>>200 accidentally choked to death on a delocalised electron.
>>201 went outside for a walk in the sun and overdosed on Vitamin D.
When >>204 scratches an itch, it creates permanent scars on his skin
>>207 sneezed once and simultaneously broke all his ribs, ruptured his lungs in three places, dislocated his collarbone, soiled himself, and one of his toes fell off.
>>209 tore his skin away when he covered himself in a soft blanket
>>210 Permanently crushed his penis when he put a condom on it.
>>211 became horribly malformed after a terrible head-on collision with a parked kids bike.