[VIOLENCE] ITT we decide who would win the fight set up by the poster above us (516)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5792 00:15

Clonepa or Superman?

501 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11154 04:40

>>500
If Waluigi can defeat Bowser with a kick his thighs could easily decapitate Luigi.

>>502
Yotsuba Koiwai vs Doremi Harukaze

502 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11190 22:20

>>501
Yotsuba would call on Danbo for backup and the two of them would rip Doremi's stupid little buns right off her head.

>>503
You vs a komodo dragon

503 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11192 23:46

>>503
Highly dependent on the circumstances. If I can arm myself and confront the sluggish dragon as it digests a fresh kill, I think I've got a decent chance. If we're both dropped into a sand pit in prime condition to wrestle it out bare-handed (or bare-clawed in the dragon's case), I'm getting gruesomely torn to chunks.

In the absence of any information about the match, I will not wager money on my own survival.

>>504
Friend (20th Century Boys) vs every Kemono Friend (Kemono Friends)

504 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11193 11:07

>>503
Most of the kemonos seem pretty gullible, I bet Friend could induct them into his cult without much trouble.

>>505
Wikipedia editor vs Redditor vs Youtuber vs Instagram model vs Tiktok influencer.

505 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11193 14:59

>>504 The Instagram model can summon thousands of South Asian men to defend her, while the Tiktok influencer can summon an army of millions of children. Based upon grip strength studies, the Instagram model's army is unfortunately not likely very strong, and the Tiktok influencer's army could overpower them by numbers. The Youtuber has a strong counter to the child army with his special skill: u‚a‚‚„ ‚s‚‚•‚ƒ‚ˆv, which can instandly groom any opponent under age 18, turning them into thralls, with a number of uses and frequency of use determined by his subscriber count. This is, potentially countered by the Wikipedia editor's contacts in the US State Department, though he more typically is bound by their commands than able to summon them, and if the Youtuber happens to be supplying the Global Elites with members of the child army he's used his skill on, then he'll have protection that the Wikipedia editor just can't break through. Overall, I think it's a tossup between the Youtuber and the Tiktok influencer, primarily determined by whether the Algorithm chooses to screw either of them over.

>>506 A team of transgender programmers leading an army of Twitch politics/debate streamer viewers versus a small, elite cadre of gay nazi bodybuilder Twitter users leading an army of angry and confused Qanon-obsessed boomers.

506 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11193 20:10

>>505
The transgender programmers, some of which have expanded past self-administering hormones into bulking up with steroids, are a shockingly even match for the gay nazi bodybuilders, several of whom turn out to actually be obese basement-dwelling grifters from Malaysia merely pretending to be gay nazi bodybuilders.

Their ultimate victory is secured by the Twitch streamer viewers. Although not particularly strong on average, and perhaps less eager to fight and kill, the streamers are far younger and healthier than the Qanon-obsessed boomers. Many of the boomers fall victim to complications of diabetes, lung disease and simply being old and decrepit as the battle rages on, allowing the younger generations to clinch the win.

>>507
Pancakes vs. waffles.

507 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11194 10:36

>>506
Waffles win through superior structure and composition.

>>508
Submissive gay catboy vs dominant bisexual foxgirl.

508 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11197 20:03

>>507
The catboy is submissive by nature and cats are known for being unsociable and staying in doors limits his means of escape. As a homosexual, he'd recoil in horror at the mere sight of a female body. Not only is the foxgirl dominant but she's bisexual which gives her inherent advantages and perks like knowing both male and female antomy and how to exploit them. He could flee but the foxgirl's excellent tracking skills and cunning make this futile. The catboy would be seduced, fucked, and turned easily.

>>509
Cute girl vs Bury Pink girl.

509 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11198 14:32

>>508
No force on Heaven or Earth could compel these two to fight instead of having sloppy gay sex for ten hours straight as God intended. Cute girl would top though, if that counts.

>>510
Tits vs ass

510 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11199 09:57

>>509
While the tits ability to fly gives them the aerial advantage, their size makes them too small to do any real damage, even with their numbers in consideration of the fact that they have to get close to do any damage in the first place aka getting-chomped range (GCR), given equines good track record (heh) of eating small birds, Ifm gonna have to give this fight to the ass.

>>511
A Fifteenth century alchemist vs a modern day chemist

511 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11199 10:39

>>510
Both die of severe mercury poisoning. The alchemist is posthumously awarded the victory on the technicality of being the one responsible for the deaths.

>>512
Lead vs. gold

512 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11199 12:06

>>511
Gold can easily buy more than its weight in lead, so it wins.

>>513
Ankylosaurus vs stegosaurus.

513 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11203 10:48

>>512
Both are heavily armoured grass munchers. Stegosaurus spiked tail could inflict horrific damage, but ankylosaurus has a more robust build and better movement albeit slow. Its huge tail club could crush the stegosaurus plate armour. Ultimately, the ankylosaurus slow speed will be its downfall. Stegosaurus will whip it to death from the outside or get its herd buddies to join in.

>>514
SAS vs [s4s]

514 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11204 22:29

>>513
Scandinavian Airlines System coordinatedly kamikaze their planes into the shitposters, leaving no survivors.

>>515
Spanish flu vs bubonic plague.

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