[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#18]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#18] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8025 05:03 [No]

31 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8026 08:33 [No]

小学生は最高だぜ！！

32 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8026 11:51 [No]

eins zwei drei vier, bin endlich weg von dir, fünf sechs sieben acht, du hast jetzt keine Macht mehr über mich, verpiss dich!

33 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8026 14:13 [No]

je ne comprends pas.

34 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8026 14:47 [No]

>>25 if you are >>18 then I don't understand you and I don't think you understand yourself

if not, carry on

35 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8026 15:00 [No]

Google has absolutely no place to be moralistic about anything, because the search engine just invited me to "Find Your Special Woman from 100s Kyrgyzstan Brides." It's hard for me to imagine something more creepy than getting a mail-order bride.

36 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8026 15:26 [No]

>>35
Getting a dead mail-order bride because she was sent via Yodel?

37 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8026 15:49 [No]

>>23
There's an easy way to fix this: abandon windows.

38 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8026 16:36 [No]

>>35
Getting a mail-order bride that arrived in a box marked "some assembly required?"

39 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8026 16:39 [No]

I'm lonely.

40 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8026 18:09 [No]

>>35
Getting a mail-order bride where the packaging has a check box marked "HAS PENIS", and it's clearly been ticked and erased multiple times?

41 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8026 20:44 [No]

YOGUL YUM WITH MULTI-PARTS SO YOU DIE!

42 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8026 22:49 [No]

die

43 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8026 23:28 [No]

>It's hard for me to imagine something more creepy than getting a mail-order bride.

The Destruction of Daisy

44 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8027 02:02 [No]

I emailed RMS to ask what his favorite anime is, if his response is DQN quality I'll post it here within 24-48 hours.

45 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8027 02:04 [No]

While watching another Japanese Lesbian porn, the following texts appeared on the screen at random intervals in the video.
you ejaculate
bad-smelling penis
look
Move a penis?
Move a bad-smelling penis?

46 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8027 02:21 [No]

>>44
Larry Wall recommended Utena in a blog entry once.

47 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8027 02:50 [No]

penis is fun

48 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8027 03:29 [No]

oh god why the fuck is my brother talking about how much of an ebin raid group 4chan is

49 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8027 03:37 [No]

I bet girls call their masturbatin' hands Rocky Knuckles and his Five Sons

50 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8027 11:20 [No]

As much as I prefer to stay out of things, OS "wars" remind me of the Blub paradox: "what I'm using is good enough for me, and there surely can't be anything better; these things I keep being told are better are actually just different and/or weird." (Paul Graham's essay, Beating the Averages, introduces this concept in the context of programming languages).

Computers have a disproportionate return on investment. If you put a little time or effort into learning how to use these powerful tools a little bit more efficiently, you will be rewarded in a way that makes you wonder how you ever made do beforehand.
For some people, this will make them sound smug on the Internet. Don't use their personality defects as a reason to totally ignore the core of their message. Instead, be open to trying new things.

catcha: pube

51 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8027 11:59 [No]

I shall name my goregrind band "Meat Vagina and the Microtears".

52 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8027 12:15 [No]

>>50 I spent several years using Linux, and it still sucks. Bad hardware support, bad software support, shoddy software, and shoddy system design (the OSS/ALSA/JACK/PulseAudio clusterfuck in particular). It's not more stable, unless you use a distro that sticks to outdated tried-and-true versions of the software (that probably don't have features you want), and it's not really more secure, just more obscure (Heartbleed anyone)?
Windows is far from perfect but at least it's polished.

53 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8027 12:20 [No]

I still don't understand how my flatmate's girlfriend's hair ended up in my underwear.

54 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8027 12:48 [No]

>>52 I spent several years using GNU/Linux too, and it worked fine for me. But all I really do on my computer is browse the internet and watch anime and sometimes play emulators or old games which run in WINE.

Also Windows is far from polished, it's just that it hides the broken shit from you until a big pile of broken shit accumulates and then it all comes tumbling down and breaks for good.

55 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8027 13:06 [No]

>>53

She was rubbing it in her face and smelling it 'cause she thought it was his. Sorry.

56 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8027 13:40 [No]

clinton vs trump goes far beyond douche vs turd, it's more like a dick in the eye vs a knife in the ass

57 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8027 15:40 [No]

The question is not "are the socks dry" but rather "are the socks dry enough".

58 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8027 15:55 [No]

I came back after a few days to find my rice cooker crawling with maggots. I cleaned it out with bleach and hot water but I'm not sure if I should just throw it out and get a new one anyway. Every time I make congee using the secret DQN recipe I'll be mentally picturing the little things crawling all over my food.

59 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8027 16:41 [No]

Next time I have an argument on the internet (I know, who does that anymore?), I'm going to end the argument by admitting I'm wrong no matter what it is.

60 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8027 17:14 [No]

>>59
No you're not.

61 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8027 17:20 [No]

>>58 Maggots probably don't taste that bad. Just pretend you're a sailor in the days of wooden ships and appreciate them as extra protein.

62 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8027 18:01 [No]

>>52
It's not really worth getting into, but the fact you lumped JACK in with OSS (which has been dead for decades) and think that OpenSSL only runs on Linux shows you're just shitting out of your ass and regurgitating outdated FUD out of your ass also.

sage because DQN doesn't need this much individuality

63 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8027 18:19 [No]

Big Al's subs are a health hazard

64 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8027 19:22 [No]

>>58
Worry not, fellow DQN. If you did a proper job of cleaning it--and it sounds like you did--then it's no more likely to contain maggots or any traces thereof in the future than any other rice cooker, even one that you might purchase to replace it.

65 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8027 20:27 [No]

My dick must think its doing a really good job inseminating all these women. I just don't have the heart to tell him the truth.

66 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8027 20:33 [No]

>>59
Sometimes I don't like to recall arguments where I was obviously wrong because I know the moment I do, I'll be so ignorant to think I'm right again.

67 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8028 00:22 [No]

Who is better? Tim McGraw or Gavin DeGraw?

68 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8028 03:09 [No]

>>56
I honestly don't even give a fuck anymore. The President has a lot of power obviously, but not nearly as much as people seem to think - the permanent bureaucracy pretty much prevents any really crazy reform, good or bad, from happening out of Washington. The real problem is the appointment of future Supreme Court justices and the President's power to determine foreign policy.

The above also goes for all the dipshit dingbat asshole fucksticks we seem to elect to Congress. HURF BURF I'M GOING TO CLEAN UP WASHINGTON. Sure, buddy.

69 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8028 05:55 [No]

>>44 here
He just said "I don't know any Chinese cartoons". I forget that people outside the weebsphere don't use that joke.

70 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8028 07:01 [No]

>>69
Damn son, you blew it.

71 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8028 14:56 [No]

>>69
Did you really ask him what's his favorite chinese cartoon? I'm genuinely stumped.

72 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8028 15:25 [No]

>>71
The entire exchange went:

me:
subj: What is your favorite anime?
All the GNU/Linux fans and free software advocates I've met are into Chinese cartoons. What is your favorite? I bet you're a fan of Battle Programmer Shirase, right?

Stallman:
re: What is your favorite anime?
I don't know any Chinese cartoons.

73 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8028 21:09 [No]

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a finger pressing refresh on an angry blogpost – forever.

74 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8028 21:11 [No]

i III VI IV
I like this progression so much.

75 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8028 22:11 [No]

>>72
Did you at least explain to him it was a joke?

76 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8028 23:29 [No]

>>72
I doubt there are any anime or chinese cartoons released under copyleft/libre document licenses.

77 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8029 06:08 [No]

Holy shit this internet connection is slow. It literally took ten minutes to load the DQN front page. I don't know if this post will ever even get through.

78 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8029 07:43 [No]

I wonder when >>77 will arrive. This is the first time I have seen a post in transit for so long.

79 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8029 11:28 [No]

All supporters of encryption are in truth closeted, but well-networked, homosexuals, who fear islamist takeover and wahhabist implementation of Sharia.

80 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8029 12:12 [No]

imitation crab meat

81 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8029 14:02 [No]

the unbearable lightness of being john malkovich

82 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8029 17:54 [No]

Why the hell am I the one who has to ask for hot tea? It should be you tasteless plebeians who want cold brown sugar water who should have to specify "iced tea". And in a Chinese restaurant, no less.

83 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8029 18:18 [No]

>>82
exit Alabama

84 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8029 18:30 [No]

I sure do love lemon sorbet.

85 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8029 19:12 [No]

This haircut ' s probably not gonna be very good.

86 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8029 19:53 [No]

>>85
Just tell the barber to fuck your shit up, and then if you pay him enough you can gain access to a secret haircut of DQN quality.

87 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8029 20:16 [No]

＞＞８６
too late.
now I look like a Slav.

88 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8029 20:53 [No]

What's one cow queef between friends?

89 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8029 21:18 [No]

I feel sorry for everyone that doesn't speak any language other than English.

90 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8029 21:40 [No]

>>89
Wenn man Deutsch sprechen kann, ist das gut?

91 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8029 21:43 [No]

Pokemon sind im Pokeball.
Ich sitze auf dem stuhl.

92 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8029 23:40 [No]

The latest talk on the SaoVQ thread makes me think of this again.
http://www.c64.com/games/2084

93 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8030 00:30 [No]

I remember using emulators and ROMs back in 1999, so I could play video games that never were in English.

What I learned was that most games that don't get translated into English were awful. People do us a favor not selling them here.

So, >>89 that lowered my motivation to learn other languages.

94 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8030 01:26 [No]

>>93 a lot of games that did get translated into English were awful, too.

95 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8030 03:48 [No]

Well there goes $15k this year.

96 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8030 04:28 [No]

I bet I can't do that again.

97 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8030 15:47 [No]

And yet it downloads.

98 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8030 18:11 [No]

Sometimes I go through the list of youtube videos I liked and laugh at them like it's 2006 again. While perusing the list, I find some that have been deleted or made private. I can't help but wonder what those videos were.

99 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8030 18:48 [No]

Mein Deutsch ist Pfeffernusse, aber meinen Arsch ein Wurst vertrieber ist.
Oder etwas.

100 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8030 19:00 [No]

Megu-nee did nothing wrong.

101 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8030 19:31 [No]

Going by the *bert naming convention, Dilbert should be a dil, not a human.

102 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8030 19:41 [No]

>>101
But his mom is Dilmom nor Mombert

103 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8030 20:02 [No]

Papa Smurf can I lick your ass

104 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8030 22:03 [No]

lately my time spent masturbating : time spent able to think clearly due to having just masturbated ratio is really sinking

105 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8030 22:09 [No]

The MasturDater

106 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8030 22:24 [No]

>>58
It's fine. I've had maggots infestation problems in the past which led to my unfortunate ingestion of 'em with my bread.
There were no perceivable side effects and I'm (sadly) still here, eh?
And so is Bear Grylls!

107 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8030 22:31 [No]

>>106
Casu Marzu anyone?

108 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8031 00:27 [No]

Am I the Beavis to your Butt-head?

109 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8031 01:27 [No]

maybe i'll dig some burmese tiger traps incase this fucking cunt decides to spend all night tomorrow night too puttering up and down the street on his goddamn tenspeed jewbox

110 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8031 07:49 [No]

Oh nugget man, oh nugget man, headin' on down to that ol' promised land...

111 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8031 07:50 [No]

After seven gruelling weeks, I'm finally returning home from Eastern Europe. Just twelve hours of travel by five different modes of transport and I'll be back!

112 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8031 10:02 [No]

>>111 I trust the local wildlife weren't too much of a problem?

113 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8031 10:02 [No]

>>58,106
BUT WHAT IS THE RECIPE

114 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8031 10:31 [No]

This just-add-water black bean soup looks kind of like diarrhoea dump in a cup but it tastes pretty damn good.

115 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8031 11:52 [No]

The spiders and I have reached a mutual nonaggression agreement, but my cat is bound by no such treaty.

116 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8031 13:09 [No]

Get out of my shower, nasty ballsack-abdomen spider.

117 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8031 18:12 [No]

Tik tiki tiki desu ka?

118 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8031 18:22 [No]

>>117
Whoa, sugoi desu ne!

119 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8031 19:31 [No]

Wow, I didn't know gaijin could post on 2ch. I thought it had a non JP Ip block like Futaba.

120 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8031 19:45 [No]

>>119
Doesn't it? Unless they've lifted it.
Unlikely.

121 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8031 20:01 [No]

blax

122 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8031 20:17 [No]

puffy cereal is the worst shit ever, after two bites it feels like I've been gargling acid

123 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8031 20:36 [No]

>>120
wew
turns out it was just the english board.
anyhow it's fun to watch japs argue about how Japan did nothing wrong during WW2 in broken english.

124 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8031 22:37 [No]

>>123
They have two boards you can post on, the English and the all foreigners board. The only thing you will ever find there are NIDA shitposts.

125 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8031 23:34 [No]

Hello, my name is Dingus Poophammer.

126 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8031 23:35 [No]

>>125
Hi

127 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8032 00:10 [No]

I think I would know if I was peeing my pants right now.

128 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8032 01:21 [No]

PUT THE SHIT ON THE SHIT SO YOU CAN GET THAT SHIT

129 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8032 01:58 [No]

Gay in Space

130 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8032 09:01 [No]

>>112
The problem was that there wasn't enough wildlife! I spent the entire time in one major city or another, and saw barely a single butterfly. Very disappointing.

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