[VIOLENCE] ITT we decide who would win the fight set up by the poster above us (516)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5792 00:15

Clonepa or Superman?

507 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11194 10:36

>>506
Waffles win through superior structure and composition.

>>508
Submissive gay catboy vs dominant bisexual foxgirl.

508 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11197 20:03

>>507
The catboy is submissive by nature and cats are known for being unsociable and staying in doors limits his means of escape. As a homosexual, he'd recoil in horror at the mere sight of a female body. Not only is the foxgirl dominant but she's bisexual which gives her inherent advantages and perks like knowing both male and female antomy and how to exploit them. He could flee but the foxgirl's excellent tracking skills and cunning make this futile. The catboy would be seduced, fucked, and turned easily.

>>509
Cute girl vs Bury Pink girl.

509 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11198 14:32

>>508
No force on Heaven or Earth could compel these two to fight instead of having sloppy gay sex for ten hours straight as God intended. Cute girl would top though, if that counts.

>>510
Tits vs ass

510 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11199 09:57

>>509
While the tits ability to fly gives them the aerial advantage, their size makes them too small to do any real damage, even with their numbers in consideration of the fact that they have to get close to do any damage in the first place aka getting-chomped range (GCR), given equines good track record (heh) of eating small birds, Ifm gonna have to give this fight to the ass.

>>511
A Fifteenth century alchemist vs a modern day chemist

511 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11199 10:39

>>510
Both die of severe mercury poisoning. The alchemist is posthumously awarded the victory on the technicality of being the one responsible for the deaths.

>>512
Lead vs. gold

512 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11199 12:06

>>511
Gold can easily buy more than its weight in lead, so it wins.

>>513
Ankylosaurus vs stegosaurus.

513 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-11203 10:48

>>512
Both are heavily armoured grass munchers. Stegosaurus spiked tail could inflict horrific damage, but ankylosaurus has a more robust build and better movement albeit slow. Its huge tail club could crush the stegosaurus plate armour. Ultimately, the ankylosaurus slow speed will be its downfall. Stegosaurus will whip it to death from the outside or get its herd buddies to join in.

>>514
SAS vs [s4s]

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