>>147
I ripped a hole in the center of a piece of bread, then put it in a pan with melted butter. I cracked an egg in the center and put the burner on low heat. After about a minute I flipped it and cooked for about another minute. The result was toast with a hard-boiled egg center. It was delicious and ridiculously easy. If I hadn't been lazy I would have put some spices in too.

>>149
Creatively compliment >>1 on making the fastest moving thread in a long time. Then to maintain balance, insult him for a reason of your choosing.