[Part III] The previous poster is a nerd [otaku] (455)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6843 10:58

>>0 is angry that threads on this board are closed after >>999, rather than after >>1023 which would make a lot more sense.

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7051 18:30

>>100 Goes to costume parties as Crayon Shinchan's elephant.

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7052 00:24

>>101 organized dakimakura hugging and trading club in his basement.

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7052 14:20

>>102 tried to create a real life danmaku course, but then realized that his nerdly lifestyle had made his hitbox too big for him to ever win.

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7055 14:03

>>103 Is the mayor of Spatula City.

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7059 22:16

>>104 can convert Unix time in his head.

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7059 22:21

>>105 created their own conlang which is split ergative and has enormously complicated vowel and consonant harmony rules.

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7061 20:53

>>106 knows the coordinates and official designation of every discovered exoplanet.

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7062 05:01

>>107's collection of guro pictures of anime characters he doesn't like is 100TB. He paid a muralist $1000 to paint a wall in his house with a picture of Sailor Chibi-Moon being killed by Queen Beryl.

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7062 09:56

>>108 secretly admires the pleasure of being cummed inside.

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7063 17:00

>>109 Has a Smorkin' Labbit that sings "Smoking In The Boy's Room" and "Smoke Smoke Smoke That Cigarette"

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7069 18:13

When >>110 gives someone the middle finger, he also says "Be impoverished and die prematurely."

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7070 17:22

>>111 had his pants pulled down by a girl.

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7071 01:11

>>112 Sends angry e-mail to the staff of "South Park" whenever some event in the current episode contradicts what was said in a past episode. Sane people always say to >>112 "That show is just a joke, why can't you just laugh at a joke?"

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7100 00:17

>>0-113 Did you say "node"?

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7101 01:47

>>114 Remade "Rescue at Midnight Castle" in MLPFiM style.

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7104 23:36

>>115 can recite every episode of The Simpsons seasons 1-8 from memory.

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7104 23:41

>>116 makes Shrek jokes.

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 03:36

>>117 can recite the ruleset for his favorite edition of D&D by heart and will argue its virtues against all comers who favor a different edition.

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7105 04:19

>>118 Can name every magic wand, spell, and transformation from Sailor Moon and her friends, no matter if it is anime, live action, or manga.

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7107 04:17

When >>119 makes a demotivational poster, it causes a minimum of 100 people to take dramatic actions.

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7107 16:31

>120 gets physically uncomfortable when he thinks about his sizeable backlog.

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7107 17:41

>>121 Has no backlog because he designed an unlambda program to automatically sort and show him all new anime.

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7107 17:51

>>122 was quite shaken by >>121's post about the backlog because he was doing his best to forget about his. And so did I...

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7107 23:22

>>123 His amp goes to 11 and >9000

125 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7111 00:08

>>124 is all hyped up for the sixth generation of pokemon!

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7112 18:59

>>125 Built an entire house out of e-waste.

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7112 19:56

>>125 wrote a 10-page essay on why Yu-Gi-Oh! is superior.

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7112 20:50

>>127 carefully explained why he detests copulation as a form of recreational activity to a drunk girl.

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7120 03:22

>>128 Is the boss of his company. He proves it because he owns the corporate matrix of leadership. It makes the Autobot matrix of leadership seem weak by comparison.

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7128 21:42

>>129 Calculated what would happen if He-Man and Lion-O had a sword fight.

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7130 00:36

>>130 Builds functional models of fictional computers. >>130 wired Penny Gadget's computer book to Mizuno Ami's computerized mask.

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 00:19

>>131 Named all the Pokemon the most quickly. People who try to remember digits of pi were amazed.

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 00:38

>>132 finds the prime factors of every number he sees

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7154 00:51

>>133 build a shrine to the RMS.

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 18:04

>>134 Knows exactly how to sound like Kenny from South Park.

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 22:18

>>135 Makes Touhou-themed mods for every moddable game he owns.

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 22:39

Games that were impossible to mod got cracked by >>136 and that has led to epic new adventures in people's favorite games.

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 01:23

>>137 was going to say the same thing about >>135, but he missed his chance because he was raiding.

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 02:07

>>138 had his pants pulled up until it hurt and then down.
In front of a girl that he likes.

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 02:44

>>139 finds all real-world girls 3DPD and only really likes his waifu, who is a character in some kind of cartoon.

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 02:58

>>140 uses the acronym "3DPD".

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 03:25

>>141 gets annoyed when people call initialisms "acronyms" and vice versa.

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 07:49

>>142 wrote a so-called "clop-fic" with genderbending and such.

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 14:20

>>143 is a militant brony who takes anyone disliking the show as a personal attack.

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7156 20:30

When >>144 taught English in Japan, he was the first to get the Kancho.

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7157 03:26

>>145 wants to teach English in Japan, so that he will be able to see all the anime before they're released here, and buy all the merch to make a shrine to his waifu.

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7157 11:13

>>146 draws rule 34 of DPRK cartoon characters.

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7157 16:16

>>147 Created Kimchi flavored condoms and Bulgogi flavored edible panties for DPRK characters.

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7158 10:49

>>148 is always thinking about sex, because he already knows everything everyone ever tells him, thus he is perpetually bored.

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 15:43

>>149 Fucks fat people between their extra skin folds

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 16:27

>>150 is so nerdy that he doesn't understand the difference between "nerd" and "kinky."

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7160 16:04

>>151 Is a Tenchi Muyo nerd who never misses a chance to celebrate Startica.

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7163 06:46

>>152 bought himself a dragon dick off the internet.

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7163 06:48

>>153 reads Star Wars books

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7163 13:05

>>154 prefers Star Trek books.

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7163 23:32

>>155 Created his own Phillips CD-i so he could make really awful cut scenes that become memes on Youtube.

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7164 05:38

>>156 draws porn of Noseybonk.

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7164 13:11

>>157 made a video show chronicling his tabletop RPG exploits.

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7165 20:09

>>158 Made an underground tunnel between his home and a computer science lab, so he get there as quickly as he wants.

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 10:05

>>159 put an old beige Macintosh in his basement and called it a computer science lab. It is filled with stolen vacuum tubes and wallpapered with broken PCBs.

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7166 17:02

>>160 Has an Apple Pippin, Apple Lisa, and several other Apple products that never became popular.

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7175 19:18

>>161 Made Cheetahmen yaoi.

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7190 00:55

>>162 Is much like the Bat Mite from Brave and The Bold

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 09:29

>>163 had an orgasm when a girl touched his hand.

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 12:28

>>164 goes to sleep and dreams of his waifu.

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7213 16:36

>>165 Memorized TVtropes.com and edits it after every new TV show gets broadcasts.

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 20:46

>>166
Laughs at TBBT because he's laughing at himself.

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 21:21

Last time >>167 wasn't hung by his pants, he was having his hair washed in a loo.

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 22:29

>>168 gets flustered when people touch his cards.

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7219 23:17

>>169 has all of his pokemon shiny and with the best IV possible.

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 14:37

>>170 Has a portal between his bed and a urinal to deal with his bedwetting problems.

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 18:47

>>171 installed linux on some nameless chinese calculator.

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 12:55

>>172 hacked Pentagon servers and framed Chinese.

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7222 23:55

>>173 Had a sex change in order to be more like Ami Mizuno. >>173 wore the same costume for close to 20 years.

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7225 17:09

>>174 Has the most virus infested computer in the world.

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7226 15:04

>>175 spent a fortune on computing hardware to mine bitcoins. >>175 even managed to get a few of them.

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7227 23:54

>>176 was the only person using Liberty Reserve for entirely legitimate purposes, namely as a single step in his multilayered scheme to obfuscate his Bitcoin transactions in order to protect his privacy.

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7228 00:17

>>177 Can escape from Monkey Island more quickly than anyone else

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7228 01:13

>>178 has played through every single route in over five dozen visual novels in the original Japanese, and never had to consult a guide or walkthrough to find the hidden characters.

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7228 11:03

>>179 is very passionate about a strange short hair schoolgirl which isn't even real.

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7230 22:24

Every girl that >>180 meets is a yaoi obsessed fangirl.

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 09:50

You just activated >>181's trap card.

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7232 22:54

>>182 is a cocky MTG champion.

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7234 17:47

>>183 Created a better Zelda game where you must find the Quadraforce.

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7239 00:31

>>184 does a wast research on the topic of social and religious subtext in kids anime.

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7243 18:07

>>185 Has extremely powerful lungs due to the number of NES games he had to blow.

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 10:04

>>186 has very thick glasses and becomes enraged easily by human stupidity.

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 13:47

>>187 not only knows what Brainfuck is, but can program effectively in it.

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7244 21:11

>>188 Memorized the steps to every Dance Dance Revolution song.

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 01:00

>>189
Wrote a program for his graduation paper in non-highlighted Whitespace and then managed to proof that the code works.

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 01:03

>>189
Knows not to blow into his game cartridges, but rather cleans them with rubbing alcohol and a q-tip.

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7245 20:29

>>191 imagined blowing a game cartridge in a completely wrong, sexual way and blushed in public.

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7246 01:37

>>192 Has a Zelda NES cartridge that is made of real 24K gold.

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7258 20:56

The death of >>193's grandfather had less of an impact on him than the death of Optimus Prime in the 1986 Transformers movie.

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7261 21:27

>>194 Paints itasha cars and has a MLP:FiM themed Ford Mustang.

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7269 23:35

>>195 Has a computer with 128GB of RAM and he uses it to create demos for computers with 64KB.

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7270 03:17

>>196 believes that 640K really is enough for anyone, and has set out to prove it.

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7270 19:01

>>197 refuses to run any program that he hasn't personally verified is bug-free by inspecting the disassembled ASM. >>197 decided upon this restriction when his computer was destroyed by a virus from a compromised ASM disassembler.

(catcha: piff)

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7271 19:46

If you touch any of >>198's X-men comics, then welcome to die

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7271 23:02

>>199 considers all of his interests to be either a fetish or too childish and hides them from everyone.

I'm also not projecting an image of myself on >>199, and I'm not !Espeon/npa.

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