There's one thing that I want to ask you.
Please remember #1, who disappeared after building the crap thread,
even on occasion.
Single light-tube match https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSrH4TuKq1I
Incredibly bad wrestler. Couldn't" sell "well in the ring. His hyperactive gimmick was embarrassing. Skills on the microphone: none. And politically an unbearable person pulling out homophobic comments, that goes too far. There are limits! Apart from that, he would probably only have received a maximum of one point. One point also because I don't want to put him on the same level as a murderer. No RIP from me . Not for a homophobe.
I'm giving him a zero only because negative numbers aren't a possibility. Despite whatever wrestling talent he may have had, he murdered his child and Nancy Sullivan (I refuse to associate Nancy with his last name. He doesn 't deserve the honor of being associated with her, and she doesn't deserve to be degraded in that manner). I have a very good friend that was in the Army of Darkness with her when she was the Fallen Angel, and he always tells me what a fantastic person she was. Plus, what kind of an animal could murder his own child? So for those reasons, Benoit will always be a loser to me, and deserve the lowest possible rating.
5 February - Chris plans to use a taser to stun his magic stones to attempt to activate the Dimensional Merge.
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Around the same time, Elizabeth Warren tweeted, “Casino-like swings in stock prices of GameStop reflect wild levels of speculation that don’t help GameStop’s workers or customers and could lead to market instability,” and shared a letter she’d written to the SEC, calling on the regulator to investigate potential market manipulation by the hedge funds that had shorted GameStop, along with any (hypothetical) Reddit users who knowingly misled retail investors in order to pump up the stock.
This won the senator more than 7,000 vitriolic quote tweets and comments from leftists who’d apparently convinced themselves that defending speculators from regulatory scrutiny was a core socialist objective, so long as the speculators in question referred to chicken tenders as “tendies.”
Harris Michael Brewis (born 19 September 1992), better known as Harris Bomberguy or Hbomberguy for short, is an English YouTuber, Twitch streamer, and political figure.
【Japanese slangs for "LOL" 】
Level1
笑/笑笑/(笑) = わら (Laugh in Japanese)
Level2
wwwww = from the first letter of wara
Level3:
草 = くさ
(Grass in Japanese cuz www looks like it)
Level4:
大草原 = だいそうげん
(Great grassland, next level of kusa)
Level5: 大森林 = だいしんりん
(Great jungle, legit next level of lmfao)
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Going to look for a job today. I feel good. Hopefully the Nigerian Air Force will hire me since I have had fast food experience.
-resume [✔]
-bus and lunch fare [✔]
-clean shaven [✔]
-my lucky milky holmes shirt on [✔]
-iPhone 4 to browse /jp/ and Formspring on the bus [✔]
-backpack full of snacks and Halloween candy [✔]
Wish me luck!
Sorry, we could not calculate biking directions from "Your location" to "Topkapi Palace Museum, Cankurtaran, 34122 Fatih/İstanbul, Turkey"
William Shakespeare even used the term “cracker” (spelled “craker”) in the play “King John,” writing: “What craker is this same that deafs our ears / With this abundance of superfluous breath?”
In a statement emailed to VICE News, Beverly Hills PD said that “the playing of music while accepting a complaint or answering questions is not a procedure that has been recommended by Beverly Hills Police command staff,” and that the videos of Fair were “currently under review.”
Ignatius was one of the earliest ecclesiastical writers to have given credence, though apparently without good reason, to the legend that Ignatius was the child whom Jesus took up in His arms, as described in Mark 9:35. [41]
The following information from the old version of this guide is no longer applicable to Windows 10. I'm going to leave it up for any fools who still might be stuck on Windows 7. If that applies to you, I hate to throw shade, but IT/cybersec is my day job and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ please bite the bullet and upgrade to 10. The vulnerabilities for orphaned Win7 machines on the open internet just keep piling on
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Touhou's kappa are mostly intended as a Homage to the satirical novel Kappa, but the end result is weirdly similar to Jewish stereotypes. They're portrayed as dishonest businessmen who live as an enclave among the more powerful tengu, and have acute engineering skills but are quick to complain and bad at working in groups. Due to their traditionally monstrous traits being toned down, they're also short and trade in their usual beaks and head-bowls for distinctive caps.
>>871
My computer literally cannot even run windows 10. Fuck that dude. Who cares about vulnerabilities? I'm just browsing textboards.
I thought this was the current thoughts thread, then realized it wasn't, but I hit reply anyway.
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（ヽlﾘ ﾟヮﾟ）） United forever in friendship and labour,
ヽ 〈ｙ〉/ Our mighty republics will ever endure.
/＿|_＿ゝ The Great Soviet Union will live through the ages.
(___ﾉ､__) The dream of a people their fortress secure.
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（ヽlﾘ ﾟヮﾟ）） Through days dark and stormy where Great Lenin lead us
ヽ 〈ｙ〉/ Our eyes saw the bright sun of freedom above
/＿|_＿ゝ And Stalin our leader with faith in the people,
(___ﾉ､__) Inspired us to build up the land that we love.
>>874
I also work in cybersec. my gaming machine is on win7 because why the fuck should I care about security vulnerabilities when all i use it for is to play 2000s doujin games and visual novels? I use mac/linux everywhere else so it's especially annoying to see this sort of herd behaviour
nice share >>871 i've wanted to complain about this attitude for a while
We’ve removed 90% of all large fish from the oceans. Just 10% to go.
Sidney Poitier was cast as Simon of Cyrene in The Greatest Story Ever Told that was directed by George Stevens and released in 1965. That Simon was black can be considered believable due to the fact that the Synoptic gospels write of an outsider from North Africa who assists Jesus on the Via Dolorosa.[18] On the other hand, the contemporaneous King of Kings has had a black soldier in the scene of Jesus’ flagellation.
By definition, a real gargoyle has a function—to throw rainwater away from a building. The word gargoyle is from the Greek gargarizein meaning to "wash the throat." The word "gargle" comes from the same Greek derivation—so think of yourself as a gargoyle when you swish your mouth, gurgling and gargling with your mouthwash.
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The Reverend Buckland was an Oxfordian giant of geology and he and Anning often worked closely together, particularly on coprolites.
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Epiphanius claims that the Borborites were inspired by Sethianism and that elements of sexual sacramentalism formed an important role in their rituals. He asserts that the Borborites engaged in a version of the eucharist in which they would smear their hands with menstrual blood and semen and consume them as the blood and body of Christ respectively.[9] He also alleges that, whenever one of the women in their church was experiencing her monthly period, they would take her menstrual blood and everyone in the church would eat it as part of a sacred ritual.[10] The Borborites were also said to extract fetuses from pregnant women and consume them, particularly if the women accidentally became pregnant during related sexual rituals.
Epiphanius claimed to have some first-hand knowledge of the sect, and to have run away from certain Gnostic women who reproached him thus:
Maybe I just buy keks more frequently as my arse gets bigger.
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The gamer is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, racist, sexist, homophobic, transohobic, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a gamer and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
onna doushi toka arienai desho to iiharu onnanoko wo hyakunichikan de tetteiteki ni otosu yuri no ohanashi
>>894 dammit sharpnel just start doing regular live sets again* so I can rave to trashy anikurage IRL. I never got to attend one when you still did them...
*of course, only once it's safe to do so and travel is unrestricted and I have enough money to fly over and
After Cecil's great childhood friend and the friend's beautiful sister show up in Africa, and after a series of melodramatic self-sacrifices by Cecil and by the young girl Cigarette, a "child of the Army" who sacrifices her life saving Cecil from a firing squad, the main conflicts are resolved and the surviving characters return to England to fortune, title, and love.
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Manga version of the bible where Jesus ahegaos when they put the nails in
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I'm Sonny Liston, I'm Jack Dempsey, there's no one like—I'm from their cloth. There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart, I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah.
You have no penis, you have no testicles, you have no sperm. You are a heterosexual woman twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature.
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Supercentenarians and the oldest-old are concentrated into regions with no birth certificates and short lifespans
It was night. Yui and Ritsu were asleep. They were thinking about their latest heist, a rare t-rex. They'll be rich! They were set for life.
Suddenly, they heard a loud crash. Yui slowly opened her eyes, but was met by none other than Grimlock, dinobot leader. "YOU STEAL ME GRIMLOCK. ME GRIMLOCK SHOW YOU WHAT HAPPENS TO THIEVES". Then suddenly, Yui felt herself get picked up by the colossus of a robot, banging her frail arms against the mighty dinosaur robot's fist. But it was all in vain. Grimlock's massive mecha wiener ripped right through Yui's pajamas. "Aaaaah! Ritsu-sama! Help me!" she yelled. But Ritsu stayed asleep. Yui could feel her hemen rip, along with her vagina! Grimlock's dinodick was ripping her in half! "Aaaaaah! No! I have so much to live for, y-you baka!" This only angered Grimlock. "ME GRIMLOCK NO BAKA, ME KING" He thrust her harded onto his fantastic phallus! Yui could feel her body tear in half, yet somehow, she was still aroused! What was left of her vagina began to cum! Grimlock felt this, and realized something. His body was ready. He came so hard, it sent Yui's head flying! Grimlock then flew off, not giving a fuck about his cadaver-covered cock. Yui's head landed on Ritsu, finally waking her up. She shrieked in horror, throwing the head across the room. Ritsu was terrified, pissing and shitting all over her bed and her pajamas. But then, Ritsu, saw a dark figure climb through the window. It was David Bowie.
"You remind me of the babe." he said.
"W-what babe?"
"The babe with the power."
"What power?"
"The power of voodoo."
"Who do?"
"You do."
"Do what?"
"Remind me of the babe."
And then he skullfucked her.
-FIN-
2014, William Fredrick Cooper, Unbreakable: A Novel, page 149: “What's the matter?” she asked with evident fuckstration in her voice.
“I can't do this. I can't have sex with you.”
Serena rose from her position in passion and stormed around the living room in her naked beauty. “Why in the hell not?”
“Sorry kid, we need your pigeons”
Whoever plays backgammon it is as if he puts his hand in the pork and pig's blood.
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A sloth risks its life every time it poops. Watch the harrowing act for yourself.
During the battle with the Rakshasi Lady Iron Fan, Monkey transforms into an insect and enters her stomach. He forces her to give him the magic fan that he needs to quell the heavenly fire of the Flaming Mountain blocking their path to India. However, while he is in her stomach he becomes aroused with passion. This becomes a chink in Monkey's emotional and spiritual armor as he is otherwise without weakness.
one of the main genres of Ancient Irish epics is entirely about violent cattle rustling
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The presence of Jesus the Nazarene in boiling excrement is one of the references to Jesus in the Talmud.[2] Onkelos raises up Yeshu by necromancy,[3] and asks him about his punishment in Gehinnom.[4][5] Jesus replies that he is in "boiling excrement."[6]
According to a panel of five-to-eight-year-olds assembled by the Honolulu Star-Bulletin in 1999, Bulbasaur was one of the children's "three favorite Pokémon".[48] One boy in a study by Dafna Lemish and Linda Renee-Bloch identified with Bulbasaur's attributes of being "strong and also cute". Lemish and Renee-Bloch feel that the importance of cuteness is an example of the "appropriation of Japanese values" in an Israeli context, and note that boys' desire for strength has been correlated with "a desire for social interaction".[49]
Bulbasaur was among the eleven Pokémon chosen as Japan's mascots in the 2014 FIFA World Cup.[50]
In a Reddit survey with more than 52,000 people voted for their favorite Pokémon, Bulbasaur was the 4th most favorited Pokemon.[51]
In an official poll hosted by Google and The Pokemon Company for 2020 Pokemon Day where people could vote for Pokemon from each region, Bulbasaur was voted as the #13 most popular Pokemon overall and the #3 most popular in Kanto region.[52]
a world where most vehicles are replaced with Molcars, Nekobus-like guinea pigs that have daily adventures
Israeli Nukes, Pilpul, "Six Million Jews" in newspapers before Hitler, USS Liberty, Protocols of Zion, Kroll Inc, Larry Silverstein, פרוטוקולי ציון, קרול אינק, לארי סילברסטיין, Dancing Israelis, metzitzah b'peh, Herpes from circumcision, Eric Clopper Harvard, Bible: circumcision is for "Jews and slaves of Jews", 20,000 nerves in foreskin, Circumcision related brain damage, תנ"ך: ברית מילה מיועדת ל"יהודים ועבדי יהודים ", 20,000 עצבים בעורלה, נזק מוחי הקשור בברית המילהGoyim, Kapparot, Tikkun Olam, Tay-Sachs, Jews in pornography, Greg Lansky, Shiksa, Loxism,Shabbos Goy, New Haven Jewish slave markets, 70% of Jews vs 1% of whites owned slaves, 109 countries, Bolshevik Revolution, שוקי העבדים היהודים בניו הייבן, ישראל שחור עברי, 70% מהיהודים לעומת 1% מהלבנים היו עבדים, 109 מדינות, המהפכה הבולשביקית Samson Option, Wooden Doors, Martin H. Glynn, Dean Irebodd, Kevin MacDonald, David Cole, Anne Frank died of Typhus, Nazi Masturbation Machines, Magnus Hirschfeld, Frankfurt School, Barbara L. Spectre, אפשטיין לא הרג את עצמו, משפחת סאקלר, משפחת ששון, יוליוס ואתל רוזנברג, ברני מיידוף, סיר ההמסה: מאת ישראל זנגוויל, שיר על פסל החירות מאת אמה לזרוס, אני לא לבן אני יהודי, תוכנית קלרגי & פרס, בית הספר לפרנקפורט, ברברה ל. ספקטר Hart-Celler Act, Jacob Frank, Lavon Affair, Bilderberg Group, Henry Ford on Jews, Sabbatai Zevi, Star of Remphan, Anton LaVay, Black Cube, Rothschilds founded Israel, Sergeants Affair, King David Hotel, Irgun, Lehi, Nakam, Psy-Group, ADL, Mossad, APAIC, JIDF, White Phosphorous, Das Judenthum in der Musik
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Lol Pay to Win fųcking loser. Can't pay to revive your dad though huh
An atheist, communist, ACLU lawyer professor was teaching a class on Karl Marx. "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and accept that Marx was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, greater than Jesus Christ!" At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL stood up, holding a fossilized bacterial sample. "How old is this bacteria, professor?" The arrogant professor smirked and smugly replied "900 million years, you stupid Christian." "Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 900 million years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now." The professor was visibly shaken. He dropped his chalk and stormed out of the classroom. The students applauded and all registered Republican. An eagle flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. That flag waves until this day, despite the lack of wind in the classroom. Semper Fi. BTW, close the borders.
anyway sws feel is underrated album
Notable fans of Underberg in the modern era include MF DOOM, Amon Amarth and Chumlee.
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Critics also have faulted the “Curious George” books for their premise of a white man bringing home a monkey from Africa.
>>936
I agree. I brought a monkey home from Africa and instead of having fun adventures it just threw shit everywhere and masturbated
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He had pleaded not guilty to all the charges; his defence team argued he’s not criminally responsible for the attacks due to his autism.
China make Covid anal swabs mandatory for all foreign arrivals
There are, however, a few reasons why the whole Purple Aki joke makes me feel a bit uncomfortable, personally.
Firstly, there’s the racial overtones. The whole reason he gets called “Purple” is apparently because his skin-tone’s so dark. Is that really on? I’m pretty sure that most people just call him by that name unthinkingly. I have plenty of times. But, y’know, a massive, predatory black man, stalking about and preying on people…feels a bit “Heart of Darkness”, doesn’t it?
Which is not to deny that he is, in fact, a massive, black male who, according to most sources, does seem a bit predatory. It’s just I don’t think you can always remove that reference to his race from the context of centuries of attritional degradation of black men through the peddling of dangerous ideas. Like I say, I don’t know if this even crosses most people’s minds.
SPACE JAM: A NEW LEGACY includes cameos from The Matrix, Mad Max, DC, and Casablanca franchises as LeBron James & his son travel through the Warner 3000 entertainment "Server-verse” whilst AI G Rhythm tries to steal LeBron’s Instagram followers.
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It was a delicious day. Jen-Hsun Huang, CEO of NVIDIA, was sitting at his desk, preparing to delve into the tray of delicious pork shoulders to his side.
There was a knock at the door. "WELL HEY NOW, HOLY COW!" cried Jen-Hsun. "Didn't I tell you not to knock while I'm eating?"
"Sorry, sir." Ricky, Jen's secretary, stood at attention in the doorway. "There are a couple issues we need you to take care of..."
"Can it wait? I wanna play some Farmville after lunch," Jen said.
"I'm afraid it can't. Your stock broker called. Are you sure that..."
"Yes, another 1.7 million shares," said Jen between mouthfulls of pork shoulder.
"But sir, you must know that, as the CEO, the price of NVIDIA stock is only going up. Shouldn't you be buying?"
'Not for long,' Jen thought to himself. "Yes, I'm sure. I need the money so I can, uh, make some... charitable investments."
"Great thinking, sir!" Said Ricky, a hesitant half-smile finding its way to his lips.
Jen looked up from his pork shoulder, chewing the grease like a cud. "Yes, Ricky? Is there something else?"
"One more thing... there's a gentleman outside who seems quite eager to meet you."
"Who is it? Another ATi goon? I swear..." grumbled Jen.
"No! It's me, Jen - your most loyal fan!" squealed a tiny, round and thoroughly adrogynous figure. 'Probably male', Jen thought, upon noticing the androgyne attempting to hide an erection. His suspicion had been confirmed
"Good to meet you, Mr..." Jen began, studiously keeping his eyes on the child's face.
"IN Elite, sir!" the fat urchin said, his tone of voice rivaling that of a prepubescent girl, save for the purity.
"No, what's your real name?" asked Jen.
"My...real name?" said IN Elite.
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199 Name: Anonymous @ I'm full. Posted: 2021/02/27 (Sat) 21:00 del
Fix my anus! Fix it soon!
200 Name: Anonymous @ I'm full. Posted: 2021/03/01 (Monday) 01:42 del
I haven't shit once this year
201 Name: Anonymous @ I'm full. Posted: 2021/03/01 (Monday) 14:55 del
Because I vacuumed the poop directly from the anus while I was sleeping
202 Name: Anonymous @ I'm full. Posted: 2021/03/01 (Monday) 22:40 del
Was that so ... Thank you
203 Name: Anonymous @ I'm full. Posted: 2021/03/02 (Tue) 17:37 del
Did that mean that the bed was dirty when I woke up in the morning?
204 Name: Anonymous @ I'm full. Posted: 2021/03/02 (Tue) 21:47 del
It's my poop! return it!
205 Name: Anonymous @ I'm full. Posted: 2021/03/05 (Friday) 00:47 del
I'll collect poop from all over the world and deliver it to you
