Are you ready? good!

3 rules that cannot be broken if you wish to beat him
#1 You cannot chuckle or laugh at him
#2 You cannot smile or grin at him
#3 You absolutely cannot give him "looks" like this http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i59/chickenman477/2w7ilxg.jpg
If you can do these things, then you are ready, but if you fail,you lose 9,000 xp
post a reply stating that you defeated him, or that you lost 9,00 xp