
( Ö) Junior, what was life like after Stevie Wonder?
(EÍE) Grandpa... when are my posts coming back? I need my postcount!
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(EÍE) Grandpa, why is the sky?
(EÍE) Grandpa, why is a chicken?
(EÍE) Nobody loves my dad. You don't even love my dad.
(@¥ิÖ¥ิ) I owe my mom more. She carried me for nine months after your two second act.
(@¥ิÖ¥ิ) As I said, she carried me for nine months after your two second act.
( E-E) Yo momma so vat she do liquids by the barrel.
(EÍE) Oh no, Grandpa! Your friend Ted Kennedy is in the hospital! You should go visit him.
( E-E) Good, now watch me derail this thread.
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( E-E) Etou...
( LÖ`) And that was not an english word, >>164, why do you say it?
( LÖ`) When I was...
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( EÖE) Grandpa, some guy with a weird eye wanted me to tell you "your thread will die soon and maybe you too". Did I do a good job?
( LÖ`) Too much 4chan faggotry.
(EÍE) But 4chan is, like, SUPER COOL!
(EÍE) mudkipz LOL!!! did u c wut i did ther!!??? ROFL!!!
(>Í<) XD
( LÖ`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( LÖ`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( LÖ`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( LÖ`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( LÖ`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( LÖ`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( LÖ`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( LÖ`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( LÖ`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( LÖ`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( LÖ`) I would know.
(EÍE) Grandpa, what kind of parents would name their kid "Pokemon Trainer"? Do his parents hate him?
( LÖ`) His parents want him to be the very best, the best there ever was. To catch them will be his real test, to train them shall be his cause.
( E-E) Nuh-uh.
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( E-E) AND THEN THE NARRATOR DIED
( 'A`) Who broke etherchan?
( E-E) How's he gonna answer if he isn't, genius?
( LÖ`)Â ( E-E) He has an erection right now, doesn't he?
(EÍE) No, he's just trying to flush some wax from your ear.
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( LÖ`) You know, you don't have to just sit there and stew in it.
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(EÍE) Grandpa, what was it like during the war?
( LÖ`) Well, umm... frankly, I can't remember junior.
(EÍE) Could you make something up then?