[Part XII] ( LƒÖ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 00:40

(EÍE) Grandpa, I feel as if a large section of my life was just torn asunder. What the fuck happened?

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 01:32

( LƒÖ`) I told you not to go to 4chan, damnit!

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 02:19

(EÍE) I'll never do it again, I swear!

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 19:08

(EÍE) But I'll say this, good thing my post about poopyhead disappeared.

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 19:12

@@@@@You think I forgot?
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124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 19:19

( E-E) You want me to call Child Services?

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 21:16

( LƒÖ`) Ask 'em if we're still on for Tuesday Night Poker.

126 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-5365 22:38

(,,#߄Dß) Grbbrr.

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 02:02

( LƒÖ`) We used to read books, Junior. You know what a book is, don't you?

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 13:49

(,,#߄tß) nomvobrbr strrrr.

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 15:29

( LƒÖ`) Very good.

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 16:58

(EÍE) Grandpa, why is there a zombie in here with us?

(EÍE) Is he going to eat us?

131 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-5366 17:03

(,,#߄Dß) Performs eat on (EÍE).

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 17:04

( LƒÖ`) Welp.

( LƒÖ`) We're gonna need another Junior!

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 18:19

((,,#߄tß) nomvobrbr poopyhead strrrr

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@@@@@@Œœc™))߄Dß) < growr sowwy owr owr owr owr

(EÍE) Thanks for taking care of the zombie for me.

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 23:03

( LƒÖ`) That was dumb. I'm writing the last few posts off.

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 00:11

(EÍE) There you go again, bitching like the bitch you are. Bitch.

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 01:51

( LƒÖ`) Nigga please

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 05:19

( LƒÖ`) Have some cheese.

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 07:00

(EÍE) I just heard a hip new song on the Internet. Which reminds me, how do you Superman a hoe?

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 15:31

( LƒÖ`) Put on your glasses and act all weak and pathetic.

( LƒÖ`) All you really need to do is put on your glasses.

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 20:05

(œÍœ) Grandpa, what was life like before Stevie Wonder?

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5368 04:40

( œƒÖœ) Junior, what was life like after Stevie Wonder?

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5368 05:17

(œÍœ) Black artists stopped singing and now they just recite horrible city poetry over the mad beetz.

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5368 08:03

(EÍE) Grandpa... when are my posts coming back? I need my postcount!

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5368 17:26

( LƒÖ`) zzzzzzzzzzzz

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5369 00:20

(EÍE) GRANDPA!!!

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5369 01:19

( LƒÖ`) whub,. waht?uhhh mr ed had peanut butter to talk and...an.....ZZZZZZZZZZ

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5369 01:25

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148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5369 14:26

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149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5369 18:50

@@@@@You think I'd fall for that again?
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150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5369 22:46

(EÍE) Grandpa, why is the sky?

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5369 23:09

( LƒÖ`) If it weren't, we wouldn't be able to

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 13:04

(EÍE) Grandpa, why is a chicken?

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 14:01

( LƒÖ`) Because your mommy and daddy didn't love each other.

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 17:39

(EÍE) Nobody loves my dad. You don't even love my dad.

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 17:49

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) He sure loves my money.

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 19:49

( LƒÖ`) I brought you into this world. YOU OWE ME!!

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 21:02

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) I owe my mom more. She carried me for nine months after your two second act.

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5372 17:20

( LƒÖ`) You never had a mom, ClonePrototypePa.

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5372 18:21

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) As I said, she carried me for nine months after your two second act.

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5372 18:49

( LƒÖ`) Well, by "mom" you mean "vat" and by "nine months" you mean about six hours.

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5372 21:17

( E-E) Yo momma so vat she do liquids by the barrel.

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5373 16:14

(EÍE) Oh no, Grandpa! Your friend Ted Kennedy is in the hospital! You should go visit him.

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5373 17:41

( LƒÖ`) Teddy Baby!

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164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5373 19:10

( E-E) Good, now watch me derail this thread.

( E-E)

( E-E) Etou...

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5373 19:29

( LƒÖ`) It was the wrong Ted. My friend Ted Kennedy is still tending bar right where he's supposed to be.

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5373 21:58

( LƒÖ`) And that was not an english word, >>164, why do you say it?

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5373 22:49

(EÍE) Ha ha ha ha Grandpa! You use a meme!

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 00:21

( E-E) ...

( E-E) I'm totally kopipeing that all over 4chan right now.

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 11:55

( LƒÖ`) When I was...

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 12:09

( E-E) a young boy

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 12:10

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) my father

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 13:24

(EÍE) worked at

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 13:43

( EƒÖE) Grandpa, some guy with a weird eye wanted me to tell you "your thread will die soon and maybe you too". Did I do a good job?

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 14:32

( LƒÖ`) Yes. Treat yourself to a suicide booth when you get back to the compound.

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 14:32

( EƒÖE) Yay!

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176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 16:52

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like before Clonepa so rudely interrupted whatever it was we were doing?

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 17:36

( LƒÖ`) Too much 4chan faggotry.

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5374 21:02

(EÍE) But 4chan is, like, SUPER COOL!

(EÍE) mudkipz LOL!!! did u c wut i did ther!!??? ROFL!!!

(>Í<) XD

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5375 21:10

( LƒÖ`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( LƒÖ`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( LƒÖ`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( LƒÖ`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( LƒÖ`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( LƒÖ`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( LƒÖ`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( LƒÖ`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( LƒÖ`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.
( LƒÖ`) Vaginas feel better than a guys asshole, Junior.

( LƒÖ`) I would know.

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5375 22:51

(EÍE) Grandpa, what kind of parents would name their kid "Pokemon Trainer"? Do his parents hate him?

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5375 23:52

( LƒÖ`) His parents want him to be the very best, the best there ever was. To catch them will be his real test, to train them shall be his cause.

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 00:24

(EÍE) It shames me that you know that, Grandpa.

(EÍE) IT SHAMES ME!!

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 02:15

-=AND THEN BEADY EYES DIED=-

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 02:35

( E-E) Nuh-uh.

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 03:14

(EÍE) If the narrator says it, it must be true.

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 03:46

( E-E) I disagr-

( x-x)

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 04:12

( E-E)‚ x x@@ƒ@Where'd these x's come from?

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 04:13

(EÍE) Do you even bother to skim the scripts before you show up?

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 05:22

( E-E) It's more fun to wing it.

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 12:09

( E-E) AND THEN THE NARRATOR DIED

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 14:29

-=YOU MAY THINK YOU HAVE WON=-

-=BUT I'LL GET THE LAST LAUGH YET!!!!=-

-=x x=-

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 14:39

( 'A`) Who broke etherchan?

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 15:55

( E-E) I claim credit for the epic derailing of etherchan, whatever that is.

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 15:56

(EÍE) Grandpa, are you even in this thread any more?

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 16:07

( E-E) How's he gonna answer if he isn't, genius?

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 16:53

( E-E) Grandpa's so dumb he thinks mitochondria are

( LƒÖ`) ( E-E) ....

( LƒÖ`) ( E-E) He's right behind me isn't he?

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 19:03

( LƒÖ`)‚ ( E-E) He has an erection right now, doesn't he?

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 19:21

(EÍE) No, he's just trying to flush some wax from your ear.

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 23:47

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200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 23:47

(EÍE) Hey Grandpa! I brought you a 200get for Tuesday!

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 18:37

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@@@@@@@@@@@ iRLƒÖ`j ƒ Junior, I'm dying. Cough.
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202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 18:53

(EÍE) What, again?

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 20:37

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@@@@@@@@@@@ iRLƒÖ`j ƒ This time for sure!
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204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 20:51

(?-?) Take your slightly scorched pills.

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 21:41

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206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 23:47

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207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5380 00:14

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@@@@@@@@@@@ i EƒÖEj ƒ Hi! My name is Clonepa, and I feel oddly dehydrated.
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@@@@@@@ƒÃ(PŒl@//Ü@·@ Ɂ@#Rj
@@@@@@@ŒÆÆÆÆÆÆÆƃjƒjƒjƒjƒjƁœ

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5380 01:47

@@@@@@@@@@@@È_È
@@@@@@@@@@@ i EƒÖEj ƒ What am I sitting in?
@@@@@@@@@@@@/@@ƒmÜÜÜ``€
@@@@@@@ƒÃ(PŒl@//Ü@·@ Ɂ@#Rj
@@@@@@@ŒÆÆÆÆÆÆÆƃjƒjƒjƒjƒjƁœ

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5380 01:54

@@@@@@@@@@@@È_È
@@@@@@@@@@@ i -ƒÖ-j ƒ Oh
@@@@@@@@@@@@/@@ƒmÜÜÜ``€
@@@@@@@ƒÃ(PŒl@//Ü@·@ Ɂ@#Rj
@@@@@@@ŒÆÆÆÆÆÆÆƃjƒjƒjƒjƒjƁœ

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 21:47

( LƒÖ`) You know, you don't have to just sit there and stew in it.

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 00:38

@@@@@@@@@@@@È_È
@@@@@@@@@@@ i -ƒÖ-j ƒ Yeah, you're right.
@@@@@@@@@@@@/@@ƒmÜÜÜ``€
@@@@@@@ƒÃ(PŒl@//Ü@·@ Ɂ@#Rj
@@@@@@@ŒÆÆÆÆÆÆÆƃjƒjƒjƒjƒjƁœ

@@@@@@@@@@@@È_È
@@@@@@@@@@@ i -ƒÖ-j ƒ ............
@@@@@@@@@@@@/@@ƒmÜÜÜ``€
@@@@@@@ƒÃ(PŒl@//Ü@·@ Ɂ@#Rj
@@@@@@@ŒÆÆÆÆÆÆÆƃjƒjƒjƒjƒjƁœ

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 00:39

( LƒÖ`)

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 01:45

(EÍE)

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 02:12

@@@@@@@@@@@@È_È
@@@@@@@@@@@ i -ƒÖ-j ƒ Sigh.
@@@@@@@@@@@@/@@ƒmÜÜÜ``€
@@@@@@@ƒÃ(PŒl@//Ü@·@ Ɂ@#Rj
@@@@@@@ŒÆÆÆÆÆÆÆƃjƒjƒjƒjƒjƁœ

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 02:26

@@@@@@@@@@@@È_È
@@@@@@@@@@@ i EƒÖEj ƒ I know!
@@@@@@@@@@@@/@@ƒmÜÜÜ``€
@@@@@@@ƒÃ(PŒl@//Ü@·@ Ɂ@#Rj
@@@@@@@ŒÆÆÆÆÆÆÆƃjƒjƒjƒjƒjƁœ

@@@@@@@@@@@-voot-

@@@@@@@@@@@@¿_¿
@@@@@@@@@@ @ i E-Ej ƒ .... what the fuck just happened?
@@@@@@@@@@@@/@@ƒmÜÜÜ``€
@@@@@@@ƒÃ(PŒl@//Ü@·@ Ɂ@#Rj
@@@@@@@ŒÆÆÆÆÆÆÆƃjƒjƒjƒjƒjƁœ

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 21:01

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was it like during the war?

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 21:49

( LƒÖ`) Well, umm... frankly, I can't remember junior.

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 22:13

(EÍE) Could you make something up then?

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