Lets write an academic paper [Research] (82)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9172 01:03

Lets write a DQN Quality paper.

>>7 Title
>>16 Subtitle
>>11-15 Authors
>>6 Institution
>>2 Publishing journal
>>3-5 Indexing keywords
>>8-10 Abstract
>>17-23 Introduction
>>24-30,31-40,41-50 Body paragraphs
>>50-55 Figures, equations, etc.
>>55-60 Concluding paragraph
>>60-65 Refrences

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9296 02:30

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9297 00:38

Just as No. 3 port gun was being elevated, someone cried out, 'I see something that looks like a white flag'; and true enough there was something flying on the steamer that would have been white by application of soap and water. As she neared us, we looked in vain for the face of a white man. When they discovered that we would not fire on them, there was a rush of contrabands out on her deck, some dancing, some singing, whistling, jumping; and others stood looking towards Fort Sumter, and muttering all sorts of maledictions against it, and 'de heart of de Souf,' generally. As the steamer came near, and under the stern of the Onward, one of the Colored men stepped forward, and taking off his hat, shouted, 'Good morning, sir! I've brought you some of the old United States guns, sir!'

That man's name? Albert Einstein.

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9325 16:28

In other news, an international committee has issued a statement
condemning the research of DQN University as ``unethical'',
``unscientific'' and ``horrifying''. The United Nat...
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59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 01:21

I really like stuffing my mouth full of dirt. Soil. Cold and damp. Squeeze my cheeks against the coarse grains. Swish it around in my mouth a bit. Spit it back out. Rinse my mouth out with a pina colada and pinch my nipples. I do this every Friday, in the forest. The best time is when it has rained about three days before. Otherwise the soil is too dry or moist.

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 04:28

In the dark early hours of Christmas day, King stands outside in the snow, watching through a window as children in an orphanage building celebrate Christmas with an orphanage worker. Shamed by his loss in the tournament, King shakes his head and walks away, leaving behind a pile of presents for the children. The children King had been watching then run from the building, and run over to greet him. As the children jump joyously around him, King raises his head in happiness

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9326 04:28

** WORKS CITED **

My Mom, Wikipedia, Jesus

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9327 01:01

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9327 04:43

www.timecube.com

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9327 05:26

Nolan, J. F.; Stillwell, T. J.; Sands Jr, J. P. (1990). "Acute management of the zipper-entrapped penis". The Journal of Emergency Medicine. 8 (3): 305–307

Busch, D. B.; Starling, J. R. (1986). "Rectal foreign bodies: case reports and a comprehensive review of the world's literature". Surgery. 100 (3): 512–519. PMID 3738771.

Fesmire, F. (1988). "Termination of intractable hiccups with digital rectal massage". Annals of Emergency Medicine. 17 (8): 872.

Lewis, M. S.; Snyder, P. J.; Pietrzak, R. H.; Darby, D.; Feldman, R. A.; Maruff, P. (2011). "The effect of acute increase in urge to void on cognitive function in healthy adults". Neurourology and Urodynamics. 30 (1): 183–187.

Akira Horiuchi and Yoshiko Nakayama, "Colonoscopy in the Sitting Position: Lessons Learned From Self-Colonoscopy by Using a Small-Caliber, Variable-Stiffness Colonoscope," Gastrointestinal Endoscopy, vol. 63, No. 1, 2006, pp. 119-20.

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9327 08:25

978-15914370-1

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9327 09:19

The end.

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9327 13:02

>>66
Stop writing you idiot, the paper's over!

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9327 14:05

>>65
Is this an ISBN? I can't find anything when I search for it.

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9327 18:01

>>1 That's not how you spell "references"

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9328 14:43

We've made a great contibution to science here gentlemen.

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:CB84BFCDC418E73BA2BE8006F9B663895ACEF7CE&dn=DQN.pdf&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce

(Tell me if the torrent isn't working)

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9328 15:04

>>70
Beautiful

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9329 12:31

>>70
What a stunning work of absolute genius. Definitely gonna plagiarise this for my doctorate.

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9329 13:38

Can't I just have a regular download?

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9329 18:12

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9330 04:50

Whoops, looks like somebody else already made a tanasinn article with a period in it. I'll try to merge them.

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9332 08:50

Just submitted the paper to http://vixra.org/ i@EΝEji@EΝEji@EΝEj!!!

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9332 13:29

>>77
I gave it its first unique IP download!

The PDF is just according to o-migoto, >>70.

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9332 13:57

>>79 it's already been taken down, the utter Philistines

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9332 14:59

>>80
The link still works for me!
http://vixra.org/abs/1903.0348

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9333 00:23

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