CTRL+V THREAD! [part 7] (999)
Trill shit nigga you aint lying (ghetto black voice)
As an ephebophile, I work with a lot of sexually-active teens, and it can be quite good when they get pregnant. But I don't want to ruin my lovers' lives so I usually encourage safe sex, but sometimes they just don't want to, they crave my seed inside them.
I saw a boy once, I was at a barbecue with my friends and this small boy was shouting at us, he must have been about 8 or 9. We told him to fuck off and he ran away. Then he came back a few minutes later with a couple more boys his age and they started shouting at us and throwing broken action figures and things. So my friend Bobby urinated in an empty plastic bottle and threw it at them, and they ran back to their families soaked in piss.
I’m PMSing, dealing with a father who decided to insult me earlier today by saying that I only think about myself, and was rejected from the air force due to my fucking HEIGHT. I am practically GUSHING blood right now and ruined my favorite pair of jeans today. I am so beyond normal levels of anger at this point. So much so that FOOD didn’t help my mood. Food typically helps me feel happier. If mac and cheese isn’t giving me a smile, something is wrong. If I’m so angry that I snap at my little sister, then something is totally wrong with my day. For the love of what ever you find holy, do NOT piss me off. Save what ever it is for next week when I’m past all of this shit.
Description: Mokujin, a training doll that was said to be made from the wood of a 2000 year old tree. Mokujin stopped moving after Ogre was defeated by Jin Kazama. When Mokujin was put back into the museum where he came from, it seemed that he had a smile on his face and penis.
trainspotting is produced by... channel four films.
I started cumming on my daughters food and in her drinks because she's gorgeous, a demanding spoiled bitch and I'm obviously a sexually twisted pervert. Once I watched her slurping down the cum-spiked d & d coolattas she'd make me bring to her as I taxied her selfish ass anywhere she wanted to go, I was hooked. It became an obsession. I added more and more of my freezer-saved loads to see if she might notice the taste. I gave her a strawberry milk that was more than half sperm once, and she gulped it all down in six huge swigs saying, "Mmm, that's really different and yummy!" (It had taken me almost 2 months to save all those sixty or so loads in my freezer) She drank them down in less than 30 seconds. Finally, I started paying her to drink stuff. You know, like warm beers, cold coffee and protein shakes, as a dare in exchange for all the money she was always demanding to bum off me. Well, then it got really nasty. I invented a protein drink called body blast, printed a label and stuck it on a bottle. Then I filled it full of straight, undilluted loads of my freezer-saved sperm. She drank a bottom of the bottle helping her first time (only ten loads). Then a third of a bottle (twenty-six loads), causing her to vomit a few minutes later btw. (She actually may have begun to suspect this was actually cum she drank at this moment... she stopped talking about how she got money off me to friends and she even began hinting how much the taste disgusted her because it reminded her of something else. However, if she was drunk and needed money she would ask if I had any bottles of that 'nasty' stuff so she could drink it for cash.) She seemed to get used to drinking it after some time to get over the shocking taste, cause she drank two thirds of a bottle 2 months later (about 60 loads) and a full bottle of cum almost 4 months after that, which I secretly videotaped. It's 60 seconds of viewing bliss as that bitchy-ass cum guzzling selfish cunt of a petty but fucking money hungry and stupid daughter of mine chokes down 87 loads of her own father's sperm, the sperm that made her. That was over a year ago,though. When I get sick with perverity to see my bitchy daughter drink gobbs of my spunk, I just watch the video. Then I wipe off my orgasm, throw out the tissue like a normal perve, and switch the channel.
A RUTGERS student has admitted making unwanted sexual contact with his sleeping roommate and capturing video of what happened on his cellphone.
sefer yetzirah
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I stopped shaving. Legs, pits, bits – I ceased cultivation and let them revert to a state of nature. I watched as a forest sprang up, thick and threatening, warning all travellers who wouldst venture therein – Here There Be Witches. I imaginatively called my experiment in body hair ‘the experiment,’ and planned to remain in my new wild-woman incarnation for a year to see what I could learn about, well, having body hair. Now, a year and a half has waned unwaxed, and yet the underarm kittens remain. The official reason for this is that I’m still learning stuff about having body hair, and the unofficial reason is that, to my own sincere surprise, I actually really like it.I stopped shaving because there’s way too much pressure on people to conform to stupid arbitrary gendered bullshit. It had gotten to the point where, rather than just evoking mild theoretical disapproval, that pressure had begun to piss me off on a day to day basis. And body hair became a symbol of it. I read about salons waxing 11 and 12 year old girls in the belief that ripping out their ‘virgin hair’ would lead to the requisite smooth legs and bikini lines of female adulthood. All around me, friends were spending hefty chunks of their hard-earned wages on fanny waxes and laser hair removal and trying to convince me to do the same. I just thought – fuck this. I asked myself why I’d begun to shave in the first place and why I continued to do so.妹尾 佳織 S
Mark Mothersbaugh
One morning, after dreaming about driving around on a cool dirtbike, Gregor Samsa awoke to find that he was an awesome shiny bug.
Unfortunately for her, she married a man who enables her unhealthy diet and has gained so much weight that I don't even want to fuck her anymore, so we no longer talk.
Sailor Moon remastered and on blu-ray
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I find it extremely weird
when people think that I'm drawing myself boning these Pokemon
psssh do I look like a floating disembodied cock?
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Oregon trail and Tecmo Football NES jokes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucyc50f9oak
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I may have commented a few times, I'm not sure, so I suppose I fall into category 2. But I do avidly read your scans for personal use (Chii's Sweet Home, and some of the yaoi selections as well) and enjoy and appreciate the quality and time you spend on them. I'd like to continue seeing your new scanlations if possible, but if I'm filtered out I understand why.
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Silver Forest
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD1 #01] erster teil - verrat und gefangennahme , chorus- herr unser herrscher
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD2 #01] evangelist 'und die kriegsknechte ..', chor 'sei gegr・t lieber j・enkig', ...
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD2 #02] choral , durch dein gef舅gnis, gottes sohn
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD1 #02] evangelist 'jesus ging mit seinen j・gern ・er den bach kidron', chor'jesum v...
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD1 #03] choral , o groﾟe lieb, o lieb ohn' alle maﾟe
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD2 #03] evangelist 'die j・en aber schrien und sprachen', chor 'l舖sest du diesen los...
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD2 #04] aria (bass) & chor- , eilt ihr angefochtnen seelen - wohin
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD1 #04] evangelist , ｻauf daﾟ das wort erf・let w・deｫ
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD1 #05] choral , dein will gescheh, herr gott, zugleich
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD2 #05] evangelist 'allda kreuzigten sie ihn' , chor 'schreibe nicht - der j・en ki...
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD2 #06] choral , in meines herzens grunde
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD1 #06] evangelist , ｻdie schar aber und der oberhauptmann und die diener...ｫ
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD1 #07] arie (alt) , von den stricken meiner s・den mich zu entbinden
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD2 #07] evangelist 'die kriegsknechte aber ...', chor 'lasset uns den nicht zerteile'...
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD2 #08] choral , er nahm alles wohl in acht
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD1 #08] evangelist , ｻsimon petrus aber folgete jesu nachｫ
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD1 #09] aria (sopran) , ich folge dir gleichfalls mit freudigen schritten
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD2 #09] evangelist, jesus , ｻund von stund an nahm sie der j・ger zu sichｫ
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD2 #10] aria (alt) , es ist vollbracht!
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD1 #10] evangelist , ｻderselbige j・ger war dem hohepriester bekanntｫ
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD1 #11] choral , wer hat dich so geschlagen
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD2 #11] evangelist , ｻund neiget das haupt und verschiedｫ
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD2 #12] aria (bass) - choral- mein teurer heiland, lass dich fragen - , jesu, der du...
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD1 #12] evangelist 'und hannas sandte ihn gebunden zu dem hohepriester kaiphas', chor...
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD1 #13] aria (tenor) , ach mein sinn, wo willt du endlich hin
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD2 #13] grablegung jesu , evangelist ｻund siehe da, der vorhang im tempel zerriﾟｫ
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD2 #14] arioso (tenor) , mein herz, indem die ganze welt
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD1 #14] choral , petrus, der nicht denkt zur・k
The Monteverdi choir -EBS- Gardiner - [Johannespassion CD2 #15] aria (sopran) , zerflieﾟe, mein herze
Sebastian Moran
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Was there a garden or was the garden a dream? I know that it exists and it’s perduring, albeit not for me.
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I am still a resonant, prodigal Venice that has forgotten how to fill with water. My lungs are pastures of cathedral silence, self-righteous as the vaults of Anglican crypts. But my heart’s cavity longs to hold the cracking manoeuvres of empty space; the way the atoms lap and fold, and stir their white-hot plaintive batter.
This music is an intervention. It comes between me and the laundering void: that whooshing nothing spins us out, bleached and deaf to all sense of an ending.
Because void distains a border: no scalloped silver edging, no wide embroidered margins. Void is Lenten and abstemious; renounces the graceful paraphernalia of a heron’s wing, and the stringent vocabulary of a nun’s habit. Void is friendless, isolated, a laboratory disease, gnashes his teeth in a library like Larkin all the live long day. His misanthropy is historical and splendid, collects no souvenirs, attributes no sources, announces no suburban tenure. Void and his spendthriftresentments, dismisses context as the pipe-dream of youth.
My situation is a little left of his. My residency has its dramas: my restive womb imitates the battery hen, and men- pious combatants- prat about in my heathen nave, staging their civil wars upon my militia of rattling clavicles. This, they call science, an investigative foreplay that makes the bones of me shiver like timbers.
Yes, I am a Mary Celeste, a jilted merchant brigantine, wallowing in stupors of intoxicated dereliction. I vibrate and I scheme. I form habits and melt my indecisions to piquant lavas sipped like potent grenadines. I flourish and I sleep and nudge void with adulterous affection, putting on my heart’s stars: earrings and heels. Putting on my deep voice: a Zen coo for lovers to nest with.
Sorry but UK should be out from FALKLANDS,,that's it that's all,,,Argentina too,,,leave the Island for the BIRDS,,ANIMALS,,i do vote for the BIRDS,,,both STUPID,,,
ゆきまめ
Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Visual Novel Aer a while ago; you know, Visual Novel Aer?
Well anyways there was an insane number of weeaboos there, and the site would barely load.
Then, I looked at the comment section on the featured post, and it had "I don't think rote memorizing kanji is that necessary" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't learn Japanese just because rote memorizing kanji isn't that necessary, fool.
There's only 2136 jouyou kanji, 2-1-3-6 for crying out loud.
There're even furigana here. All the readings, right there for you in kana, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, 愛 is read as まこと here." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you Heisig's Remembering the Kanji I if you stop commenting on this blog.
Learning Japanese should be a bloody endeavor.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys with totally different study methods can fail the JLPT at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this language.
Anki users and people who already know Chinese should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start drilling, and then the bastard beside me goes "I just use Translation Aggregator."
Who in the world uses Translation Aggregator nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to read it with Translation Aggregator?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to wait for Ixrec to translate it?
Coming from a Japanese veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, playing games on consoles.
That's right, playing games on consoles. This is the vet's way of studying.
Playing games on consoles means looking up words you don't know is bothersome. But on the other hand you don't have to ctrl past all the ero. This is the key.
And then, it's critically acclaimed literature. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be fucked over by the region lock from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick to reading Hangul.
>>455
This Kopipe has touched me in the deepest part of my soul ... to the point where even my captcha is rote.
電波の夏
Are you looking for garbage sandwich? This is one master place to learn, entertain and share about garbage sandwich.
orthorhombic
Happy 6th Birthday to this beautiful young lady on the right!:*** I hope your daddy will give my sweet kisses to you
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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Unsupported checksum type
it grosses me out when something flashes through my mind for some reason
リフィルじゃないホルダー
Ima aitsura Doko ni iru no? Nani wo shite iru no?
Kotae wa boya keta mama de
URUTORAMAN URUTORAMAN SEBUN
Demo ima ja sonna koto mo wasurete
Nanika ni owa reru youni Mainichi iki teru
Kimi gakure ta yuuki wa Okkusenman Okkusenman
Sugi sarishi kisetsu wa DORAMATIKKU
いつもはこんな僕じゃない(I wouldn't normally do this kind of thing)
基本ホットケーキの上手な作り方（３枚分)
“Luckily,” he said, “Fatboy plays vinyl.”
AHahhaha
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My Friend's Mom Loves Art And Cocks
