1 Name: (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ : 1993-09-7315 11:43 [No]
Haigh dokyuns it's a new thread!
601 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8637 02:38 [No]
This is a pein in my ass.
602 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8637 03:06 [No]
where is the youtube vid thread? i've got a great one...
603 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8637 04:49 [No]
i print everything except my signature; it's too hard to read my nigh illegible cussife.
604 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8637 04:52 [No]
>>603 tho even my signature is pretty horrible.
605 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8637 04:58 [No]
Remember, folks, change toothbrushes every 6 months, lest you get thrush!
606 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8638 04:09 [No]
Yesterday I finally pist in the toilet bowl instead of on it.
607 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8638 17:11 [No]
I invited all my family members to my new house for a family reunion. Nobody showed up, so I had a very lonely reune all by myself.
608 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8638 17:16 [No]
Want to freak people out? Go to some place like Vail or Breckenridge, take a lift to the top, strip off your snowsuit and skinude!
609 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8640 17:17 [No]
I wonder what siex feels like
610 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8640 21:20 [No]
611 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8640 22:42 [No]
My car's mot runs out next week and some fucker just smashed my left taillight!
612 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8641 04:15 [No]
Report to the castration chamber immediately as we have decided to depeen you.
613 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8641 13:52 [No]
>>612
Penectomy ≠ castration, silly.
614 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8644 19:15 [No]
thungness: the quality of flaccid penile length that cannot be contained by thong swimwear or underpants
615 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8644 20:30 [No]
I hit refresh captcha but the captcha it gave me wasn't very funny.
616 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8645 01:49 [No]
Look there, upon the kalement of the plant fortress.
617 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8645 13:22 [No]
fir is one of the best kinds of tree.
618 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8645 22:48 [No]
instead of just opening my fly, sometimes it's fun to pinude.
619 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8646 01:50 [No]
Help! The kappa is trying to steal my bunorb!
620 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8647 03:39 [No]
Imma fuck N'keesha and imma fuck Shadeen.
621 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8647 04:29 [No]
I like to try to detheme books. It makes reading them more enjoyable.
622 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8647 04:53 [No]
You don't have to be so kurt about it.
623 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8647 17:40 [No]
Remember the days when these only cost a quawter?
624 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8647 20:36 [No]
625 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8651 08:37 [No]
626 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8651 15:15 [No]
Oh you're going to that dragon party? Is it going to be laid-back or will it be more of a drave?
627 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8655 09:35 [No]
628 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8655 11:27 [No]
The "excellent proposition" turned out to be a mere ducetion.
629 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8656 02:32 [No]
His sword was sharp, his shield was polished, his mace was macely.
630 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8656 14:21 [No]
I have a thing for student-on-thaitcher.
631 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8671 23:46 [No]
"And then I climaxed, leaving both walls embellished with jizzment, haha!"
632 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8679 00:32 [No]
This is a late mole. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an exmole!
633 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8681 00:42 [No]
He was unfortunate enough to have invested a lot of money in Tanzanian rewabe
634 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8681 14:41 [No]
Sometimes I have nightmares about knocking up some girle. Having a kide before marriage really scares me.
635 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8683 04:50 [No]
My CAPTCHA is an actual English word. I don't know how that's possible,
636 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8683 19:04 [No]
637 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8702 09:29 [No]
638 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8710 08:39 [No]
I've got a few days of leave coming up from my job as an asteroid miner, I'm going to take a nice, long spacation.
639 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8712 16:03 [No]
[Readability][Verification] ITT you post right now [ASAP] a sentence involving your CAPTCHA [Fast][quick]
640 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8712 19:51 [No]
I've decided gluten is bad for me; now, sadly, bread is my weattness
641 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8715 04:22 [No]
WO CAO NI MA LAO WAI! china strong!
642 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8715 05:15 [No]
643 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8715 21:20 [No]
When I play Street Fighter is play gen
644 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8716 20:48 [No]
... I've got to ask you about the pen is mightier.
645 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8717 18:27 [No]
What's a safution? Can you eat it?
646 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8717 22:46 [No]
I accidentally tore my pants in half today. The one half is gone so now all I have is the one jean.
647 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8718 10:48 [No]
Uhh, if it's not too much trouble, could you please undick this loli?
648 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8718 12:13 [No]
Ok but only if i can continue embracing her; she's just too hawngable.
649 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8718 13:57 [No]
Chad and Mick? Last I saw they were jocking around in the weight room.
650 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8720 00:04 [No]
651 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8726 12:36 [No]
I tried to get into the Jethro Tull concert in 1971 but I was told I didn't have enough tullness
652 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8728 08:07 [No]
653 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8728 22:20 [No]
Lift your hand. Great! we're almost there. Now put it on the lid. No the lid. The lid. THE LID. The lid. The lid. The lid lid ldi dli dli dli dli dli dldi ldidl
654 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8729 04:45 [No]
Meester, I heeve good news: thee tumor is beneen.
655 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8729 19:44 [No]
Indeede!
656 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8732 05:24 [No]
I nod, unud, he/she/it nods.
657 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8739 17:36 [No]
>>656Sir,
u may
nud if you wish, but I
refose!
658 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8739 21:19 [No]
10 years since taze classic of song, Chocolate Rain.
659 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8740 05:49 [No]
*pow!*
660 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8749 20:15 [No]
The Great Barrier Reefe is rapidly decaying due to global warming.
661 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8749 21:26 [No]
662 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8780 05:09 [No]
i want some corn on dekob
663 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8831 19:13 [No]
This vertical honey came straight from the skaighive
664 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8832 01:04 [No]
These peas are good, but they're a little bit peamly
665 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8832 01:35 [No]
My cum is now a dried crust on the handkerchief and is exum.
666 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8832 03:41 [No]
and for my next gag...
667 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8832 04:47 [No]
Oh look at that cute pupe.
668 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8837 13:47 [No]
Hello, yes, this is Dungeon Pest Control, I'm here to help you deelf the premises.
669 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8837 13:49 [No]
Hello, yes, this is Popeye Pest Control, I'm here to help you deblute the premises.
670 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8837 15:51 [No]
Americans have been drifting farther apart for decades. This faration must be stopped!
671 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8888 23:53 [No]
672 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8936 22:12 [No]
I'm going to thrust my manhood infag.
673 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8940 02:06 [No]
the preview post function is really handy for making sure your post formats correctly
674 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8946 05:36 [No]
I don't know if we can win against the big lebowski but it certainly seems bowllable
675 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8946 05:49 [No]
I'm so nervous! I'm gonna reitch!
676 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8946 21:30 [No]
677 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8949 08:12 [No]
I'm gonna deothe impossible someday
678 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8950 10:12 [No]
679 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8950 14:33 [No]
Intredasting. Johnny, call the coroner over here immediately. We're gonna have to inspesp this body for the clues.
680 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8961 02:45 [No]
Yeah I'd fuck her! She was a total nilf
681 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8961 03:22 [No]
That's inufe! I'm sick and tired of all the bullshit
682 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8962 01:31 [No]
You believe in gode? How childish, I remark as I chuckle smugly.
683 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8962 08:10 [No]
684 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8962 16:44 [No]
I'll go to the gym today.
685 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8962 18:15 [No]
Shoegaze? It's alright, but I'm more into chingaze myself.
686 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8962 19:46 [No]
Oh crumbs, I just dropped my ice cream on the tulfment.
687 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8992 09:57 [No]
I'm gonna sug you right in your sughole
688 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8992 13:44 [No]
I have a fancy car but I don’t know how to spell it.
Today I’m going to the mechanic foporsh repairs.
689 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8992 13:57 [No]
I wish I knew what I was doing with my life.
690 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8992 17:09 [No]
You need to get over your sheinness.
691 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8993 07:40 [No]
>>689
which one is the captcha?
692 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8999 10:29 [No]
I ordered a PS4 but they sent me an exbone!
693 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8999 10:37 [No]
That's a shem >>692 I hope you kept the receipt!
694 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8999 13:13 [No]
695 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8999 17:32 [No]
step 2: flelbidge the wibgottle
696 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8999 18:08 [No]
My underwear is lodged firmly in my buttock crevasse; I urgently need to unwige
697 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9001 06:28 [No]
I'm not a midget, I'm a deworf!
698 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9002 13:25 [No]
One Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justetion for all.
699 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9002 14:36 [No]
the father, the son, and the hoyly spirit
700 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9004 01:16 [No]
This thread is terrible! I am saceing as we speak.