>>666 made a killing marketing animal feces as expensive gourmet coffee.
>>666 knows how destroy evidence against him and also knows how to frame people with the evidence that wasn't destroyed.
>>666 created a system which encourage stupid people to multiply like rabbits, and encourage smart people to chose to be childless.
After the big BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, BP promoted >>666 to oversee oil shale mining in Alberta, Canada.
>>666 sells mashed aborted chinese babies as premium anti-wrinkle cream on the US.
>>666 is like the cartoon character in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PA4WAjsRnts
>>666 likes to go to muslim countries just to rape married women and get them stoned for adultery afterwards
When >>666 makes a movie, he puts 100% of all the exciting scenes in the trailer, and the rest of the movie is boring.
>>666 flushes things down public toilets to clog them on purpose.
>>666 breaks into people's domiciles and replaces all their record/CD/mp3 music collections with Phil Collins albums.
>>666 whispered "Hold back, you don't want to show too much Godzilla" into Gareth Edward's ear.
>666 never seeds and deletes his torrents as soon as they are finished downloading.
>>666 condemns good working units of vintage consoles and computers to be broken down for scrap.
>>666 is a sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker!
>>666 doesn't take off his huge backpack on the bus when he's left standing, so people can't pass through him
>>666 didn't kill JavaScript and Flash back when there was a chance.
>>666 doesn't have any plain text on his website, instead you have to download a huge PDF that takes up far too much computing power.
>>666 goes to the laundromat and puts so much detergent in the washing machine that the soap bubbles drive everyone out of that laundromat.
The only reason >>666 was ever on a winning sports team was because he put poison in the other team's Gatorade.
>>666 is that guy stealing all the local panties and not sharing.
>>666 hacks cell phone towers so that when the police department, firefighters, or paramedics are called, the signal gets interrupted.
Rumor has it that >>666 has also tricked people into consuming Mentos after drinking Diet Coke.
>>666 infused the insides of condoms with a drug that causes penis shrinkage.
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>>666 invented dildos to trick helpless women into raping themselves.
You know, I heard >>666 does some pretty terrible things to cats.
>>666 steals pet rabbits from children and feeds them to his giant pet snake.
>>666 puts aphrodisiac drugs in Catholic priest's wine and infests their computers with CP.
>>666 knows how to disguise himself as any high ranking member of any religion.
>>666 replaces all the mirrors in anorexia clinics with concave ones.
>>666 blasts rotten-egg smelling farts whenever he enters an occupied room.
>>666's obnoxious, opinionated yelling about anything and everything is so loud, it must only be a few posts from here.
>>666 keeps standing behind you, and when you aren't looking he edges a little closer and you know he's going to do something really obnoxious in just a few posts
There is a rumor that Dos Equis used >>720's adventure stories to create TV commercials.
When >>720 changes his identity, he creates the coolest sounding names. That last time I saw his I.D. William McAllister Pendelton was his name.
>>720 is absolutely evil, though, and is solely responsible for the events of this THREAD.
I can't handle >>720's ambivalence.
It drains the paint right off the ceiling.
And yet, >>720 somehow owns a controlling share in my sole proprietorship. I'd love to know how he pulled that off.
>>720 goes to shareholders' meetings for corporations he owns no shares in and yells obscenities at the board of directors and farts.
>>720 isn't particularly vile, but somebody is responsible for all the misery and suffering of this world, isn't it?
When someone orders a cold drink from >>720, he puts hot pepper extract in that drink.