What lovely weather we're having.
Gosh, it's a bit grim, isn't it?
MARRY ME
I had a dream in which somebody bumped one of the Grandpa threads. I believe this was a premonition.
I had a dream in which somebody PayPal'd me 10.
Please do so now. It'll be funny and stuff.
Do you want to toast a toast?
I always thought it was ridiculous how many films, works of literature and so on dealt with estranged father-son issues. Now I have my own, of course. Is this really so common?
I finished my bucket of cakes already, now I have a useful plastic bucket.
Gosh, I think I got a bit carried away there.
Exams are tiring.
Crossed its legs and stole the head
The meat always disappoints.
Tonight, I'm going to have a tea party.
I saw Kendrick Lamar live before he went big
It's the best conduit. How could I have neglected it so long?
Void your bowels for me, girl.
Oh man was it the risotto that gave me this horrendous flatulence?
Why is anime always in Matroska?
My friend is writing fanfiction of my dating life and it's hilarious.
I've been watching anime via CR of late. Really I'm not getting any difference between it and torrenting.
>>720 None of the anime I've downloaded is in Matroska, but I mostly stream it from wherever I can find it
My mouse is broken and I had to navigate all the way here using keyboard only. Let this be a warning to you all: learn your keyboard shortcuts while you can, you never know when you'll need them!
Girls are impressed by my hotkey knowledge.
Wildlife analysis.
>>725
Get pentadactyl for firefox.
I will spend at least 3 hours trying to sleep tonight.
A fellow Dokyun has requested that I write about happy things. A few nights ago, I had a midnight tea party with my waifu, and it was positively delightful. Tonight, we shall share a bowl of cherries and listen to some Penguin Café Orchestra together. Life is wonderful.
This is unnecessarily hard! Is this supposed to be a kids game?
Does anybody on the internet trust me? Should anybody?
>>734 The Legend Of Spyro: The Eternal Night, the second in the gritty Spyro reboot trilogy. Some of it is quite frustrating, not helped by cheap deaths and slightly-dodgy mechanics
Would you lie with me and, just forget the world?
OH MAN, I FUCKING LOVE MENSTRUATION CRAMPS SO MUCH!
>>737 Yes, I took it back and got a refund. Since then I also found another Spyro game, Dawn Of The Dragon, in a charity shop, which was badly scratched so I took it back. It was the third one in the trilogy anyway, so we got the first one and finished it, and now we're on the second one. It's kinda nice to think that in the grand tapestry of the human race, I'm part of a probably quite small pigeonhole of "People who have returned 2 Spyro games for refund"
I understand, I won't force you to play, but if you did vomit on stage it would be pretty rock 'n' roll!
I love menstruating girls!
>>742
One would usually menstruate blood. What you're experiencing is childbirth.
My room is now a moth sanctuary.
Talisker and cheap cherryade, delightful!
Cause of death: Moé overdose.
So nice to see all my old friends
Eating healthy is too damn hard.
Durarara is great.
I need to improve my recall.
So the moral of the story is "let your cold bitch wife drown."
I have had the chance to experience death through dreams a few times now. I distinctly remember the first time: I instinctively leaped after my dog when he slipped off a cliff. An entirely unique feeling rose in my chest, a lump of excitement and sadness. Time slowed down, or more accurately my thoughts sped up, and I realized I had crossed the point of no return, I was falling to certain death. I grimly accepted the end and mentally professed my love for my family.
In my most recent death-dream, I was at a town meeting when a mad samurai ran in and began to argue and threaten. I stood up to try to stop him, but he sliced off my arm, then sliced me in half. Pain was there but an afterthought. That unique feeling returned. I grimly accepted the end. "Well, this is it. Time for my last thoughts. ... I love <enter girlfriend's name here>!"
I suppose it's nice I have the ability to consider other people in my last moment. I wonder if this is what dying is really like?
Expecting a coffee-flavoured filling to this white chocolate for breakfast - white and fluffy, vanilla creme, nice! Ewww wait it's lemon
Yes, I feel everything.
Zookeeper
Well, it only took twelve episodes, but they finally kissed one another. Worth the wait as well, I'd say.
And now I pray my mother doesn't let me down.
i wonder how my new neighbours will take it if i start making lots of loud noise...
The flat next to the living room is vacant, but I met some African ladies going into the flat down the hall. And I heard people banging about last night upstairs.
>>761
This reminds me of how the woman who lives upstairs has not made any noise in months.
I do not miss her screams at 4 in the morning.
I wonder if she's alive.
Time for Tekken!
Oh my gosh, umbrellas!
D'aww, what a lovely girl. The boy is a damned psychopath though.
I will not relinquish my emotional investment for the sake of your ugly little flowers.
My captcha is "doche"
It's as if he did that little show just for us
It's you! 093!
I am the overthinker. I overthink.
>>772
If you want to know what I was referring to, Google "093" and click the first result that isn't a submarine.
time is running out
For mother Russia!
Worst idea. That last part anyway.
I miss the days when I was rarely sober.
Stop staring at me little snake I want to masturbate
It's like they don't know me
Midnight drive 2 wasn't as fun as midnight drive 1.
Call me onii-chan.
Ahhh what a lovely clean desktop!
I heard people arguing outside last night, in my head I imagined quite a fat lady, she was tearfully shouting "I don't know what I've done wrong, please tell me"
Tonight Matthew I'm going to be a dogsitter!
In a room: one traitor and five honest men.
Who's still left standing when the performance ends?
(๑╹◡╹) What a lovely, quiet, well-behaved doggy!
I wish she'd stop telling me all her secrets, it's hard enough to love her knowing nothing
Well, I could just go to sleep, but that would be admitting defeat.
I want to make a cool stylesheet for my Kareha board but coding these things is a pain in the rear!!!
Do you understand life? Do you?
I wish all the -pa threads were combined into a -pa superthread. It's so hard keeping up with all the complex stories and the many memorable characters.
They call me BIG BANGER - "I've got to get to the gas canisters"
It felt a bit like when you bite into what you think is a soft fluffy fudge chocolate and it turns out to be turkish delight
Food food food foood fodof ofod fofodfod fofodf dofdofo ffdo fof df
Gettin' rude on the dancefloor, talkin' to the deejay asking 'im for more 'n' more
Oh no! Lesbian ambush!
I just don't understand.
comediennes are rarely funny - but not never
I still miss my beloved CRT monitor.