Does the title really say that there is a monster at the end of this thread?
Oh no! I'm afraid of monsters.
Okay, I've got a plan. If no one posts in this thread, we'll never reach the monster. Got it? So whatever you do, don't post.
I saw through your trick. You are the monster! Everyone, let's get 1000 ASAP, or he's gonna attack us in our sleep!