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And she has a nice butt, which is why I masturbate to erotic art of her.

I am deeply ashamed. All these years of watching anime and I never sexualized an animated character this way. Now the one I really want to fuck is a cartoon unicorn goddess creature. In all honesty I have no idea why. Perhaps she is the idealized magical mother figure I lacked growing up. Perhaps it's Nicole Oliver's voice acting.

Because I am an American, it occurs to me that I should sue Lauren Faust for ruining my life.