[MYSTERY] Murder Mystery Thread [MURDER] (117)

81 Name: Minister of Decoding : 1993-09-7122 06:14

What are you fools doing? Did anybody ever get those bagels? Has anybody called the Minister of Ministries in here to sort out the other demands?

Since the answer to all those questions is 'no' I'm guessing our ministry forgot to release the decoded message in >>52 to the public. Well, here it is:

"Nice job decoding, it seems that at least one ministry can do their job correctly.

Anyway, yes I killed >>0. And I will kill again. >>89. I will kill >>89, and there is nothing you can do to stop it.

However if:

You have not decoded this by >>75, I WILL kill more. I MAY even decide to kill more if you HAVE decoded it by >>75! That's how much of a psycho I am!

Anyway, if you want to stop me from killing altogether (Except >>89. >>89 is good as dead already), I have a few demands that need to be met. Deliver these demands to the Minster of Ministries.

  1. Dissolve the Ministry of Keeping the People Down
  2. Dissolve the Ministry of Destroying the Environment
  3. Create the Ministry of Helping Others
  4. Give me four bagels, with cream cheese, at >>78

You have been warned,
Murderer of >>0"

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