CTRL+V THREAD! [part 7] (999)

>>849
who the HELL is this faggit

>>849
No, I didn't. I use emergency mittens sparingly. Stop badmouthing me! I'm a good guy, deal with it.

>>851
yeah, that's what you'd like us to think

There are train to Newcalstel 12.15 or 12.44.

>>852
No. The opposite is what you'd like the rest of DQN to think.

"Narrated Abu Huraira: I said, ‘O Allah’s Apostle! I hear many narrations from you but I forget them.’ He said, ‘Spread your covering sheet.’ I spread my sheet and he moved both his hands as if scooping something and emptied them in the sheet and said, ‘Wrap it.’ I wrapped it round my body, and since then I have never forgotten a single Hadith."

It claims to be a "X - over between: Pokemon,DBZ, Osmosis Jones, and Transformers" but the latter In chapter 3, she writes "There won't be any DBZ in it because I've gotten over it."

mermen
"Krystal... as I was saying.. I have never done this before, I would like it if you took all the starters," he smiled. My eyes and mouth simultaneously grew wide open.
"P-Professor!" I gasped in surprise.
I happily picked up Squirtle. But not Bulbasaur since it's the weakest starter. Another girl came in at that moment and chose Bulbasaur. I looked up Squirtle on the Pokedex.
"Thank you so much Professor!" I expressed my gratitude when the girl left that is.

---

"I"m going to be a Pokemon Master as well, and a Professor," I replied.
"You can't be both dummy," said Gary.
"Fuck off," I snapped. " Unlike you, I scored a 100 on the aptitude test, I'm also the President of 10 clubs at school but not now since I graduated, I also had Valedictorian and Honor Roll," I said. I had some cereal, grilled cheese sandwiches (3), orange juice, and hashbrowns. Gary was hurriedly eating. The lab is almost my second home. I had to pack lunch ( Pizza(4) and some Ramen ( 24) I packed plenty of Pokemon Food and Water too. I put it all in my Backpack that mom gave me. I pinned my hair at the side and let it down my shoulder.

---

"Can you rest my Pokémon please, Nurse Joy?" I asked.
"Of course! I'm glad you're a responsible Trainer!" she said and gave my Pokémon to Chansey. Other Trainers were there but I knew who they all were, mainly enemies from school. I saw Cecilia too but she doesn't have any Pokémon. She just walks around to flirt with other guys. She hates Pokémon. Cecilia is about 4'11" legally a midget. 15 years old and was a complete loser she always got Fs in class never tried hard, and yet she seemed to think she was better than me because she has had over 23 boyfriends in the past. But guys just hang with her because she's easy as ABC.

---

Pretty much everyone here is jealous of me even though they won't admit it. They try to dress like me, talk like me, act like me, the list goes on and on. They're not a size 0 like I am so you pretty much get the picture here.

---

Just as I was about leave she pissed me off by calling me 'anorexic' a word made up by fat and ugly people because they're just jealous. My Pokemon killed her right on the spot. I set her Pokemon free. After Daisy was dead my Pokemon tore the dead corpse apart and played in it. Some type of ritual I saw Pokemon perform quite often with their enemies' dead bodies.

Charmander tore up al the 500 layers of fat around her it pulled out her trachea with its teeth and spat it out. I noticed how all my Pokemon were clawing, biting, and pecking at only the head. I helped them by slicing the remaining tendons that were connecting her neck, right off with my dagger. I sliced off her face and burnt it on Turmoil's tail flame. I peeled off the remaining skin that was on her skull. I pulled out the skull and pushed back the skin making tiny blood fill pools inside the folds and burnt the brain. I took the eye balls and tossed them. My Pokemon immediately attacked it with their special mana moves.

The skull was then picked up by Mudkip and head butted to me! I headshot it to Squirtle, the game continued for awhile. Then we took turns kicking the skull around and tried to see who could kick it the farthest!

I guess this was the true meaning of Happiness... Just having fun with your best friends and not giving any fucks about what society thinks. All six of my Pokemon were happy with me, we left the corpse in its place and went out of Petalburg woods and finally to Rustboro. It was nice and cold outside it wasn't sunny at all. Just the way I liked it.

So suppose we issued everybody at the unemployment office an xbox with some kind of monitoring software to detect time played. If you played that xbox for the maximum amount of time the most you could make a year would be 16640. That is actually more than most people living off government entitlements get now.

I also love that players who were serious about cyberware would create characters that started with ridiculously high empathy and then loading them up with as much cyberware as they can get their hands on. I always been amused by the concept of these Mother Teresa-like characters that undergo elective surgery to turn themselves into ruthless cyborg killing machines.

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>>866
Did you kill her?

The uploader has not made this video available in your country.

"It's a good thing I'm not addicted", I muttered to myself as I downed my second bedtime can of Red Bull.

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Shi En owns a restaurant called the "Delightful Forest" (快活林) but has been forcefully taken by a hooligan called Jiang Zhong, who is nicknamed "Jiang the Door God" for his fighting skills.

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tv programs
food
weather

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In the both her hair and eyes are closer to brown in color

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>>880
rest of series

>>881
I wish I had it ;_;

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this is a REAL BEAUTIFUL BODY NOT THOSE SKINNY CRAP
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PARTYHARD

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My dear God what has this country become,I have not much against gay people.But men walking around in skirts and stockings goes too far.Surley our habbits and the way we live should be kept in perspective. Like if a person smokes,then it should be done in a place where no good folks go.It should not be allowed in a public places.I make love and enjoy it,but i do-not do it in public,even though it would not hurt people half as much as smoking in public.

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"... The captain is that guy Steve and I were together ... which is not from training camp ..."
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this is an very masterpiec of ANIME where konnate and her friends talk EVERYDAY and konatta as BLUE hair like me (tho i haev to die it) and shes friend with kamagin, shes a tsundeer (that means she says she don't love u but really she dose)

somedays i like to wirte fanfiction with kounata and kanganim about they are being in love and make out (so embarasssing o_o_) and konato licks kakamins pussy because theyre lesbians and thats what lebsians do( my mum is lesbo so i noe)

Bless Yourself Bleed

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for great burberry

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dirac was pleased with capacitor burberry transition
thanks,
shankar

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Through days dark and stormy where Great Lenin led us
Our eyes saw the bright sun of freedom above,
and Stalin our Leader, with faith in the People,
Inspired us to build up the land that we love.

Long live our Soviet Motherland,
Built by the people's mighty hand.
Long live our People, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our crimson flag inspire,
Shining in glory for all men to see.

>>907 What happened here? It looks like the disc for a Touhou game has a scratch on it.

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I'm the Cuban at the door,
called a commie and a whore.

But nothing's predictable in this tough, harsh, highly competitive world where today's champion is tomorrow's crocodile shit.

(heh... the captcha for this post is nom)

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The medieval theologian Thomas Aquinas argued that rape, though sinful, was much less unacceptable than masturbation or coitus interruptus, because it fulfilled the procreative function of sex, while the other acts violated the purpose of sex.

so I would have to fail the test 10 times for it to be worth it

I'm so happy because today I've found my tanasinn
They're in my head
I'm so ugly, but that's okay, cause so are you
We've broken our mirrors
Sunday morning is everyday for all I care
And I'm not scared
Light my candles in a daze
Cause I've found tanasinn, hey, hey, hey

I like tanasinn
I miss tanasinn
I love tanasinn
I kill tanasinn

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WE WERE ALL GIVEN A BEAUTIFUL, ARTICULATE, POETIC ENDING TO A GREAT STORY AND FOR MANY OF YOU, YOUR CHOICE WAS TO SPIT IN ITS FUCKING FACE.

SO WHEN WE GET TO THAT POINT IN THE CYCLE WHERE A BEAUTIFUL VIDEO GAME SERIES GIVES US ANOTHER POIGNANT ENDING, CAN WE PLEASE DO BETTER NEXT TIME?

WITH LOVE AND HOPE,

<3 HULK

わぁいEl se queda con el para la próxima temporada あかりEl se queda con el para la próxima temporada大好き

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First it’s not exact data. It’s an estimate based on asking people to recall what they’ve eaten. And there’s a whole lot we don’t know about the people who ate more eggs, like what else were they eating, and how did they prepare those eggs, info that may very well be responsible for the artery impact. Even the study’s author admits that there are other factors, which could have affected the outcome that weren’t looked at, such as physical activity level. Perhaps heavy egg eaters are less active. Bottom line: this may be a clue but it’s no smoking gun.

When you look at the overall body of research on eggs, there’s a lot of good news. A University of Connecticut study found that when egg and bagel breakfasts contained an identical number of calories, those who ate eggs reported feeling less hungry and more satisfied for up to three hours and naturally consumed fewer calories later in the day. Another study published in the International Journal of Obesity found that eating eggs for breakfast as part of a reduced-calorie diet helped overweight dieters lose 65 percent more weight and feel more energized than those who ate a bagel breakfast with an equal number of calories and an identical volume. And a third bagel versus egg breakfast study found that after eight weeks, egg eaters lost almost twice as much weight, and had an 83 percent greater decrease in their waistlines, compared to the bagel group.

As for heart health, these studies found no significant differences in subjects’ blood cholesterol levels. That’s not surprising because newer research has confirmed that saturated fat in the diet, not cholesterol, is what influences blood cholesterol levels the most. While whole eggs are high in cholesterol, they’re low in saturated fat. One large egg contains just 1.5 grams, compared to three grams in a cup of two percent milk or seven grams in a tablespoon of butter.

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I try not repeating myself with my music which makes me something like a non genre type, but roughly it could be described as psychedelic moog influenced electro 8bit Future Cumbia Bass Rap Dada Swing Beat, Plunderphonic futurist Protopop, Jellyfish Tango for Vampires and Booty Bounce.

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>>926

>“Suicide is major health problem,” said Brundin

No! Really? Also, where the fuck did your indefinite article go?

Dirty lookin' Asian place must have KickAss food.

"Oh I wish I got a Preparation H."
I know it's a ad for hemorrhoid.
But the ad popped in my head when i got in the place.

i've never got it.
But my dad had p r e t t y bad hemorrhoid.
So,.....
He did some strange funkky Asian herb testament for it.

"Garlic moxa cautery right on his butthole?"
That's what I said to my mom when she told me that that was what's gonna happen to dod.
I was small, about ....6.
I remember that there was a herb lady in my house making the girlic moxa with mom & I, 1.5 inch diameter round thing mixed with minced girlic and some herbs.
Sticky Shit.
I thought 1.5 inch is too big.

By the way, hemorrhoid is sounds like "G' in Japanese.
But you gotto say it short.
it's an ONE word for hemorrhoid in Japanese.
when I start taking English class, I thought the English name hemorrhoid is too long for "G".

I thought G-string is named after Japanese hemorrhoid.

Whatever.

I had a Wonton noodle soup and Curry potstickers.
So, why O why the hemorrhoid ad popped into my head?
I think because i have a dirty mind.
NO!
I always wondering how to use the medicine.
Don't you have to get cleaned the area before put the stuff on?
So, How can you sure the area is 100% clean?
So, my dirty mind has been questioned how clean you can get the area.
Well,...
This place is a butthole dirty place.
the place was really strangely dark, all fluorescent lights are dying, sticky tables.
The place isn't clean like butthole no matter how much you try to clean.
So, I got really excited, Dirty Asian place got GREAT Food sometimes.

I know it doesn't make any sense but what I trying say is that .... dirty restaurant gotto have KickAss Flavored Food.
So, GIVE ME an KickAss-WonTon, GODDAMN!!!!
Don't give me the YoYo-wonton shit.

That's why Panda-X-press is pretty clean because they make YoYo Fxxxed up Chinese food.

Dirty Lookin' Asian place MUST have KickAss food, period!

I don't know.
I like to go to a dirty lookin' butthole like Asian restaurant because sometimes you'll get a great food cheap.
But, No, not here.

Please see Ken K.'s review for more detail.

Btw,
Akiko T. said,
"Nobu-san, anone, don't you remember the Japanese hemmoroid medicine called, "G-4"? Don't you think that's the best name? My dad had them too!"

G-4?
Japanese hemmoroid medicine?
OMG!
WhatTheFXXX?
What'sWrongWith Japanese?

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>>930
Good Job. You are starting to Finally read Good Lit -- Rob

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Yeah, cupcake, because my hand is FAR better company than YOU could EVER be. It doesn't lie, it doesn't scheme, it doesn't oblige me to buy it drinks; it's really attached to me, it takes my pleasure seriously, it knows where I like to be touched; it doesn't try to shame me - and it even lights my post-orgasmic cigarette and puts it in my mouth.

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>>944 Is that Sailor Saturn with part of her magic wand missing?

>>945
I have no idea. I don't even know why it was in my clipboard.

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