>>666 infused the insides of condoms with a drug that causes penis shrinkage.
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>>666 invented dildos to trick helpless women into raping themselves.
You know, I heard >>666 does some pretty terrible things to cats.
>>666 steals pet rabbits from children and feeds them to his giant pet snake.
>>666 puts aphrodisiac drugs in Catholic priest's wine and infests their computers with CP.
>>666 knows how to disguise himself as any high ranking member of any religion.
>>666 replaces all the mirrors in anorexia clinics with concave ones.
>>666 blasts rotten-egg smelling farts whenever he enters an occupied room.
>>666's obnoxious, opinionated yelling about anything and everything is so loud, it must only be a few posts from here.
>>666 keeps standing behind you, and when you aren't looking he edges a little closer and you know he's going to do something really obnoxious in just a few posts
There is a rumor that Dos Equis used >>720's adventure stories to create TV commercials.
When >>720 changes his identity, he creates the coolest sounding names. That last time I saw his I.D. William McAllister Pendelton was his name.
>>720 is absolutely evil, though, and is solely responsible for the events of this THREAD.
I can't handle >>720's ambivalence.
It drains the paint right off the ceiling.
And yet, >>720 somehow owns a controlling share in my sole proprietorship. I'd love to know how he pulled that off.
>>720 goes to shareholders' meetings for corporations he owns no shares in and yells obscenities at the board of directors and farts.
>>720 isn't particularly vile, but somebody is responsible for all the misery and suffering of this world, isn't it?
When someone orders a cold drink from >>720, he puts hot pepper extract in that drink.
>>720 Gave Capcom the idea to make multiple revisions of Street Fighter II for the arcade machine and the SNES.
>>720 Decided to change the control scheme in Megaman 7, Megaman 8, and Megaman&Bass so that they don't feel like any of the 8-but Megaman games.
>>720 feels a strong sense of nostalgia for every single game he played in his childhood, regardless of if he actually enjoyed them at the time.
>>720 just has to lash out when somebody on the Internet is wrong. So, it is a fairly good chance that >>699,701,720 is jisakujien.
>>720 killed my cat just to make a bad pun. (No, I won't repeat it here.)
>>720 had failed his first ever driver's exam in India, but still got his licence.
>>720 listens to public radio but doesn't contribute when they have pledge drives. But he says he does.
>>720 made the old iPhone battery chargers obsolete and made sure all the new iPhone battery chargers cost $15 or more.
>>720 is fairly certain he didn't remove the viruses from your computer, and he's going to wait for you to pay him to remove them again.
When >>720 wants to conduct a science experiment, he puts that experimental substance into the municipal water supply. He observes the people of the city as he drinks premium bottled water.
>>720 disguised a gun as a cellphone, and convinced some teen girl to take a selfie.
>>>720 Made an assertion to Socrates, was unable to back it up with logic and reasoning, and then left him in the cold
>>777 tricks celebrities into joining a vegan religion by parting with a wad of cash.
>>777 Invented a cure for the Ebola virus, but he only uses it on himself. Even if you offered him 10 billion dollars for the cure, he would not sell it.
If you spell a website's name incorrectly, >>777's domain parking company will redirect you to the worst porn on the internet.
>>777 De-activated the activated sludge at the wastewater treatment plant.
>>777 Attaches a self-destruct button to everything, and places it in a location where it gets pushed accidentally.
>>777 made Bane sound like a crappy Sean Connery impersonator.
>>777 applies extra strength Loctite to the threads of a fire hydrant.