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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7191 19:17

I'm glad that ended quickly and peacefully.

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7379 04:43

Sukdeep and Dildar

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7379 14:23

It somehow suits her very well. Suits both of us, in fact.

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7379 14:37

>>201
My first thought is Stronzemon.

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7379 17:56

It's been about five years since the last time I can remember crying. Even then it was only tears of frustration.

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7379 18:13

>>204 maybe you just don't feel it deep enough.

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7379 19:38

Nooo, why do you have to let me down, customs?

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7379 19:39

But I don't see anyone offering to lick my eyeballs!

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7379 19:56

I think I'm getting back into OSU!

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7379 23:13

>>208
i also want to try fast reflex game of clicking button to impress all girl who watch my computer

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7380 10:59

A mountain of lead.

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7380 11:11

A month-long headache.

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7380 12:41

Any way to become an autodidact???

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7380 13:11

You must post more because I'm not sufficiently entertained.

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7380 13:37

Some people take solace in the strangest of things.

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7380 15:35

two pence

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7380 17:53

I want to learn everything, but I can't be bothered to study.

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7380 18:54

>>216

oh god me too

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7380 19:48

Small hearted? Cold hearted? Brittle hearted?

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7380 21:37

One of the curious things about being an adult is that you can eat as many biscuits as you like and nobody tries to stop you.

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7380 23:33

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1DWBKk5xHQ

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7380 23:44

You know I've no boundaries. It was all for you.

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7381 00:02

I am completely out of touch with how people my own age find as acceptable communication online and feel ostracized into not liking their dumb sense of humor and what phrases they don't like

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7381 00:04

>>222
Do you speak English?

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7381 04:34

I'm going to attempt to hypnotize you. Ready? Good.

SIT THE FUCK BACK YOU DUMB SHIT, AND CLOSE YOUR EYES!
I WANT YOU TO RELAX EVERY MUSCLE IN YOUR BODY, AND GOD HELP ME, IF I SEE EVEN A SINGLE FUCKING MUSCLE TWITCH, I’M GOING TO PULL YOUR ASSHOLE UP AROUND THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD, AND SEW IT THERE – LIKE A BIG HAIRY HAT YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO TAKE OFF!

NOW SEE IF YOU CAN FOCUS THAT LITTLE PEA BRAIN OF YOURS, AND THINK ABOUT A RELAXING SCENE BY THE SIDE OF A STREAM! DON’T THINK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE! I WANT YOU TO FEEL EVERY OUNCE OF STRESS IN YOUR PUNY FUCKING BODY GONE – DO YOU HEAR ME? GONE, YOU WORTHLESS FUCKING PISSANT!

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7381 04:37

>>223
Yeah you are right with about what you posted the sentence 222 says not that great with there english grammar or how it is composed with the order of wording or maybe choice of them

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7381 04:39

>>224
Hey your post got cut off after the word SIT

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7381 04:53

>>226

Cool! By the way, when I snap my fingers, you're a chicken.

=snap=

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7381 10:59

http://translationparty.com/#11124873 what is it about boobs that infinitely spiral out? I'm sure this is what Tool were singing about or something

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7381 11:35

Nothing.

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7381 13:26

http://translationparty.com/#11124972

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7381 22:30

http://translationparty.com/#11125571

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7382 00:43

You! You you you! You will cum tits! Cum your boobs boobs! To you you! You! boobs, you! boobs cum you! boobs!

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7382 00:58

Chigau!

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7382 02:54

>>228
I think at some point translationparty switched from google translate to bing translate, which is less accurate and thus more hilarious. "おっぱい" leads to "your boobs tits" and the introduction of these two extra words makes it expand infinitely. Also, the introduction of "you" into the equation mixes it up even more.

More strangely, "あなたのおっぱい ！" translates as "You will cum tits!" I'm not sure why "cum" gets stuck in there, but it probably has to do with Bing being statistical. Somewhere in its bilingual text corpora that phrase must be paired with cum.

>>231
You spelled kneading wrong.
http://translationparty.com/#11125805

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7382 06:32

My manboobs cum semen.

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7382 11:26

What do you want?

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7382 18:44

Bitter little flowers for me.

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7382 20:46

And this one's for drinking alone!

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7382 22:06

I need help.

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7382 22:44

The answers are in the back of the book, dude.

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7383 00:17

Filth, all of you, filth.

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7383 01:13

i can't think

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7383 06:06

I hate myself and want to die

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7383 08:41

because it's winter

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7383 12:57

Civilisational dynamicist.

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7383 15:35

No, see, the joke is that he isn't human in the first place!

247 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-7383 17:14

THE MITTENS
THEY'RE GONE
I PRESSED EMERGENCY MITTENS AND *S CAME OUT

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7383 17:50

>>247

javascript:for(var i=0;i<10;i++){document.getElementById("snFlkDiv"+i).firstElementChild.setAttribute("src","http://i.imgur.com/utJHPkq.gif");}

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7383 17:58

yay snowflakes

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7383 18:07

Solemn grey mountains of melancholy, wrapped in a hazy mist of video games.

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7383 23:54

Was it one of you chaps here who mentioned Sora No Shita Yane No Naka? I'm almost finished it and I'm enjoying it, I can really relate.

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7384 00:52

I'm very inebriated today.

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7384 10:09

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24979498
Jews use the UN in a bid to make the Netherlands feel white guilt.

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7384 11:13

They killed Kennedy because he wanted to nationalise the Reserve Bank.

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7384 15:13

Exceed obsession.

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7384 17:02

(w

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7384 20:06

>>256
ワロタ

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7384 22:42

Hands shaking, he reached out and grasped the kitchen knife,

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7384 23:35

I try to keep busy, but if I stop for a moment I start remembering how I got into this situation, and start thinking things like carving my front open and pulling everything out, or tearing my flesh off strip by strip from my face down

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7385 01:18

What if the warts were mine this whole time?

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7385 01:31

To urinate or not to urinate, that is the question.

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7385 01:57

>>261
yeah

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7385 05:36

>>261
http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=hxnMd-C467-

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7385 05:37

>>261
oops the link was changed. http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=vNG6H-S665-

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7385 07:36

>>264
>>263
cosplaycrossdresser blog fc2 com

This looks interesting but I can't find torrents of any of these

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7385 15:24

>>265
People keep uping his stuff on Xtube and he keeps taking them down.

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7385 16:01

Why was I even born?

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7385 18:43

So we almost 1000GET on an imageboard. That's kinda amazing.

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7385 18:52

>>268
There is no imageboard.

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7385 19:04

I am the devourer of dreams!

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7385 19:44

>>266
Are they any good?

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7385 20:17

"There's always one, but sometimes there's five."

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7386 04:36

What should I do at a party when the music's too loud to socialize, I'm too tired to dance and too drunk to drink?

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7386 09:19

>>273
Drive home and get into a police chase.

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7386 10:39

>>273 Go up to girls and say "listen... i really fancy you so ehh... how's about it eh?" works every time

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7386 12:48

Positively sordid.

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7386 15:04

I just talked to someone who bought the Nexus 5 based solely on voice recognition. It was pretty hard to suppress my nerd anger.

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7386 15:42

They're falling out.

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7386 17:55

I used to think about such beautiful things.

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7386 18:33

>>275
The sad part is, I've seen people do this and they immediately start getting off. Yet I so much as look at a girl, and I'm "creepy".

Attractive/sociable/neurotypical people need to check their privilege.

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7386 18:41

>>280
maybe you should wash your face more often

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7386 19:29

>>280 I was jokingly referencing a "drink responsibly" advert from the 90s, jeez how could you not catch that?

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7386 19:41

That's actually quite a substantial amount of cake.

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7386 20:15

>>282 expecting someone to remember an ad campaign from twenty years ago, when most of us weren't even ten, is asking a lot.

Then again, I remember TGIF and all those stupid anti-drug ads with the girl who fries an egg and makes an analogy of what your brain is like when you're on drugs.

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7386 20:59

>>284 it was also a joke, I'm such a joker.

I don't know what TGIF is, all I could think of is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrkPUhLz8TY

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7386 21:06

>>285 Haha I'm glad I looked this up.

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7386 23:16

>>284
But it's an ad campaign from 3 years ago at the most.

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7387 00:12

You are all forcing your shitty opinions too hard.

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7387 00:26

>>288
:(

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7387 00:40

>>280 is probably really creepy.

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7387 02:21

Thank you for the quick work of this place.
In an effort to help you just check, was to update the data.
The translation skill, to be able to placement lexical
I have peace of mind hot.
I apologize that you would not hurry to work with and inconvenience.
Thank you for your help.

Continue, thank you also work towards the renumbering.
Please tell us also if you have progress.
Thanks in advance.
vc:unyuck

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7387 07:25

Are you watching the Ashes?

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7387 12:13

Yeah go ahead and sit right in front of me like that AND RUIN MY ENTIRE FUCKING DAY.

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7387 13:24

Can't see the woods for the pale blue dot.

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7387 13:35

>>294 an expertly-tailored garment.

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7387 13:39

>>294 How did you even stitch that together?

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7387 14:31

oh noes winamp

good night sweet prince

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7387 16:51

>>289 by "you" I was referring to the internet as a whole, not this place specifically.

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7387 18:06

I'm rather well experienced with crowns, you know.

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7387 19:40

I love my little chamber of ghosts.

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