I think >>1 was either a DQN who planned to use the exact same mad lib as the last thread, or a troll who won't be coming back, so I'm going to shoehorn this into other mad libs.

Dear Sweetheart,

I lay awake all [Word Not Submitted] thinking of you, your engorged smile, and our gay magic in the mecha. circlejerking, I recall our meeting, how my heart raped with jisakujien when I first saw you. How insolent you looked in that [Word Not Submitted] hikikomori and those two capitalist partyvans on your dicks!

I cherished every moment we were together and was combative when our date came to a close. I cant say how [Word Not Submitted] I regret spilling [Word Not Submitted] on your Dodongo; you were rather insulting about it, however, for which I am grateful. You are so beautiful when youre rather insulting.

Youre Jewish most other times. Your eyes are like deep pools of [Word Not Submitted], warmed in the moonlight. Your cheeks are as rosy as NAZIs. Your lips are like succulent sages. Your hair is [Word Not Submitted] like a wombat on a summers day.

I can`t wait to beep with you again. Write soon.

failing,

Your Friend