I demand that >>3 will sage this thread and impose this same demand upon the next poster, desu.
I demand that >>4 will sage this thread if he really feels like it, and also that there be less metagaming involved in his demand.
I shall do that for you! I demand that >>7 wakes me up earlier in the morning.
( E-E) I don't feel like participating in this thread.
I demand that >>8 will pretend to be a stereotypical jewish person.
Yom kippur bitches! I demand that >>9 will NOT bring up the holocaust.
How tasteless. I demand that >>11 obey the proper numbering scheme forthwith, and also that he or she surrender their personal warehouse of fish food in exchange for my corrective service.
I demand that >>12 fight to the death with several rabid lions for the glory of the motherland.
In the spirit of ignoring demands, I demand that >>15 goes public and spits upwards then swallows for 15 times!
aww curse you >>14-san!!! for last-minute post now I have to go public and do this ridiculous thing myself!
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I demand that >>21's post contains exactly fourteen words, of which at least one is "forego".
I mustn't mention choco-dials, you say? Well, that's fine by me. Oh, whoops.
>>26, go jump off a bridge.
Oh, dear. I demand >>28 take the two nearest items to his left and right then rub them together as if mating their inanimate essences.
unfortunately, the item to my right is a desk, and the item to my left is a television. I'll have to just pretend to rub them together, since I can lift neither.
>>29 I demand you share the secrets of time travel
It's quite simple, really. Build a microwave, attach a cellphone to it and voila.
>>30
I demand that you post your height (In centimeters because I don't understand that inches nonsense).
Something like 172cm probably
>>31 I demand that you post your weight in Stone
(o_o)
Ass-ass-ination complete. Now proceeding to forcibly inquire about how >>34 lost his sanity.
Well, >>34, there's lots of trees. Most of them are pine trees, I suppose, but some might be other kinds. I can see a bit of the sky, but that's mostly blocked by the tall, green trees. I can also see a bit of my porch, and there's a hanging flower-pot there. It's not a very impressive view, >>34, I don't know why you were so interested in it.
>>36, I demand that you make your post entirely in Spanish!