Go ahead and dish; I promise it won't hurt their feelings.
This fat guy was lying on the pavement right in front of one of the bus stop benches. He was really really fat, wearing shorts, and focused on his iPhone. His legs were covered with bug bite scabs. Dude literally had more scab than skin on them legs.
Ew.
I saw a black woman with pink hair. She seemed really happy. I saw another black woman standing with her torso 90 degrees to her and her hands on her knees as support. She was just standing like that the whole time I was behind the red light waiting to go.
Some pear shaped woman is telling her kids to eat health food.
Hairy smelly hobo in a winter jacket in 90 degree weather outside the library marching back and forth ranting. "Fuck the Brookings Institute! Fuck the Cato Institute! Fuck the Brookings Institute! Fuck the Cato Institute!"
He seems upset.
An old woman in the middle of an intersection, with a grocery cart full of soda bottles, examining the pavement intently for a reason I could not determine, oblivious to the three directions of traffic she was blocking.
I have to get up around 3:30 am for my internship, and about three times now I've encounter a guy who walks his dog by driving around in his car, holding the dog's leash out window, with the dog running besides the car.
( ´_⊃｀) dog bless this country
Dude from >>5 is puttering around the library saying "Brilliant brain, micron technology, but he's dead now, he's dead. Yes, he's a billionaire." and variations on that.
A man with two of his friends standing on the corner talking about tagging signs, who then proceeded to mime an old woman(?) by pulling his shirt half-over his head like a shawl and hobbling around.
(*ﾟーﾟ) That's not very freakish.
(;ﾟ A ﾟ) I really just wanted to bump the thread!
I saw a skinny, old-looking man (meth victim?) walking around with a thing on his shoulder, looked like a boombox kind of thing, walking around right at the driveway entrance to a building off a busy road. Someone was trying to pull out onto the road and she seemed hesitant to move lest she hit the guy. He was looking awkward as hell but didn't seem to care, looked happy enough. Though it was probably just insanity.
>>11 I think I saw the same old man, riding a big adult-size tricycle with a basket down the middle of the street at a ridiculously slow pace. By my estimation there's about a 100% chance he's had his drivers' license revoked due to too many DUIs.
Big black guy on a park bench is field dressing his huge mutated inflamed puffy-ass foot by wrapping it in a nasty old scarf. His other foot looks to be about normal size. I hope he has a doctor take a look at that thing some time.
Myself, at 2 am, shirtless and in my underwear and having the shit clawed out of me by my cat who tried to run out when a police officer appeared at my door asking me if I've got any information about a group of "2 or 3 suspicious white males" who may be hiding near my apartment complex.
Some middle aged white woman in the city. She'd gone for one big fat dreadlock instead of a bunch of smaller ones.
I suppose that saves time...
Guy with a giant puke stain on his shirt browsing the investment books today.
I see a lot of blacks riding those handle-less Segway things. Eighty percent of the people I've seen with those are black
I walked into a convenience store that I rarely visit to use the restroom. When I began to make my exit, a young black man stood in front of me with his hand in his jacket, pretending to have a gun. He said, "don't make this difficult". It was at that time that I pulled out my own firearm and shot him eight times. I said, "stupid nigger" and continued to make my exit.
>>19
Mad
Fat nigger with no shoes carrying a big purple blanket across the street.
>>18 is actually a young black man who shot the guy leaving the store and then stole his belongings and his identity.
I took the bus some time ago. At the stop there was a woman playing some JRPG on her laptop with audio on. It seemed to play at 800x600 and she was above decent at it. Later she helped me with the coins and it turned out she was quite nice.
This couple next to me right now at the library is playing neopets together. They seem like they were made for each other.
Tall, heavy guy with a beard was walking out various patterns on the square-grid concrete outside a mall with a childlike smile on his fat face.
One overweight, unattractive woman grinding on another overweight, unattractive woman while standing in line at the Chik-Fil-A. The grinder was also softly whispering what sounded like rap lyrics to the grindee. After a few moments, she circled around and switched from grinding to humping. It was rather revolting.
A girl talked to me...why would you do that?
Or they were setting you up.
>>29 She wanted to see if you would pay $25 for quick oral sex.
An unwashed Indian man touching himself.
An old homeless man lecturing his brown paper bag of alcohol.
I parked my car and a large woman was standing out on her stairwell, smoking and talking loudly on the phone while watching me. As I was checking to see if my back bumper was sticking out too much, she laughed and shouted at me, "You know big SUVs come barrelling out of that driveway every morning, right? If you care about your back bumper, you probably shouldn't park there. Try that spot across the street, they never come out of their driveway."
I thanked her and moved my car. My bumper was saved.
Dude picked up a payphone and started an argument with it. He kept going, getting angrier and angrier until the cops drove him off.
Fat dork on the bus seat in front picked his nose, ate it and then got his dick out.
Skinny millennial dude with big plastic women's sunglasses and one of those Japanese animal knit hat things of a Hello Kitty Frog character with one eye replaced with a bold x that probably looks cute on kids and young girls waiting near the bus stop and power-vaping so hard he was coughing after every drag.
Wouldn't be surprised if the vape was fruit flavored.
Naked man sitting on the bed of a pickup truck on the shoulder of the 101 North being touched on the head and back by 2 firefighters.
A man staggering (or perhaps simply walking ungracefully?) around a snowy parking lot, shovel in hand. Every two or three minutes, he would pick up a shovelful of snow and deposit it to his right. This was never outside of the parking lot - he simply moved small amounts of snow from being in front of one car to being in front of another car.
Someone (didn't see who) tried to make a nest in the men's room handicapped stall by pulling all those toilet seat covers out and spreading them all over the floor. He used at least three of them to wipe his ass too.
Homeless crazy yelling about Naria at some little kids with concerned parents
Fat lady was playing a JRPG at the bus stop of a small French village on her netbook. The game was running at 4:3 but the screen was 16:9. She was kind to me when on the bus.
At the gas station this morning, a shady as hell-acting guy came up to me and started talking to me out of nowhere, but I could barely understand him. Then the gas station owner/proprietor guy came out and started yelling at him, saying he'd call the cops, etc. and he beat a fast retreat. I guess shady guy had been hanging around the station for a while bothering customers. Whether he was just drunk, or was looking for money or whatever, I never discovered.
Man yelling his distate of FUCKING CUNTS at 4am in low-key british suburb