A girl touched >>0 's penis for the first time ever and he instantly ejaculated and loudly farted.
>>39 is on a first-name basis with the staff at Hobby Link Japan and AmiAmi.
>>40 exaggerates everything he says and makes false statements and wrong conclusions (mocking the infamous style of various sects and conspiracy theories), but everyone takes him seriously.
>>43 does not shower regularly, because he has no one to impress.
>>45 is too shy to use facebook. He can't even look a man on a photo in the eye.
>>50 causes an awkward silence just by walking through the door.
>>52 likes to discuss poop at the dinner table (of non-scat-fetishists)
It wouldn't be actually awkward.
>>58 is full of misconceptions about younger generations.
>>59 pretends not to see people that he knows when he passes them in the street, because he's too nervous to talk to them.
>>60 has spent more of his life jerking off to porn .gifs on the internet than speaking with people in a face-to-face situation.
>>66 tries to appear as a humorous person by repeating youtube comments, but always fails.
>>67 is so successful at repeating Youtube comments that, as a result, very few people talk to him anymore.
>>70's only interaction with other people in meatspace is showing them funny youtube videos.
>>73 Awkwardly waves goodbye to his mother for 10 seconds right in front of the college entrance.
>>74 never really looks into people's eyes when he talks to them. He knows he should, so he looks right above their eyes, to make it appear as if he is looking into their eyes, but everyone can see it anyways and teases him about it softly.
>>75 cannot make friends with anyone unless they like some of the same anime or video games that he does.
>>77 stalks the boyfriend of the girl he likes after finding out she's taken.
>>80 is just talking about himself, please come home, we miss you
>>83 doesn't know when to stop talking, and takes silence as permission to delve deeper into the already very boring topic they're waffling on about
>>84
has watched every coen brother movie except miller's crossing because he read a bad review on imdb
>>86 recently tried to hit on a girl in an elevator by stroking her hair