Normally I would at least attempt to explain the story, but it’s really not worth it. When you are controlling a character that uses his penis as a weapon you kind of get the feeling that story is not this games strong point.
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Age I was given: 16
Where I hung out online: 4chan
My computer/OS: Generic desktop with windows xp/gentoo dual boot
What I played: Magic the Gathering online with GCCG
What I watched: Azumanga Daioh
What I jerked it to: lesbians
Fears: never getting a girlfriend
Age now: 23
Where I hang out online: DQN
My computer/OS: Thinkpad with windows 7
What I play: Minecraft
What I watch: youtube subscriptions
What I jerk it to: threesomes
Fears: never achieving my dreams
Like this status and I'll give you an age. Answer for yourself and get friends the do the same.
"do u want to soap my boons?"
hello everybody, well im eating healthier now and uhm my he.. helper there is gonna make me... the beef i showwed you in the picture. and ill show it to you right now actually its uhm sausage sausage okay bye
seases Like That! I Wanna Save People And Babies Life And Im Going To Accomplish It If I Don't Ill Die Or Struggle Trying To :) And That's My Dream.What's Yours?
This pattern replicates in 34 million generations, and uses an instruction tape made of gliders which oscillate between two stable configurations made of Chapman-Greene construction arms. These, in turn, create new copies of the pattern, and destroy the previous copy. Gemini is a spaceship.
>>513
true..even so, its not a bad place to start! Dorohedoro is great.
also, nice to meet you a prime minister.
>>512
My first manga was "Blame!" I highly recommend it. It's maximum action, less talk. And "Welcome to the NHK" is a manga about me. You should read it as well, it's fun!
The only physical manga I have read (and own) is Sgt. Frog
When you want to have discussions in these threads, do you cut and paste your message into the comment box out of obligation?
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MOSAIC. WAV
Back then, there was nothing that could make me mad. I let people take advantage of generosity and kindness, and slowly lost my love and respect for life. You have to stand the test of time to be a chillbro. I didn't.
The imp is incorrigible: his bottom is still red from his last spanking when he plans the next prank.
E-flat walks into a bar, The bartender says, sorry, we don't serve minors......
Ants in the soda machine! And the lady was unsurprised.
(sexp->infix '(and a (or b v) ~c (not d)))I agree, I can't keep up, I just finished learning backbone.js and now I've found out on HN that it's old news, and I should use ember.js, cross that, it has opinions, I should use Meteor, no, AngularJS, no, Tower.js (on node.js), and for html templates I need handlebars, no mustache, wait, DoT.js is better, hang on, why do I need an HTML parser inside the browser? isn't that what the browser for? so no HTML templates? ok, DOM snippets, fine, Web Components you say? W3C are in the game too? you mean write REGULAR JavaScript like the Google guys? yuck, oh, I just should write it with CofeeScript and it will look ok, not Coffee? Coco? LiveScript? DART? GWT? ok, let me just go back to Ruby on Rails, oh it doesn't scale? Grails? Groovy? Roo? too "Springy?" ok, what about node.js? doesn't scale either?? but I can write client side, server side and mongodb side code in the same language? (but does it have to be JavaScript?) ok, what about PHP, you say it's not really thread safe? they lie?? ok, let me go back to server coding, it's still Java right? no? Lisp? oh it's called Clojure? well, it has a Bridge / protocol buffers / thrift implementation so we can be language agnostic, so we can support our Haskell developers. Or just go with Scala/Lift/Play it's the BEST framework (Foresquare use it, so it has to be good). of course we won't do SOAP and will use only JSON RESTful services cause it's only for banks and Walmart, and god forbid to use a SQL database it will never scale
I've had it, I'm going to outsource this project... they will probably use a wordpress template and copy paste jQuery to get me the same exact result without the headache and in <del>half</del>quarter the price
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i'm super depressed about society lately too.
ever time Fluttershy is in embarrassment situation i blush and covr my face because i just cant look i so totaly relate to her
Bro, do you mean Khwaja Zinda Peer whose Urs was this weekend at Ghamkol Sharif?
Fuck that, you don’t owe anyone shit. Your loyalty should lie with your family and with your friends who return your loyalty, but that is as far as it should go . Do what you want and put yourself first now. Your acts of selflessness are no longer appreciated, they are resented and therefore wasted. If you want to play video games everyday or spend your free time fixing cars, do it without shame. If you want to notch up 200 club sluts or spend your spare time hunting, do it without shame. If you want to marry and have kids, do it because its what you want, not because you feel society or anyone else expects it of you, and do it on your god damned terms or not at all.
stibiotantalite
железобетонное очко – “Anus of Concrete.” Honorific given to drivers who, faced with sudden danger like a huge truck coming head-on, remain calm, only saying “shoot” or “darn” quietly in the background, and efficiently steer away from danger, displaying some seriously fucking great driving skills.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think “I know, I’ll use threads.” Now they have (Πm)!/Π(m!) problems
If the infestation is in a certain proportion, the victim mutates into a living bag of rotten skin and organs, called a visceroid.
Also I by dnb I mean dubstep n breaks.
#MentionSomeoneYoureThankfulFor My dad, without his sperm cell which made me a champion forever, I will not be here.
What ze fuck did you just fucking say about me, you verdammter Jude? I'll have you know I graduated top of mein class in ze Hitlerjugend, and I've been involved in numerous secret Gestapo raids in Berlin, and I have over 300 confirmed executions. I am trained in gorilla gassing and I am ze top sniper in ze entire Wehrmacht. You are nothing to me but just another race traitor. I will wipe you ze fuck out with precision ze likes of which has never been seen before on this Reich, mark mein fucking words. You think you can get away with saying zat scheiße to me over ze Internet? Think again, arschloch. As vee speak I am contacting mein secret network of spies across Deutschland and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for ze storm, blödel. Ze storm zat wipes out ze pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and zat's just with mein machinenpistole. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed kampf, but I have access to ze entire arsenal of ze Wehrmacht forces and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arsch off ze face of ze Reich, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy blitzkrieg your little "clever" kommentar was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying ze price, you verdammter dummkopf. I will shit Zyklon B all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
A selection of vocabulary from Futaba Channel (2chan), translated into terms relatable to the average 4chan lurker
ググル GUGURU Google. Can also be used as a Godan verb.
ネットオタク NETTO-OTAKU Lit. Net Otaku; basement dwellers and their ilk.
ニチャネル／２チャネル／２ｃｈ NI-CHANERU 2channel, the text-only equivalent of 2chan.
二葉チャネル Futaba CHANERU 2chan
名無しさん Nanashi-san Anonymous (not the organisation)
ニコ動 NICO-dou Niconicodouga
ネットの世界 NETTO no sekai Internet (world)
ヤフル YAFURU Yahoo!Japan
ようつべ youtsube YouTube
コピペ KOPIPE Copy&Paste (can be used in conjunction with suru)
カワユス KAWAYUSU Cute
激しく同意 hageshiku doui I strongly agree
４６４９／４６／ｙｒ yoroshiku Please (from the readings of those numbers, yon roku shi ku)
ｋｗｓｋ kuwashiku With details/Elaborate (from 詳しく)
ＧＪ Good job
ワロス WAROSU lel
ギガワロス／テラワロス GIGAWAROSU/TERAWAROSU rofl (?)
乙 otsu Thanks (from お疲れ様 otsukaresama)
ニコ廚 NICO-chuu Nicofag
厨房 chuubou middle-school kid/UNDERAGE REPORTED
炎上 enjou A thread with lots of flames/trolls
カキコ KAKIKO post
スレ SURE thread
ニート／ＮＥＥＴ NIITO Not in education, employment or training
レス RESU response
亀レス kame-RESU slow response (lit. turtle response)
ネッ広 NETTO-kou the potential of the Internet (from The Ghost in the Shell,
「ネット(ねっと)は広大(こうだい)だわ」, netto wa koudai da wa, “The net is vast and infinite.”)
マジレス MAJIRESU Serious response
ＤＱＮ DOKYUN many meanings, all negative: bullshitter, person that doesn’t know what they’re talking about, trash of society, someone who needs to lurk more, retarded, faggot, newfag, etc, etc (from the title of the show 目撃(もくげき)！ドキュン mokugeki! DOKYUN, a show about delinquents).
A selection of vocabulary from Futaba Channel (2chan), translated into terms relatable to the average 4chan lurker (Part 2)
（ｒｙ ryaku Used for etc, essentially, or to omit something that is repeated frequently on 2chan. For example, if a DQN wanders into the thread and everybody tells him to GTFO, then (ry would be an option to convey the same message. Often used in unfunny ironic shitposting like 一番のアニメは（ｒｙ。 (The best anime is etc.) Hilarious. (From 略)
裏 ura Random boards, like /b/ on 4chan or /news4vip/ on 2chan.
ネタ NETA Internet maymays/parodies/made-up stories/OC
クソスレKUSOSURE shit thread/shitpost thread
ウルセハゲ URUSE HAGE shut the fuck up (very rude)
萌える moeru to be moe
コラ KORA shooped
電波 denpa cancer (as in, the cancer that is killing /a/)
マターリMATAARI laid-back/chill
デス種 DESUtane GUNDAM SEED DESTINY
パクリ PAKURI stolen/infringing on copyright
知障 chishou retarded (from 知的障害 chitekishougai)
秋田 akita I’m done./Fuck this. (from 飽きた)
キチガイ KICHIGAI troll
消防 shoubou elementary school kid (worse than chuubou)
工房 koubou high school kid (less insulting thanchuubou)
ホロン部 HORON-bu Koreafag. These people are regarded in a similar manner to Yuropfags on /pol/ (and many other 4chan boards); ie, slanderers and liars. The name comes from an infamous attempt by a HORONbu to type 日本は滅ぶ (Japan is declining), but typed HORONbu instead. Always DQN without exception. Hide and report all threads started by a HORONbu.
ＡＡ ASCII “art”
あぼーん aboon deleted (post)
あげ age bump
While exploring, the player can be attacked by mutant enemies coming out of the snow at anytime. Although this is supposed to be suspenseful and surprising, the appearance of the creatures is unintentionally forewarned by the Dreamcast's often loud reading and loading of the game disc.
"American made car?" Is there such a thing any more?
The vehicles the Big Three sells as "proudly made in America" are in fact cobbled together from almost entirely foreign components of dubious quality.
An engine is manufactured in China, its engine block cast of scrap metal from a nail factory and radioactive waste, its pistons and valves assembled by political prisoner slave laborers in a lao-gai deathcamp, with all the tender loving care, attention to detail, and quality control that implies.
It is attached to a transmission assembled in Guatemala by the most skilled nine-year-olds they can find willing to work for two cents a day, and stuck together with chewing gum that has been recycled by a patented process.
The powertrain is then attached to a chassis made of the finest recycled sheet metal by the most talented six-year-olds in a Brazilian sweatshop.
It is then shipped by train to one of the remaining plants in Deebabwe, where an assortment of sullen Wonderful Diversities drunk on Cisco Red are paid eighty bucks an hour to bolt on the wheels (hecho en Mexico) and affix the sticker that says "MADE WITH PRIDE IN THE USA." Shift's over, it's Miller Time, boys! There's your new 4-mile-to-the-gallon Monstermobile SUV, which is very economical because it can't go four miles without breaking down, and oh so practical in these days of $4.20 a gallon gasoline.
The whole circus is run by an assortment of fly-by-night CEOs whose job it is, when they're not demanding that the company spend more money on Wonderful-Diversity photo ops and heartwarming public celebrations of their commitment to Wonderful Diversity by hiring and promoting more and more disgusting sexual deviants and IQ-55 crackhead felons, to go weeping to Congress and the newspapers and declare Ford/Chrysler/GM much too PO', o lawd chillunz, we'z just too PO', to pay its employees' pensions as they are obligated by contract, y'all gots to give us another hunnert billion dollas, y'all. Then they jet back to Detroit to pick up their three hundred million dollar a year tax-free stock-option compensation packages, then when the taxpayer peons start to notice the familiar faces on the televitz too much, jump out the window with the aid of a cool half-billion-dollar golden parachute. Then the next nonentity with an MBA after his name takes over and there's another flurry of breathless newspaper headlines, HARD-NOSED NEW AUTO CEO PROMISES TO TURN DETROIT AROUND (gief moniez plox!).
I have no sympathy for any of the clowns in this particular three-ring circus of freaks and the best thing the US government could do would be to cut off the welfare checks and let Detroit die with dignity, then bulldoze the ruins of Detroit, plant some grass, and turn loose some buffalo. However, I am quite sure that the trillion-dollar bailout gravy train will keep on rolling until Washington runs out of money to write these welfare checks.
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Sokov huh. Well next time we meet you can Sokov my wiener. OH BURNT!
The moment was divided into 12 ounces [4] of 7.5 seconds each.
実行
One joke that Rochus’ boss liked to tell was at the expense of his pompous Luftwaffe chief Hermann Goering. Goering was a man forever designing himself new uniforms and giving himself new orders and decorations.
“One day,“ Hitler used to say, “Mrs. Goering came into the bedchamber and found her husband waving his Field Marshall‘s baton over his underwear.
“‘Hermann, darling, what are you doing?‘ she enquired.
“‘I am promoting my underpants to overpants!
What did the rest of my guys do? They all ran into the wall and got stuck in a corner . . . brilliant!!! Figuring this game had definite problems with navigating angles, I decided to give it another try in the open forest. OK, my team performed a bit better . . . instead of running into a wall they either vibrated wildly like they were having some kind of horrible epileptic fit or fell prone and crawled back and forth in the same place. C'mon guys, what's up with that? How am I supposed to take on 8 other ringers just by my lonesome? It's like you're the fly going up against Mr. Miyagi.
Dream other dreams, and better!
Every day I'm either in a wine shop or a brothel,
A free-spirited monk who is hard to fathom;
My surplice always appears torn and dirty,
But when I patch it, it smells so sweet.
Friends,
Here it comes: After months of secret negotiations with the players who pushed SOPA, the major Internet Service Providers on the verge of implementing their "Six Strikes" plan to fight "online infringement". With essentially no due process, AT&T, Cablevision Systems, Comcast, Time Warner Cable and Verizon will get on your case if you're accused of violating intellectual property rights -- and eventually even interfere with your ability to access the Internet. (You can contest accusations -- if you fork over $35.)
Click here to tell the ISPs to back down -- or that you'll look to take your business elsewhere:
http://act.demandprogress.org/letter/six_strikes/#1?referring_akid=2030.2292341.dfikBr&source=mailto
After the first few supposed violations, they'll alert you that your connection was engaging in behavior that they -- the giant corporations that provide your Internet service -- deem inappropriate.
And then it gets really dicey: They can make it difficult for you to access the web, or start throttling down your connection.
Click here to tell the ISPs to back down -- and put them on notice:
http://act.demandprogress.org/letter/six_strikes/#1?referring_akid=2030.2292341.dfikBr&source=mailto
From Wired:
After four alerts, according to the program, “mitigation measures” may commence. They include “temporary reductions of Internet speeds, redirection to a landing page until the subscriber contacts the ISP to discuss the matter or reviews and responds to some educational information about copyright, or other measures (as specified in published policies) that the ISP may deem necessary to help resolve the matter.”
That's right: These mega-corporations now claim the authority to undermine your Internet access -- and want to serve as judge, jury, and executioner. Tell them to back off -- or that you'll start looking for other places to bring your business.
Just click here to tell the ISPs to back down:
http://act.demandprogress.org/letter/six_strikes/#1?referring_akid=2030.2292341.dfikBr&source=mailto
grate coders are rock star ? for who ?
These rectangular pieces of cloth served as an object of worship. From what little is known, the 'American' people used to have daily pledges to the flag. It's assumed that the flag was perceived as an extension of some deity; perhaps the figure known as 'Jesus' of whom they believed was reincarnated and became what was referred to as 'president,' a sort of monarch, of their landmass. The presence of this 'flag' on the moon so far away from the Earth goes to show how important it was to these 'America' people to have an extension of their diety nearby. It is suggested that the reason these people went to the moon is so that they could give their deity a better view to watch over them.
The evidence appears obvious that these 10 men, woman and children, were buried rapidly by some catastrophe, like a flood. Articulated skeletons indicate rapid burial. Some propose to explain these bones by arguing that they were mining, when the mine collapsed. However there is no indication of tunnels, and woman and small children would not likely be included in a mining operation. Additionally, no tools have been found and there are no crushed bones which would be expected if the mine caved in. Another invalid explanation is that this is a mass grave and they were buried. This cannot be true because the living would have to dig a grave 50-100 feet deep through extremely hard sandstone layers. The modern mining operation was halted in the 1970's because the sandstone was so hard it was destroying the bulldozers. These humans appear to have been buried by the same catastrophe that buried dinosaurs in this continent spanning formation. Humans and dinosaurs must have lived at the same time!
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oh dear i can't eventually until yet
maids [SECRET]
We want to give Dodger fans a chance to try our noodles for free! Just come to our in-stadium location, behind the right field bullpen and have a snack, on us!
I sometimes google my thoughts and opinions so I can find articles and blogs that agree with me, just to get some artificial validation.
Science itself, … may be regarded as a minimization problem, consisting of the completest possible presenting of facts with the least possible expenditure of thought
Effect of Phytic Acid on Zinc Availability
Dogs can be fitted with microchip implants that make them identifiable if they are found.[28] This enables a dog to be identified unless the chip has been removed or has degraded, been assimilated or otherwise been deactivated
Man ba itune laj-am:
Man --> (envy) (music) <-- itune
Who cares? I just want to be a little girl in rural japan. I'd play with my friends and go to festivals, I'd put up fish for boys day and I'd fish. I would be underfoot and cute to the grocers and I would run around the farmers when they return. I want to see the Sakura trees bloom and the ground covered in leaves and q cool autumn breeze while I play with the other little girls and eat good food from the village. Somewhere far nough away that there are no computers so I never see one of those wretched things and I can stay there forever as the seasons change and make food and play until I become old and sit around and fish and talk to my other old girl friends and eat good food and go to festivals.
There's a proverb about two sisters, one of whom wants to be a boy. So she was ostracized growing up and eventually died. A long time later the othe one is driving through the rural mountains and sees a little boy who looks exactly like her sister running through a deer trail along the road. That's what I want.
That and people aren't buying enough hats
I used to fap to Nao a lot. That must have been like 3-4 years ago. I'm pretty sure I remember where I was when I first saw that ad that informed me of those breasts, math class in my freshmen year of collage while on newgrounds.
Ahh, how time flies~
>>590 is creepy and pathetic
