You assclown. You stupid fucking cunt.
Captcha: dewin which means "opposite of win".
I'm confused, does this thread love happy posting life?
You prat. You sod.
Captcha: deass which means fixing this disgraceful thread title.
You shit. You fuckhole.
Captcha: ungede which means this thread isn't gede anymore.
You nuck. (I don't know what this captcha means but it sounds somewhat offensive)
Of the ten threads on the front page, the only one with a full stop at the end is #13. Face it, thread titles usually aren't grammatically correct sentences, and there's no reason why this one should be.
ESpeoN/nSA
I don't think I'm supposed to still be enjoying this.
this is a new thread. let's use it cheerfully guys.
I thought I was on hellochannel for a second
I just noticed the DQN archives are down! Somebody help!
So many nights lately I've been so tired I collapse early, and now tonight I can't fucking sleep
>>13
I cannot comment on my tripcode or on any parts of it.
>>26
I think it's the fact that he appears to be being swarmed and devoured by his own music notes.
>>30
I was going to reply to that with a picture of some stollen, but I can't because my camera is broken and my phone is just a house brick with a SIM card taped to it. That's also why I haven't fulfilled the most recent demand.
The Games board is almost alive. Almost.
I've forgotten how to relax.
My captcha is cow and I'm feeling a bit melon colony that the disparate butterfly saga is over
>>34
Don't be sad, butterfly season is just beginning! Go outside on a sunny day, stalk some hedgerows and I'm sure you'll find some lovely butterflies of your own.
I wonder who http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1373197950/281 's waifu is.
I watched the mukashi mukashi from japan about the six little jizo with gifts of omochi.
suck my honky tonk cock
>>38
I'll give you a hint: she's strongly associated with butterflies and flowers, amongst other things.
http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-26747649
News from Elsweyr know how to keep my spirit up.
Who cares of the glass is half empty or full, get that fucking open container off of your desk.
hate became too critical, love became too cynical
slowly caress my PINGAS
It's hard trying to pretend you're something that you're not. It's even harder when you know you can never tell anyone the truth about yourself.
>>52 Just shave your neckbeard and wear frilly dresses already, nobody minds that you want to be the little girl.
I guess flowers and butterflies wasn't enough of a clue. A further hint: she's also strongly associated with death, and is, herself, dead.
>>54
Grim from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy? Whatever gives you a "boner" I guess.
I should have hooked up with the cute girl that lived in the apartment next door while I had the chance (I'm 90% sure I did, I just wasn't brave enough to make a move)
>>54
http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120605144226/sankarea/images/e/ea/Baabu.jpg
impeccable taste in waifus.
ノ:: :: :: :: ム_ }｀ ´ /_:: :: >､
ノ:: :: :: :: ::｀ヽ '／.: :: :: ::X
丿:: :: :: :: :: :: ::∧ /:: :: :: :: :: :: :ﾟ,
}:: ::: ::: ::: :: :: :: ::∧ /:: :: :: :: :: :: :: ::ﾟ,
{:: :: :X｀ ＜:: :: :: :: :ﾞ:: :: ::_:: ＞ｯ':: :: ::}
j:: ::>￣ ｀ ￣ ヽr'´ ｀＜::,ﾘ
ﾔ:::》, k ｀i:::7
r‐x:::f ＼┘∨ ／|＿|:7_
7 ﾟヽﾞi:! __XミX ／彡'ア'ﾑﾞ }
{ 勺 !! ｉ ｀ぇ､＼ , ._ ノ彡' ¬ ﾟ〈 ﾘ
ハ ヽ|| ＼ ,.≧7}ｲ≦┛ 丿ﾑﾉ/ rx
_ ∧ ミ ｀¨´x=<⌒ヽ丶─彡 ﾑ / ／.:::i::ﾄ､
X´r‐＼ └┐! f:.:.:x¬x:.:.i /「] /:: :: ,ﾘ::!::|
f:7:ﾑ:::::::::＼ ﾑ:! ￣丶 ノ`¨ ,ｲ¨´ ,./:: :: ::,ﾘ::ﾑ:!
{::|::ﾑ::::::::::::::: X_ ﾑ人 ＿＿＿ ﾑ| xく/:::::::::::,ﾘ::ﾑﾘ､
|::|::|:::::::::::::::::::::::X≧i ム ／ ＿ _ ヽ / !≦::::::/:::::::::::::::{::ﾑ//
|::|::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::{ i ＼ ￣¨ ／ . |::::::::::: :: :: :: :: ノ///
∨::V:::::::::::::::::::::::::::ｲ l ＼_＿___＿_/ / ﾄ､:::::::::::::::::::::/:///
V::∨::::::::::::::::／ ! 。 / ,ﾘ ｀＜::::::::: /:///
∨::V::::::::r'´ ﾟ, / 【:::::::/://⌒Y
〜〜〜〜〜○〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜
。
ﾟ These dokyuns will never guess who mai waifu is
,,..,,,,
./ ;' 3／⌒ヽ-、＿
／l ﾟ。|＿＿＿＿ ／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
>>55
No, and that pun was appalling.
>>56
And whose 死体 might that be?
>>57
A lovely song, but I don't think it's about my waifu.
>>60
Nope.
>>61
That's just silly.
I'm rather surprised no one's guessed her yet; she's fairly well known and I'm sure I've mentioned her in other threads (albeit not recently). For those of you still curious, I'll answer Twenty Questions-style yes/no questions about her.
>>62 Is she a mineral?
Shitai as in the nijiura maid but all the pics I can find on google are hotlinked from imgbrds and change to goatse if i link them
>>63 Oh wow, I haven't seen nijiura maids references in a long time. I was always into Yakui but now that I am older and more mature I can see the appeal of Shitai.
I rarely think about my middle name but it just dawned on me that it is, in fact, Andrew.
I have no middle name
I'm not sure whether the guy in that KanColle video is uncomfortable or perversely aroused.
"It's time to say goodbye... to mecha man."
Right after making my latest contribution to the shitty fucking poetry thread, Chrome spontaneously closed itself. Not sure if that's more hilarious or worrying.
I wonder if anyone ever made a Robin Hood porn parody with a character called "Friar Fuck".
Assemblage 23 seems like a weak Depeche Mode copy, but I've not really explored very far
I look forward to a long life of never using my major.
>>75
I use Firefox because of ABE and pentadactyl and it's unbeatable unless a webpage uses some stupid non-standard Javashit API call, then it doesn't do shit.
Also it runs like crap on OS X and consumes memory like a hobo would consume a meal if he was able to obtain it but I don't mind that very much.
Magical girls performing complexometric titrations.
Savour the aroma.
Call me Green.
>>74-76,79
"In general, if a Web page has more than three bits of entropy, different browsers will generate extravagantly unique mappings between the Web developer’s intentions and the schizophrenic beast palette that browsers use to paint the world. Thus, picking the “best browser” is like playing one of those horrid trust-building exercises where you decide which three of your five senses you would prefer to lose, and then your coworkers berate you for making different tradeoffs than they made, even though there is no partial ordering that relates scuba diving accidents in which you lose your ears and eyes, and industrial accidents in which you lose your nose and tongue. All options are bad options; it’s a world of lateral moves. Indeed, trying to pick the best browser is like trying to decide which of your worthless children should inherit the family business."
>>83
One could say something similar about operating systems, too.
Livin' la Vida Loca
>>84
You could say the same thing about deciding which of your worthless children should inherit the family business too.
Shizuma cross product Kaori.
>>86
You could also say that about trust-building exercises where you decide which three of your five senses you would prefer to lose.
It's been far too long since the last time I had ice cream.
The age of syobon!
I like you.
my penis hurts
He's the sort of man who eats his oatcakes and his butter separately.
Whenever you saw a Yu Gi Oh card that had 0 attack and 0 defense, you just knew they were part of something badass.
>>86
Wow, hold on there. Your worthless children is a result of shitty upbringing. In particular, you neglecting them as a parent in favour of your own business. Browsers is a result of shitty engineers and programmers fighting for a spotlight.
[Source: my own father spent my entire childhood trying to create his own business. My friend who is a great programmer had his code contributions declined for some questionable reasons.]
>>95
Programmers fighting for a spotlight makes me sad. I wish politics didn't invade every discipline.
I miss the super excited emoji. It kinda offset my long-lasting depression. This one just fills me with uneasy thoughts and sadness. I feel like a character in a cyberpunk novel, but the world is neither dark nor blindingly white.
Feelings related: http://youtu.be/dSVpcrIVOLk
It's inevitable.
It is one of those perfect days outside, when the sky is clear, the sun is shining and the temperature is about 10°C. But I can't bring myself to take a walk in a local park because of the amount of humans. And their noisy, annoying litter.
