I'm glad that ended quickly and peacefully.
okay why am i reading this
Why is this room trying to kill me?
i have a K-ON song stuck in my head
tfw no chelsea wolfe gf
Holy shit, my sister's pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle!
Why would you limit yourself to your own species?
>>860
I can't answer that question without more context. Limit yourself to your own species for reproduction? For food? For socialization?
Context, man. Context.
I want to reenact Lord of the Flies in Dwarf Fortress.
I like programming like the other two(?) guys in the Q&A[6] thread but the opinions I hold on most things about it are usually too controversial to get a decent conversation out of anyone else.
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1314324451/825 did you make that? Liking the whole release nice work!
You won't get a hug unless you become the sort of person that others would want to give a hug to.
This insatiable hunger is like something from a Murakami novel.
Wait! That actually was in a Murakami novel! That one where they rob a bakery or something similar.
I'm baffled by West's reaction to the events on Ukraine which still faces economic collapse and which doesn't have democratically elected government.
>>866
Nope, I'm too embarrassed (and worried about anonymity) to post my own music here. My good music-making friend made it. I was enjoying it and wanted other people to enjoy it too!
I just slept for ten and a half hours, and I feel wonderful!
I need more yandere in my life.
HAMMER IT IN WITH YOUR PENIS
Shy Love is a bit ugly but I can't stop fapping
No, stop, you don't underst--HAPPY! RAKKI! DOCCHI! YES YES YES!
I should start a fake Les Legions Noires project. Honestly, I could record fucking anything as long as it's on low-quality cassettes, and metalheads will think it's real shit. Especially if I give it a name with a 3:1 consonant-vowel ratio, like Drzegbvyragkhetzye.
Cherry Poppin' Daddies has got to be the most unsettling band name ever
>>878
My dad loved that band when I was growing up, I hated it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:CPD-ZSR-vidshot.jpg
Elbereth Elbereth Elbereth
That was a huge fucking waste of my time, my sanity, and taxpayer money.
殺してあげる
As I was walking home, I saw out of the corner of my eye a tiny flash of colour, fluttering away in the opposite direction. "Aha," I thought to myself, "a butterfly!" Then I realised that, just like the last fifty times this has happened this winter, it must've just been a falling leaf. But then I saw it fly upwards, then duck behind a parked car and disappear. By the time I caught up with it, there was no sign of it. Now I'm utterly mystified - was it a butterfly or not? Evidence against:
Evidence in favour:
cえc位んえst波s畝ぴぺ。
>>884 If you'd caught up with it it would have made you relax.
>>884 If you'd caught up with it it would have made you relax.
it said my verification code was wrong when it was correct! it lied to me and made me double post!
Ah, what an oversight! Of course there is a yellow butterfly native to England; the Brimstone! In fact, the Brimstone is supposedly where the word butterfly comes from, for being a "butter-coloured fly". They're also one of the earliest to come out of hibernation, lending further support to the butterfly-not-a-leaf hypothesis.
The fact that they've been left there means they're not mistakes at all
Sutookingu.
paaaaaaantsu
I foresee much panic in your immediate future.
That cat food thing posted in CTRL+V reminds me of the time when I was a kid and I tried eating one of our dog's Snausages. Those things are salty as fuck.
It is not fun to poop.
It's fun to be racist!
God damn it, why do I keep dreaming of crossdressing?
>>898 Have you considered crossdressing in real life to find out?
Butterflies! Butterflies galore! Today I've seen two brimstones and a small tortoiseshell on a single one hour's walk alone. I took out my windowsill dwelling guest to see if it fancied joining them, but it's doing an all too convincing impression of being dead. Ho-hum.
Video games can be fun, but sometimes they can cause you to get frustrated.
>>902 Just remember, AVGN is a character portrayed by an actor, not a real person.
>>902 Yeah, this guys has decided to take over the AVGN's job: http://news.yahoo.com/producer-reveals-plans-unearth-worst-015247742.html
It's a shock to me and it's a shock to you, your mother's got a beard and sandals, and a penis too
It was Sunday all of last week and today is also Sunday.
The mittens keep slipping into the background layer of the board. I can't take it easy like this.
I think my butthole is dry
Yeah, well, if I were a tree I'd probably try to kill you too.
This is the fawning of the age of deerquarius
Today's phrase is "myocardial infarction".
I wonder why you haven't been online recently... busy with university, perhaps. I hope you can find the time to talk soon so we can catch up. It's been too long.
I hate myself and I want to die.
ドキュン NYUZU ARERUTO
neet.nu is redirecting to some weird blog
more updates expected soon
>>916 I noticed that, I assumed it was the expected downtime, and for a placeholder maybe just encourage us to check out a friendly site - it has a link to neet.nu in its links section
what is the image board that is linked from neet.nu's front page? I can't remember the url and i always just go there from neety
My penishead has a couple scars on it where I chafed it with too much rough masturbation. Now I worry that anyone who sees it will think I have an STD. Not that this is likely to become a problem.
GRFAAAHFBAFL
>>918 that'll teach your penis to have such a soft head. next time grow a hard plate like a triceratops.
Golly, we're three quarters of the way to September 10,000th. Remember the 7000th? I know I do. Ah, good times.
>>918 I've got a scar on my penishead too, from a girl wearing a chunky metal ring
I could totally put linux+busybox+... on my phone. It's got a hardware keyboard and android 2.1 is crippled.
At last, I have accumulated the entire おでんぱ☆スタジオ discography. Now... my soul is free...
I'm going to start the next iteration of this thread, and I'm going to omit the full stop. And there's nothing you can do about it.
I'm... free! With new speakers I'm no longer strapped to my computer by a leash that is headphones!
>>926
I'm going to fuck you up, kid. I will make my own thread with a full stop. I will push it to 1000 faster than you and your crappy pals could ever hope.
>>926,928,929
oh god not this shit again
ドンドンパフパフ!
However you look at it it's just not the same, is it?
Haven't I suffered enough yet‽
( ゚ ヮ゚) add support for emergency excitement!
javascript:(function(){for(var i=0;i<10;i++){document.getElementById("snFlkDiv"+i).innerHTML+='( ˃ ヮ˂) ミトンが大好き!';}})();
I'm, like, such a nerd. Saw my brother playing a video game and I IMMEDIATELY recognised what console he was using. It was a PS3.
>>935 wow i hope no1 eats lunch with you at school anymore LOL!
My NERDY friends eat lunch with me. We talk about Netflix and make fun of the otaku freaks
Shift JIS characters are probably used more on here than on any actually Japanese website.
God why can't it be 2005 again
Behold my mighty grasp of internet subcultures.
My vast superiority over CoD kiddies and Gamer Girls!
Such character and intelligence is simply impossible in niches larger than mine.
早く死のう!
My cat is upset because I'm playing with my pokemon instead of her. What am I, her boyfriend?!
Satan's penis in your butthole
I'm upset that I don't have a cat to play with.
Well, in my professional opinion, I would have to say nameko, nameko, nurunuru tekateka, nameko, nameko, name nameko.
Love is my favourite placebo.
Looking at the recent posts I thought this was the BEYOND DQN thread
I was going to bump post without thinking but then I thought too much so now I'm posting here.