he doesn't even have to taunt
he gomez
high-explosive gomez
high-explosive gomez was once fired out of a canon as part of gomez ironsides' desperate last-ditch defense
they'd exhausted their supply of cannonballs and gunpowder after a weeks-long siege
iron gomez took to the walls and had racked up quite the kill count
but the enemy's numbers seemed endless
until me gomez had the idea to use high-explosive gomez as cannon ammunition
he soared out of the barrel, over the ramparts, straight into the enemy camp
once there, he exploded with the force of one thousand suns
the force of the explosion vaporized the enemy to a man
as well as their tents, and all the nearby vegetation and water and sterilizing the soil within a radius of 700 kilometers
that area is now called 'the gobi desert'
it used to be called the gomez desert, but phonetic drift over the millennia ended in its current name
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socotion gomez is kind of a dick, and there are no legends about him
at least surviving ones
it's not a name you'll hear in the official histories
it was stricken from the records long ago, his entire extended family and anyone who claimed to have ever laid eyes on him were burned at the stake
eventually, the name socotion gomez was erased from the common memory
the only surviving legend of socotion gomez
is that he used to steal gets on messageboards, by writing simply
"im gay"
Can you imagine such an underwhelming get on such a momentous occasion? No wonder he was erased from the histories. What kind of asshole does that?
uwaaaa
ass
pushes glasses up nose well, actually, in the original JAPANESE he says "over eight-thousand" so really we should have had this celebration 1000 days ago.
May your heart be as light and free as a butterfly.
ass
ass
I don't care how it happened.
Punctual Gomez!
it was stricken from the records long ago, his entire extended family and anyone who claimed to have ever laid eyes on him were burned at the stake
eventually, the name socotion gomez was erased from the common memory
the only surviving legend of socotion gomez
is that he used to steal gets on messageboards, by writing simply
dqn is a mess
FUG-BENIS
the life on the edge gone up in a puff of smoke gomez
K@SOLIXERK@` QORRI`
it was stricken from the records long ago, his entire extended family and anyone who claimed to have ever laid eyes on him were burned at the stake
eventually, the name socotion gomez was erased from the common memory
the only surviving legend of socotion gomez
is that he used to steal gets on messageboards, by writing simply
infernal ass
the gone-in-a-flash-without-a-word gomez
it was stricken from the records long ago, his entire extended family and anyone who claimed to have ever laid eyes on him were burned at the stake
eventually, the name socotion gomez was erased from the common memory
the only surviving legend of socotion gomez
is that he used to steal gets on messageboards, by writing simply
it was stricken from the records long ago, his entire extended family and anyone who claimed to have ever laid eyes on him were burned at the stake
eventually, the name socotion gomez was erased from the common memory
the only surviving legend of socotion gomez
is that he used to steal gets on messageboards, by writing simply
it was stricken from the records long ago, his entire extended family and anyone who claimed to have ever laid eyes on him were burned at the stake
eventually, the name socotion gomez was erased from the common memory
the only surviving legend of socotion gomez
is that he used to steal gets on messageboards, by writing simply
it was stricken from the records long ago, his entire extended family and anyone who claimed to have ever laid eyes on him were burned at the stake
eventually, the name socotion gomez was erased from the common memory
the only surviving legend of socotion gomez
is that he used to steal gets on messageboards, by writing simply
"im gay"
>>907
I question the fact that the third verse is identical to the chorus in both. Ms. Likes To Make Song Threads may be past her prime as a songwriter.
There are so many good songs and we did it ! !! >>901 on 9001 wasshoi!
>>908
The third hic verse may have the same lyrics as the chorus, but hic the music is like totally hic DIFFERENT man! Now can you get me another hic drink?
Both songs are meant to be played at the same time, on in each headphone, and generic prog-rock drums in the third.
This all was a bit underwhelming
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(@ίΝί)c@Keep posting! Post more!
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DISASTER
>>917
They cancel out. Instead of increasing or decreasing the amount you post, you post at the same rate as you did before.
accursed Gomez
This summer's horror event
Evil Gomez
GRAND LORD OF FUNK Gomez
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Important news, fellow assficionados.
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