Lets write an academic paper [Research] (82)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9172 01:03

Lets write a DQN Quality paper.

>>7 Title
>>16 Subtitle
>>11-15 Authors
>>6 Institution
>>2 Publishing journal
>>3-5 Indexing keywords
>>8-10 Abstract
>>17-23 Introduction
>>24-30,31-40,41-50 Body paragraphs
>>50-55 Figures, equations, etc.
>>55-60 Concluding paragraph
>>60-65 Refrences

2 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9172 01:58

Modern Aviation and Sexology Daily

3 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9172 04:38

Compressible flow, Von Kármán nose cone, Tarragon, Cowper's gland

4 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9172 08:07

Benis

5 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9172 08:41

Japan, Parahistory, Censorship

6 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9172 12:43

Saitama Institute of Technology

7 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9172 19:48

The Effects of Astronomical Bodies on Imouto's Local Solutions to Rankine–Hugoniot Equations.

8 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9173 08:41

We herein present a proof of the existence and smoothness of the Navier-Stokes equations via a new method of manipulating Calabi-Yau manifolds, which in turn leads us to a disproof by contradiction of the Collatz conjecture; four separate, independent proofs of the Jacobian conjecture; a complete decipherment of Linear A; a method of determining whether or not a book is worth reading based on its cover alone; and an entire new field of mathematics which we hereby name "Weird Calculus".

9 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9175 01:19

We completely and utterly fail to present any convincing arguments, but at least there's some nice text art.

10 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9175 10:29

We make no attempt to clarify anything in the field. Astute readers may notice the complete lack of content and coherence in this paper.

11 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9175 11:16

Punctual Gomez

12 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9175 11:16

Punctual Gomez

13 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9175 11:24

Tiddles the cat

14 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9175 12:59

Paul Erdős

15 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9175 14:06

Punctual Gomez

16 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9175 15:08

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17 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9175 15:57

GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!

18 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9175 16:30

Your feeble minds may not want to confront the truths offered in this paper. You may instinctively consider it "bullshit," "racist," or even ""incoherent gibberish."" But we urge you to keep an open mind. The secrets contained in this paper have the potential to recalibrate your life, if not all of post-industrial society.

19 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9175 18:42

The first section (pages 4 through 309) details the efforts undertaken in order to achieve a high score in the popular video game for the PlayStation games console, Pepsiman.

20 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9176 07:01

The second is aimed at answering a question that has plagued physicists for decades: how come He-man don't want me, man?

21 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9176 08:52

There are also 19 scat jokes hidden on every page, try to find them all!

22 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9176 10:50

If you get bored, the back pages (appendix 3) contains a word search, dot-to-dot, and a completely accurate tax return to fill in

23 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9176 11:39

Please direct any questions, comments, or complaints to:
Aima Bigge Phatbutte, Esq.
420 Blazing Dr.
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungayourmomeatsshitforbreakfasthoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu, New Zealand

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