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You enter the elevator and press the button for floor 200, the top floor.
"ACCESS DENIED," the elevator says in a friendly but robotic voice. It seems you don't have access privileges to go to that floor. You settle for floor 180, the highest floor for which you have permissions.

As the elevator rises from 1 to 180, you take the opportunity to slip your hand down your businesspants and give yourself some self-pleasure. Mmm. Just as you orgasm, images of your murdered husband start flashing through your head. You burst into tears and fall to the floor on one knee. "What horrible monster have I become?!" you scream to yourself, tearing at your hair.

"DING," says the elevator, matter-of-factly. The doors slide open and you see your boss standing with his hands on his hips.

"About time you got here!" he says angrily. "Well, don't just kneel there, we've got an important meeting to start!"

Exits are east, up or down.