( ・-・) You didn't get 600GET, I got...
( ・-・) Fuck.
( ・-・) I am a malicious web-spider.
(・∀・) Ha ha, Beady an't even get fuck. Anyway, I'm off to the shed.
( ・-・) I'm not an ant. If I was, I'd be humping the queen all day and have millions of kids.
( ˃ ヮ˂) Granpa and Beady Eyes fighto!!1
(・∀・) Granpa! ED's back! So what do you think about them? I see our entry on it!
( ´ω`) zzzzzzzzz
(・∀・) NNNNNNNNNN
( ・-・) ..............
( ˃ ヮ˂) 33333333333
( ´ω`) zzzzzOHGODEDDON"TDOITMEDICMEDICMANDOWNzzzzzzzzzzzzz
( ´ω`) raped women
(・∀・) I thought you said you spent the years triumphantly gallivanting about Japan's finest broth.... Oh, I get it.
( ・-・) So the medic was needed for your STDs?
( ・-・) What did it feel like shouting for help on the dirty barracks toilet floor after you discovered how much it burns to try and piss through an infested penis?
( ・-・)!!!!!!!!!!
(・∀・) Wait, I don't understand.
( ・-・) When did you get that awesome scar? Just a few hundred September days ago you were looking normal.
( メ-・ิ) Scar? I- OH MY GOD IT IS SPREADING
( メメメメメメメメメメメメメメメメメメメメメメメ-・ิ) HGHwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
( ´ω`) That's the cancer!
(・∀・) I'm not an idiot, grandpa.
( ´ω`) oh you!
(・∀・) Bye!
(・∀・) Grandpa, how come every time I ask you the same question you give me a different answer?
(・∀・) Grandpa, how come every time I ask what the context is you never tell me?
( ・-・) Wow, just wow... my mom was a geisha and my dad a war hero. He should run for president.
( ・-・) NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS
( ´ω`) Wait, Beady Eyes, just how old are you?
( ・-・) Old enough to have voted for Strom Thurmond.
( ・-・) Silence peon! I have derailed Death itself!
( ´ω`) I might as well stop trying it seems....
( ´ω`) Who?
(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before Alzheimers?
( ˃ ヮ˂) Let them eat pancakes! giggles
( ゚ ヮ゚) It's good to be the queen.
( ´ω`) Back in my days, there were no queens. We dragged the ladies by the hair.
(・∀・) And how did women's liberation affect that?
( ´ω`) The rise of male pattern baldness.
(・∀・) Do male baldness patterns tessellate?
( ´ω`) Only when everybody's combovers match up.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Im the Doctor.
( ´ω`) No, Me doctor, You Mrs. Bertanshaw.
(・∀・) Way to kill the thread with a moldy python reference, Grampa!
( ´ω`) Don't talk back to me!
( ´ω`) I'm old and I can't handle it anymore!
(・∀・) Does this means that I'm old too?
(・∀・) Grandpa, what is the number of the beast?
Hey guys, just passing through from Saitama. Anybody know where I can find a daycare center?
(・∀・) Grandpa, is John McCain really too old to be President?
( ´ω`) Junior, John McCain is too old to die.
( ´ω`) Junior, it's rude to stare at the unfortunate people who were born without a face.
( ´ω`) >>666 is a grotesque freak so don't stare at him.
( ´ω`) Did I mention that you shouldn't stare at >>666 because he's disgusting?
(・∀・) Grandpa, is it okay for me to be gay?
( ´ω`)Д・) Of course it is, Junior.
(・∀・) I meant as in happy and carefree!
( `ω´) ABSOLUTELY NOT!
( ´ω`) We're plunging into a worldwide depression, Junior. No happiness allowed.
( ´ω`) I have no grandson!
( ´ω`) Who am I?
( ´ω`) ZZzzzzzzzZZZZzzzzzzZzZzZzzzzzz
( ´ω`) Damned gooks!
( `ω´) During the war, I lost my legs to those sub-humans!
( `ω´) I'll moidalize the bums!
(・∀・) Shut up, you blithering butt.
(・∀・) Grandpa, I regret to inform you, but you have prostate cancer.
(・∀・) I noticed it when you shoved my head up your ass yesterday.
( ´ω`) You had it coming.
(・∀・) Grandpa, why do mittens float under the table?
( ´ω`) She had it coming.
(・∀・) Grandpa, why does the poridge bird lay its eggs in the air?
(・∀・) Grandpa, i am happy!
( ´ω`) About time. It took over XII threads.
( ´ω`) As to >>688, I never found out what that leprechaun scam was about.
〔 =0=〕 -I HAVE RETURNED GRANDPA-
( ´ω`) I'm ready to die. Take me to hell.
〔 =0=〕 -ACTUALLY I JUST WANTED TO SHOW OFF MY NIFTY NEW ARMOR PLATES-
(・∀・) But you have so much more to teach us, Grandpa!!
( ´ω`) Okay, one last lesson.
( ´ω`) You suck.
( ´ω`) I'm packing my bags and heading for Hell.
|彡 Bye!
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(__)_) ┻━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┻ (__)_) Thank you.
( ・ω・) Where's Gran-
( ・ω・) I feel funny.
((( ˃ ω˂))) wuggawuggawuggawuggawuggawugga
-DING-
( ´ω`) Hello, kids!
(・∀・) GRANDPA!!!!
(・∀・) What was life like before the internet?