[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 7] (999)

1 Name: ( ´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10187 09:09

You just pissed your dream away!

750 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10619 17:58

Fucking a bag of legos is more funny than shin-chan. The series is like an abomination born out of dennis the menace and some shitty early 90ies cartoon network show. Even Southpark is better than this pile of dog excrement.

751 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10620 10:56

Esperaba algún insight sobre el curioso régimen norcoreano, y me encontré con un texto tan árido, gris e insoportable como el régimen norcoreano. Podría con facilidad reiterar las críticas que ya le hice a un texto del hijo de Kim Il Sung.

Пет звезди. То смее ли човек да даде друга оценка, току виж бомбардирали страната заради книжния й задник.

One star. The star of solidarity. The star of Chajusong.

On the establishment of the Worker's Party of North Korea and the question of founding the Worker's Party of South Korea"

In reality two essays, one celebrating the merger of two worker's parties in the DPRK that reasserts the purpose of the party (something the US has yet to prove) and prescribing the future of the worker's party in ROK. "A party is not a party for its own sake, but a weapon necessary for achieving the aims of a certain class" Kim states, and its hard to disagree given the way Kim weaves prescriptive ideology with people's history, if perhaps less brilliantly than his Russian and Chinese counterparts.

"On eliminating dogmatism and formalism and establishing Juche in ideological work"

Two things: First, Kim Il Sung essentially refutes anti-nationalist sentiment and reaffirms the importance of Korean nationalism to the revolution. Second, dispels the myth that patriotism and internationalism are inherently opposed to each other. Kim's primary goal here seems to be the prevention of the swallowing of the new Korean state, by China or USSR under expansionism or USA/ROK by imperialism, and reaffirming the party's goal of eventual reunification. Juche is still a shaky ideology for me that I don't quite understand but Kim's passion and optimism are genuinely heartwarming.

752 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10620 17:54

What can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its trunk, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.

753 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10621 20:07

OH CRAP! i'm sorry i went to rate this five star and accidentally rated it one! GOMENESAI!! crys

754 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10622 16:59

impossible
Chad is smarter than Einstien
Chad is the msartest man to live
i am a man of science

755 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10623 05:58

Petah you forgot to use the imitation crab meat in the imitation crab meat sandwich again. I’m allergic to genuine crab, it gives me rabies. Lois, that reminds me of the time I forgot the imitation crab in your imitation crab sandwich and you got rabies. Cutaway to a scene of Lois gagging with red eyes on a glass of water. Petah I think I have rabies, I got it from the genuine crab in my imitation crab sandwich. Oh geez Lois, that reminds me of the time you gagged on water. Cutaway to the original scene. Peter walks into the kitchen and opens the genuine crab meat can and puts it in Lois’ imitation crab meat sandwich. Petah is this imitation crab you know I’m allergic to rabies. My goodness Lois that reminds me of the time that I put imitation crab in my genuine crab sandwich. Cutaway to a scene of Peter cutting open a live crab and putting each chamber of meat one by one between two buns. Each cubicle of crab meat is cracked like a walnut and put into the confines of the sandwich. Lois, I’ve finished your imitation crab meat sandwich. Which reminds me of the time I accidentally gave you rabies.

756 Name: Context: A visual novel was banned from Steam : 1993-09-10623 11:05

Yes, I do believe that this event is one of the signs that Western society is on a path to a Neo-Victorian Age, and that it will have all the cultural trappings of the original Victorian Age, including extreme sexual repression.

757 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10624 17:21

>>756
paradoxically i have noticed the internet has been pulled into the directions of being more sexually open while also puritanical in other areas.

758 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10626 02:35

I believe the human desire for lovingly crafted breasts from people who dedicated years to perfecting the craft of tits will triumph over automation

759 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10626 05:56

Always found it funny whenever an Internet personality of all people says something has aged badly

760 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10626 10:56

with a handle like 'killer of women' i truly can't imagine why OP would be upset with a lesbian character

761 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10628 01:14

TACO-VAGINA.. HAS A TOYOTA

762 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10628 19:08

Donkey unbirthed himself in the Dragon's Vagooger, kicked the G-spot like the mule he is, and went all Splatoon 3 on every surface inside with his magnum Donky Dong like a sprinkler system of Donkey Jizz all up in there!

and no, I'm not sorry for this cursed comment.

763 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10629 06:04

Soyboys ruined soy, I love tofu but I never eat it bc all my big dick muscle chad friends at the big dig muscle chad club(of which I am a charter member) will make fun of me

764 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10629 22:05

You know how the Japanese government laid off a massive amount of it's propaganda artists after the war? So there was this massive population of skilled artists looking for work? And it lead to the creation of the media form now known as hentai? Yeah? Okay so you know how basically every major American animation studio conglomerate is currently firing their animators as fast as humanly possible?

765 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10630 02:07

アニメがアレすぎたので
気持ちを落ち着けるために漫画読み返したら
やっぱり面白いなって再確認出来たからよかったよ…

766 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10630 20:53

I have a bold idea. We let the Russians there keep living in Kaliningrad, and invite Germans back so it can be a fusion country. Maybe even give it a new name combining the names of Russia and Poland, and call it “Prussia” or something along those lines.

767 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10630 23:39

Come come on ladies and Gentlemen
Pahlevanan the greatest animation series in whole Asia full of Action,Adventure and History
Come on up and watch Pahlevanan a historical animation about 13 centuries of Iran

768 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10631 07:25

bitches were arguing. end report.

769 Name: vc: vaw : 1993-09-10631 13:02

Jew goes to his rabbi, "Rabbi, terrible news, my son went on a trip and came home a Christian." Rabbi says "funny you should say that, my son also went on a trip and came home a Christian." they turn to prayer. the voice of G-d resonates from the sky "Funny you should say that

770 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10632 12:22

お前さ
学生時代大して 目立たずに、休憩時間に教室の隅で寝たフリ するような、リア充を見下し、嫉妬し、イジ られるとガチギレする、学校行事に参加する ことを恥だと考え、自分は他の馬鹿連中とは 違うと斜に構えながら文化祭ではトイレに篭 ってゲームしつつもリア充が妬ましくてしょ うがない、喧嘩弱いくせに自分は強いと勘違 いしてる、いざDQNに絡まれると平静を装い つつも声と足は震えてて心拍数は上がって て、後になって脳内でDQNをボコボコにして うとし、オカンには強く当たり、オトンには とんど無く、女子の目を見て話すことができ ず、たまに交わした会話を数日間脳内再生する自分を妄想してなけなしのプライドを保とうとし、オカンには強く当たり、オトンには何も言えず、先生には真面目な生徒と評価され、たまに会う親戚には利口な子と称賛され るが実際大して成績は良くなくて、運動神経もそんなに良くなくて、部活がキツくて途中 で辞めて帰宅部あるいは卓球部になり、気になる女の子がイケメンと仲良くしてる様子を 遠くから切なげに見送り、女子との会話もほとんど無く、女子の目を見て話すことができず、たまに交わした会話を数日間脳内再生する、歩くスピードがやたら速く、しかし横並びで廊下を歩いてる女子の集団を上手く追い 越すことができずにストーカーのような挙動 になる、アブノーマルな性癖を持ち、主観物 のAVを好み、同級生の女子のTwitterや Facebookを監視し、画像を保存し、毎日そ れでオナニーに勤しみ、第一印象は優しそう と言われ、血液型はA型っぽいと言われ、霊 感が強そうと言われ、将来は経理になってそ うとか言われ、毎年皆勤賞をもらい、卒業式 では一滴も涙を流さず、式が終わると速攻で 帰宅し、その晩家族で外食した先でクラスメ イトが集まってる所に偶然遭遇して気まずく なり、将来の夢もなく、周りが受けるからと 自分も流されるまま大学受験を受け、第一志 望には受からず、4流大学に進学し、大学デ ビューは失敗する、髪染めてる女は全員ビッ チだと思い込み敵視する、講義はいつも最前 列、DQNを心の中で見下すがGPAはDQNよ りも低い、4年まで単位が残ってる、バイト はせずに奨学金と親の仕送りだけで生活し、 飲み会の度に「親の金で飲む酒は美味いか?ww」などと皮肉を言われ、サークルで揉めてハブられる、周りの同期が就活終わって卒 業旅行の話で持ち切りの中、自分だけ内定が とれず真夏の炎天下の中クールビズの社会人 や内定者懇親会に向かう学生を横目にフルス ーツで企業を廻り、採用担当にヘコヘコ頭下 げながら死んだ目で10月まで就活続けてる、 就職先は小売か飲食かパチンコ、仕事を教え られてもメモを取らない、領くだけで返事を しない、挨拶ができない、お礼も言わない、 仕事も大してできないくせにネットに毒され 「仕事とプライベートは分けたいので」など とドヤ顔でほざき定時に帰り、会社の飲み会 にも頑なに参加せず、同僚や上司からは付き 合いが悪い、これだからゆとりは、などとレ ッテルを貼られ社内で孤立する、免許はAT限 定、マイカーはババアが乗ってそうな軽自動 車、駐車場には頭から入れる、常に法定速度 を守り後ろに渋滞を引き起こす、左折時は右 に膨らむ、フットブレーキを使ってでしか減 速出来ない、車線変更ができない、合流ができない、服装はオシャレでもなく変でもなく派手でもなく地味でもなくただただ無難で、靴はコンバースしか履いたことのない、年中 長ズボンで短パンは絶対履かない、声も小さ く覇気がない、背も低い、顔も悪い、体臭も キツい、口臭もキツい、肌も汚い、髪型もダ サい、彼女も居ない、友達も少ない、アニメ アイコン、LINEグループに一つも入ってな い、モテるわけでもなく、いじめられるわけ でもなく、ただただどうでもいい存在の、毒 もアクもスリルもない、面白くもなんともな い、クラス会にも飲み会にも呼ばれない、大 人になっても同窓会にも結婚式にも呼ばれな い、しょうもない人生送るだけの生きてる価 値ないゴミクズ底辺根暗厨二包茎天パメガネワキガゆとり童貞陰キャ野郎でしょ。いい加減覚えなさい

771 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10635 00:13

Gandalf the grey is a being of higher power that chooses to smoke weed with hobbits and you are mad?

772 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10635 20:56

Here I am looking at porn procrastinating and even the porn is telling me to write my essays.

773 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10636 16:46

You hear the story time and time again about how women have power over men?the power of the punani, the power of femininity, the power of seduction,love or whatever... but many of us here have been ignored for ages, unseen and single so is the supposed power only matters if you are beautiful? we are told that there's no ugly woman... only those that refuse to level up but even like that the female energy and control over men in certain circunstances is not "biologically present" so how is this power activated? haha

774 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10637 18:32

声が変わってないとか目も耳も疑うこと言ってる奴らは20年前のデジキャラットと見比べてこい。

若い頃の声と若い頃を装ってる声は全く違うぞマジで

775 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10637 20:23

京都のスペルマはランコが居たバンドだよね。某誌のバックナンバーにあたってみたら、元スペルマという記述があったので、疑念を抱きつつもつい鵜呑みにしてしまった。ご指摘どうも。

776 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10639 01:54

My sister teaches her autism kids and they do it all the time like weird stuff to like actually put their finger in there and eat it and autism is some crazy s***

777 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10639 07:19

spaghetti is when I cum into another man's urethra then squeeze it out after it dries

778 Name: The most ironic quote I've ever read : 1993-09-10640 14:21

Issuing CNICs (citizenship cards) to the remaining registered Afghan nationals residing in Pakistan, many of which were born inside Pakistan, has been debated. Several Pakistani politicians objected to the idea; one said, "They have overstayed their welcome, scattered across our cities and taken up our jobs".

779 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10641 09:33

Years of browsing imageboards have poisoned my mind with delusions of individualism and a elevated sense of self. This whole shit about thinking you're better than normalfags despite having done nothing valid that sets you apart from them. But now i realize that no matter what i do i am destined to walk the same path as them until the day i die.
The average anon on a place like this or /lit/, /b/, /pol/ or any other site like 4chan is just as shallow and broken as your average """normalfag""", if not even worse. Sites like this encourage passive spectatorship of life complemented with mockery and irony from it's users to soothe their detachment from the world. Anyone here can play pretend regarding themselves to be "above the masses" despite having done nothing to earn such a claim. Just like the normalfags, the only thing that distinguishes anons from eachother isn't important things like discipline or achievement, but banal shit like muh IQ, the types and franchises of escapist media that they consume, and their criticism of literally anyone more accomplished than a basement dwelling autist.

I am done entertaining this warped view of reality given to me by the internet and entertainment. Holding this bitter point of view disregarding society as brainless slaves will not make any of you happier, nor any more of a master among slaves I have realized that i must learn to fit in with society. I am not an artist, i am not a philosopher, i am not a misunderstood genius, i am not some wise hermit, and, most likely, neither are any of you reading this. You're just perfectly normal people in denial. At best, only like two or three of you will ever be the unique individualistic special snowflake masterminds and artists you could only dream of being. Stop running away from reality by keeping a childish and divisive view of the world as a battleground between the intelligent autistic 240 IQ anons and the so-called "normalfag masses". Embrace being normal.

780 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10642 03:13

I worked at Peaches "music store" in the 1980s, and I get the shop owner in this cartoon! I remember this one customer would come in once a week asking is Ah Ha has released the new album. I told them I know 20 times, they are a one hit wonder in the USA but are way bigger in Europe so try to find a store there. One day he came in and I just stopped and stared, Has the, NO, but you haven't even heard, NO, I was going to ask, NO. A grown man started to tear up, Hey take that outside. But but but, hey you come in week after week and they answer is still NO! He left crying, I felt a little sorry for him but I never saw him again. Much later in life I got to thinking, That guy was gay and had a mad crush on the singer like my late wife did back then, and then I really felt bad.

781 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10642 04:10

That reminds me of a urinal at a gas station near me that is parabola shaped with my dick at the focus. Guarantees every drop reflects directly onto my pants.

782 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10644 06:30

So a bunch of you are not Terminally Online which is fine. I'm kind of jealous if I'm honest. Lemme catch you up.

A lesbian hobby farmer in Florida owns an emu and went viral (hahaha) for him pecking the camera while she tried to record videos for TikTok. At which point people noticed she was the same white lesbian who had been racist in previous attempts to build a platform on TikTok. But this time she had her money maker in the form of the emu and portraying herself as wholesome and Christian and lesbian.

A few days ago she posts a thread about how she's had a problem with Egyptian Geese landing at her place and they had brought in Highly Pathogenic Avian Influenza (HPAI). She had lost all of her poultry to it except, miraculously, the viral (hahaha) money making emu. He of course is battling for his life, will only eat if hand fed, and has nerve damage in one leg that means he cannot stand unassisted so they've rigged a sling for him.

She posts pictures of herself lying in his bedding with her face near his and with her face pressed against his. She tells people they're following "FDA" regulations and not to say anything negative. I am pretty sure by "FDA" she means FDACS, the Florida Dept of Ag. But she's not following their regs, because she won't wear a mask around the emu because she claims it stresses him out.

People have found her farm listed as having an HPAI outbreak on the FDACS website, so she definitely reported it. The thing is that when you report an outbreak, FDACS sends a team of trained personnel in hazmat suits to euthanize your birds. There is no fucking around. Although the CDC currently lists the strain of HPAI circulating in North America as low risk to humans, it is not NO risk and what we know is that it can and does jump to humans who have close contact with sick birds.

In other countries, HPAI has been shown to be transmissible between humans who have close contact. It's also transmissible to dogs, cats, martens, and pigs. That we know of.

HPAI also has a 50% death rate in humans so far. Nobody wants to find out what happens if it mutates and becomes easily transmissible between humans. There is no vaccine. Have you read THE STAND? Go read THE STAND.

Every human being who gets the virus is a risk for it to mutate and adapt better to being transmitted between humans. And so if you have HPAI, the govt sends people in hazmat suits to euthanize your birds. There is no "this one is a pet, not livestock" exemption. There is no "oh but this one is famous" exemption. There is no "oh but I have a weird parasocial relationship with this one" exemption.

She had to have lied to FDACS and/or concealed the emu from them. She certainly did not tell FDACS she had an emu with HPAI as she should have done, or he would have been euthanized, as he should have been. Instead she lied and/or concealed the emu and engaged in high risk behaviors like putting her face up against his and spending large amounts of time with him while not wearing appropriate PPE.

She's not just risking her life, she's risking becoming patient zero for an apocalyptic flu outbreak that makes COVID look tame. Like feel how you're gonna feel about your parasocial relationship with the emu but her behavior is wildly irresponsible and actively unethical.

783 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10644 07:34

Shes average on left, with a heavy lower bod.. but the right..? Is godesss level!!! some girls just look sexier/prettier fat! She appears to maybe be trans too making her twice as hot! (IF TRUE) This is my 1st time finding her, just one pretty trans girl to another, we can usually spot eachother.. but i think u r being harsh was my point..

784 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10644 11:07

ムーミンカフェ懐かしいな…………昔行ったけどマシュマロムーミンが徐々に沈んでいくのすごいシュールだった

785 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10644 15:45

>>782
So did anyone report her emu to the feds?

786 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10644 17:12

ohayo minnasan!

For your awkwardness in dealing with practical things, and for your practicalness in dealing with unknown things, for your transcendental realism and lack of everyday
realism, for your exclusiveness and fear of losing close friends, for your creativity and ecstasy, for your maladjustment to that „which is” and
adjustment to that which „ought to be”, for your great but unutilized abilities.
For the belated appreciation of the real value of your
greatness which never allows the appreciation of the greatness of those who will come after you.
For your being treated instead of treating others,
for your heavenly power being forever pushed down
by brutal force; for that which is prescient, unsaid, infinite in you.
For the loneliness and strangeness of your ways.

ohayou!

787 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10644 18:29

This, a blunt, and fallout 76 would be hella nice

788 Name: vc: shreiging : 1993-09-10646 02:54

I’m not muslim but is there an opposite of bismillah where you hope god doesn’t allow it

789 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10646 04:50

>>788
nauzubillah

790 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10646 10:09

germs tip, out of pure generosity. you us citizens tip because you fear the wrath of the seething waiter that stands on your salad and pees in your softdrinks.

791 Name: vc: cow : 1993-09-10646 22:17

>>790
BuRgEr KiNg FoOt LeTtUcD

792 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10647 07:12

No way her cock is that huge

For comedy I will forgive it. But please never draw british people that hung ever again.

793 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10650 21:56

if you told them your pubes got tangled, they'd either understand or being weirded out, which in that case it's their fault for asking

794 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10651 14:42

This is totally amazing! Incredible performance and what a rhythm section. Also, Link handles all the guitar - most of the '77 shows have 3 guitars - less is more! Link is burning hot here. Very nice FM quality. Came to SKOTF in a trade years ago. This is really something special.

795 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10652 00:49

Why do gangstalkers hate their targets so much?
Seriously why are they so hatefully mean too me?

796 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10652 03:51

SpiralPoli (Support LGBTQ+ Rights)

797 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10652 07:09

😫😭😱😰😡🤬👺💀😭😭😭😭😡😡
the infinity protect in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemorrhoid and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/anus is It's not fair, he overdosed. He caused great damage. should cancel protection I don't believe it, I have to believe it. I'm crying. c*nt f*cker
and

798 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10652 19:43

I banged a fat Indian in the back of my Ford explorer in a bar parking lot. The kicker is that she was deaf. We had a conversation on a napkin. She clapped when I pulled out my dong. She made retarded muppet noises and raspberried when we had sex. I hope I don't have a little Indian baby somewhere

799 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10653 01:10

Compress to the tune of either "Stayin' Alive" by Bee Gees or "Another One Bites the Dust" by Queen, whichever is most memorable. Both use the correct rhythm for chest compressions.

If you don't like those songs, look up which of your favorite songs have a BPM of 100-120.

800 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10653 08:34

Michelle Obama when an innocent family is killed by a drone strike:...

Michelle Obama when 2 people are killed: GUNS GOTTA GO

801 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10654 01:17

Im looking for a programming language, it cant be sukuriputsu (thats japanese for scripting) or any interpreted language. It has to be of 2 or more puratuforumu (thats japanese for 2 platforms) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 megs. And you have to post pastebins of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching text editor (WITH syntax file). OH! and it CANNOT have any first order closures, or be made out of Lisp. It has to be made of x86, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a programming language similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 puratuforumu, and i dont want my Rinukusu (Linux) to touch my other things (it can get corrupted and i would not like that, plus 2 puratuforumu looks more kawaii)

802 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10654 08:19

My guess is this guy was hoping to be considered a hero. Instead, he's going to find out that all the people he was hoping to impress think he's a gay prostitute in love with an octogenarian.

803 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10654 13:17

got drunk for the first time last night and it was… eh? not bad, not good, kinda just happened. the walk down the hallway had me banging on a lot more walls, and i ate five pieces of toast, danced a bit more, but other than that, i was still an idiot.

804 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10654 15:59

BC13-Krissy wrote:

alright brokencyde, BC, BC13;
they didnt force anybody, to me the girl went WILINGLY.
im a strong supporter, oh this "im glad my sister stopped listening to them" and da da da da!!!! WHATEVER good for them ive been to 8 brokencyde concerts. EIGHT. and they are amazing musicians and no matter what they always will be. id like to see ANY OF YOU PEOPLE make to the top like they did and are, and they are only in there 20's thats when your SUPPOSE TO LIVE IT UP it's always fun, yeah im only 15 but hey ive been living it up my last few days of summer.
STOP BASHING ON BROKENCYDE BECAUSE NONE OF YOU COULD DO ANY BETTER.

People like you are what make me ashamed to be a teenage girl. A large majority are incredibly stupid and pretend to know everything when they don't. Just because someone makes music does not make them a musician, I myself /am/ a musician, I've studied operatic vocals since I was 6, I know quite a bit about musicianship. What Brokencyde does is not musicianship, it's making something half-assed and shitty in order to try and get laid by dumb teenage girls.

805 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10657 19:44

I remember that, lmao! No I think I would have vomited into their communal food bowl there, if I had heard that!

806 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10659 10:35

the poos are still vastly undeveloped when it comes to computers and internet access. most people dont realise the horrifying consequences of the big poo wave that is comming upon us. soon there will be no corner of the internet left without a poo, or many poos, shitting down there no matter how small and remote the corner is.

807 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10659 19:08

I LIKE TOUGH PUZZELS , BUT THIS ONE MADE ME CRY

808 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10659 19:44

This is one of the most confusing things about sex obssesed society. Like I get homosexual male would find butts sexy which still is disgusting but tf is going on with heterosexuals being butt obsessed. You literally poop and shit with your butt the most disgustig function in a human body.You can go and have sex in a usual way yet they still like butts. There had to be a glitch in evolution. Also butts are aesthetically ugly it's literally two ballons of fat with a hole in the middle. Twerking is ugly and dosen't make sense. We see butts everywhere how did it happen how did we normalized butts used in sexual way.

809 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10663 01:46

Republican candidate: I’m Hitler

Democratic candidate: and I’m… (smirking) Black Hitler

810 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10664 00:16

Is it ok if I pretend you said "weird, but 'Sexy Librarian,' like with sophisticated glasses?"
(well I'm gonna anyway)
I'm picturing an itty bitty, kind of a 'mousy' girl, but with a little kitten mouth...and she's all shy and talks in a quiet voice.
(pretty cool, huh?)
I gotta be all like "HUH!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU! SPEAK UP."
And she blushes and says "shush! This is a library. We have to be quiet in here."
"WELL MAYBEㅡ"
"Sssssh!!!" she interrupts, holding a finger to her lips.
"Well maybe," I whisper, "we can go in the copy room and shut the door. You know. So we can be ourselves without disturbing anyone."
She bites her lip and looks down, giggling.
"What's so funny?" I ask her.
She turns red and says "I dunno. Why do you need ME in the copy room?"
"To show me how the copy machine works, why else?" I say with a smile.
She looks up, her eyes meet mine, and then she nibbles on the tip of her pen.
I lick my lips and wait for an answer.
She takes the pen out of her mouth, looks over both shouldersㅡto make sure it's clearㅡand says "Ok. But we still have to be quiet. Otherwise no deal. Got it?"
"Oh, I got it" I tell her, and give her a little wink.
She tries to unlock the door, but can't get the key in.
So I put my hand on her hand and guide it in, gently.
And she's all "Oh. My. God. We're being like SO bad right now!"
ok, I got everything I need to know about this librarian. Thanks. Let me just hit 'send' and then I'll excuse myself and go rubㅡ
"EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW!?" the shy librarian screams! "YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW MY NAME!!!"
So I'm all like "Sure I do! It's umㅡ"
She puts her hand over her nametag so I can't read it! Then she yells "JERK!"
And I'm all "HEY! YOU DON'T KNOW MY NAME EITHER!! I WAS GONNA CALL YOU SEXY LIBRARIAN CHICK!!!"
"You mean, like...during?" she asks.
"YEAH. DURING!" I confirm.
"That's actually kinda hot," she says, "now I don't want you to know my name. Just call me Sexy Librarian!"
(wow, she's a freak)
"WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?" she says.
"Some people in the YouTube comments. I'm telling a story," I explain, "you don't mind, do you?"
And she says "MIND!!?? ARE YOU KIDDING??? I WANT THEM TO WATCH!!!"
(wow. just wow.)
"I'LL SHOW YOU WOW!" she exclaims, "COME ON, TOUGH GUY! SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT, BIG BOY!! SHOW ME HOW BAD YOU WANT THE COPY MACHINE!!! I'LL MAKE IT WORK FOR YA!!!!!"
Oh God!
She picks me up and slams me down on the copy machine!!
I yell "OUCH!!!"
(little mousy librarians are strong, bro)
Then she takes out her pen and yells "YOU KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING!?"
"No! Please be gentle," I beg.
"HAHAHAHAㅡburpㅡEXCUSE ME" she says, breathing whiskey on me, and then she shoves the pen in my mouth and yells "SUCK IT! COME ON, HOT SHOT!"
(I'm crying but I also kinda like it)
I dunno.
"OKAY NOW DO IT TO ME," she says, "PUT IT IN MY MOUTH."
I start to and she says "NOT THE PEN, STUPID."
Oh! Gotcha!
Then the Dean walks in and says "WHAT THEㅡ"
He sees me and The Sexy Librarian laying on top of the copy machine, kissing!
We both got ink on our lips!
I pull my lips off hers but theye're connected by a thin, sticky, string of ink!!
(Picture Lady and the Tramp, the spaghetti scene, but in reverse!!!)
The Dean says "WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE???"
I have no idea.
Honestly.
I don't even know anymore.
"WELL, STOP IT!" he yells, "AND WIPE YOUR LIPS. BOTH OF YOU! FOR GOD'S SAKE. THEY'RE BLUE AND STICKY!"
"Yes sir, Mister Dean! Um. Sir!"
(I feel so ashamed)
You were right bro...
That librarian really is weird ∎

811 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10664 15:18

A rapist came by

812 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10664 23:19

これ見てたら高校生の時にケガで入院した時に同じ病室の高齢者のオナラを思い出した(笑)

自分が入院した日から毎晩毎晩苦しそうに爺さんが唸ってて、その唸り声が煩くて寝れないからイヤホンして音楽聞きながら寝てたら➰ある日の夜にその病室に響き渡るくらいデカい音のオナラ(イヤホン越しでもハッキリ聞こえた程の)をその爺さんがして静かになったという…(笑)

813 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10665 00:50

Youtube recommendations be like: nigress not smiling and typing in all lowercase: everything wrong with x (racism, gaslighting, abuse etc) lets talk...

814 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10665 02:52

if you nut in tracer and she recalls what happens

815 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10665 17:00

Not that I hate pedophiles, I just hate western artstyle.

816 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10667 23:01

I KNEW IT, THE MOON IS MADE OF CHEESE!

817 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10670 18:29

i kidnapped a homeless man and i'm slowly putting potato's up his ass until he talks

818 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10670 22:05

“You could try negotiating with her, by agreeing to share your password to your account so she could monitor it at will.” really? letting someonebody else thats not you monitor the account 24/7? since when is turning into orwell 1984 a good thing?

819 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10671 08:15

Commit a bank robbery,start chronically masturbating the next day to fool facial recognition. Works every time.

820 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10672 03:19

So let me get this straight. You have to be up tomorrow to pick up your daughter. You're currently in bed next to your girlfriend and you took a deliriant that's going to cause you to void your bowels.
Please fren tell me what series of life decisions led you to this point?

821 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10672 07:46

Yu ke say. What. say. I'm God. I M…king. OF. Kings The. KKingdom

My. Gug. My Hhhhhhhhh

822 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10673 08:36

Three years ago Al Jazeera tried to expand its viewership by buying a failing US cable network and renaming it Al Jazeera America. In some ways the news programming is a throwback to an earlier era of US TV with a serious approach to news, longer stories, and thought-provoking analysis. Missing are the screaming hosts and tabloid celebrity features now occupying space on cable TV.

But last month Al Jazeera America was rocked by employee lawsuits and resignations of top management, including the chief executive. The network's 30,000 nightly viewers compares to 212,000 prime-time viewers for CNBC, the lowest rated major cable news channel.

"To cover the US is a huge challenge," admitted Musa. For years US networks fed viewers what they wanted — tabloid news, or what Musa calls "ice cream."

"Here comes Al Jazeera and we feed them broccoli. And we don't even put salt and pepper on the broccoli."

823 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10673 10:59

I think the use case is clear if we use the "as a I want so that" format

As a: CEO who spent way too much money and am now drowning in debt

I want: my company to look productive even after almost everyone left

So that: the bankers who lent me money don't break my kneecaps

824 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10674 09:03

I've never seen a world event hosting country get so much criticism like Qatar tbh. It's unbelievable the hate people have against Islamic religion

This is like assuming that people didn’t like Peter Sutcliffe because he was a Yorkshireman, rather than because he murdered 13 women.
Assuming that the barbarism and cruelty of the Qatari regime and the ‘Islamic religion’ are one and the same thing is bigoted against Muslims, not the other way around.
Muslims are routinely stigmatised and marginalised. Just as conflating antisemitism with perfectly legitimate criticisms of Israel trivialises what is a very real threat to Jews, conflating criticism of despotic regimes with actual hatred of Muslims is dishonest and dangerous.

825 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10674 09:21

Reincarnation – A Hindu belief — seems to be working at least for some in India, where Führer und Reichskanzler Adolf Hitler, who committed suicide on April 30, 1945, was re-born as Narendra Damodardas Modi on September 17, 1950. In 1932, when Nazism was budding, Germany had 87 million people. In 1992, when a Hindu mob destroyed the 600+-year-old Babri Mosque and unleashed a wave of anti-Muslim violence, India’s population stood at 909 million. One might view that particular act as Hindutva’s Kristallnacht. Germany, a small market, eventually evoked the moral indignation of France, Britain, the U.S. and the former Soviet Union, who allied to fight Nazism. One wonders where all of this self-proclaimed morality is when 200 million Muslim Indians and 12 million Muslims in illegally Indian-occupied Kashmir are undergoing the Modicaust. But should one really expect the West’s weapons-exporting warlords to sacrifice their “legitimate” slice of India’s $635 billion foreign exchange reserves for a mere 212 million Muslims? And then there are those Muslim oil/gas autocracies who merrily oil India’s war machine via multibillion investments, purchases and special projects — more than a few of them located on stolen and/or illegally occupied Muslim land — Occupied Kashmir. As Uppsala University’s Prof. Ashok Swain told Sweden’s “Svenska Dagbladet” newspaper on Dec. 28, 2017, “In today’s India, it is easier to kill a Muslim than a cow.” The same outrage over Beijing’s suppression of Uyghur rights is completely absent when dealing with India and Palestine’s Muslims. We don’t even hear any faux whispers about claims to championing their human rights and religious freedom. Germany 1932 is here and now in India. It won’t matter to the latter’s 212 million Muslims when, years later, some sages clumsily whisper “never again” and then snicker. And yet the U.S. State Department refused to categorize India as a “country of concern” on its religious freedom list. Dr. Aslam Abdullah, a veteran journalist and observer of India’s Muslim scene, offers a deep look at what this unrelenting Modicaust holds for the country’s Muslims. The mention of genocide invariably

826 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10675 10:01

It takes a very special level of retard to actually fish out your own feces, wrap it in a plastic bag, put it in a box and mail it to someone.

Still, I appreciate the dedication.

827 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10675 11:42

disney sources telling me chapek is out because he told pixar the asses were getting too big. insiders say iger is promising even bigger asses

828 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10676 12:45

definitely one of the most erotic proper (as in the girl is in a submissive position) bare footjobs/bare toejobs i have ever seen, right up there with Kaori Matsuno's double bare footjob/bare toejob in Vol. 4/Ep. 4 of Discipline: The Hentai Academy/Discipline: The Record of a Crusade OVA. which both demonstrates perfect use and dexterity of the hallux toes as well as the index toes, middle toes, ring toes and pinky toes during a bare footjob/bare toejob. plus the clawed/pointy long toenails make this even more erotically sexy and animalistic.

829 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10676 17:51

this screams early 2010s youtube

830 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10678 04:35

I watch some furry vtuber artist on twitch sometimes, she has like 6 viewers max. Pretty sure a virgin as any vaguely sexual comment is instantly banned, she seems to pretend that the nsfw side of furries doesn't exist. When I started watching her she was bright and perky and had a lovely light voice. Whenever anyone came into chat and said hello she'd explode in excitement and start asking questions and wishing them well, but as those people left and never came back that excitement simmered. I've been lurking watching her for a year now, I can definitely hear the stress of a lack of audience slowly start to break her, the voice tone is getting deeper as I assume she puts on more and more weight. She keeps talking to the mic irregardless as if she thinks someone important is listening. She speaks about her day or things she likes or artists she follows, and she's smart and interesting too. Every once in a while I feel like writing a comment in chat and starting a dialogue with her just to make her happy, but then I think I'd ruin the reason I'm watching.

831 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10678 09:25

Just because he's old and fat doesn't mean it can't be a wholesome relationship.

832 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10679 05:38

Sexy black half human, half robot Cyborg will be our only hope against this purple dinosaur who kidnaps kids. We have to wait till 2020 when Cyborg gets his own movie and when the Barney revival will probably happen or be in its second season for it to go down, though.

833 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10681 11:27

40:18 and 42:04 - I am very proud of you, decino, very, very proud, going for "100% of the Items." I think that's bold.... daring.... risky, even. For a map like The Furnace, an endurance test, so much hot lava, so long of a map, over an hour, the platforming that can reduce nerves to ribbons. But you dissed all of it, for just one... little... item. The gods are very pleased with you, decino. The pumpkin man is transcending. sniffles they grow up so fast. Always remember: the path is straight, and the children of the path shall walk upon it, straightly on its straighty straightness. Next I'll teach you the 100% Items handshake, which includes dipping your fingers into blueberry juice, to signify the Soulspheres which count towards the tally.

In recognition of your dedication to 100% Items, at 43:06, a mere one minute after you decided to backtrack for that one missing item, the gods have rewarded you with 100% Kills. That Revenant was your test, hidden away by the gods, to see if you would risk everything. You did. The gods thank ye.

In all seriousness, though, holy shit. I was on the edge of my seat there. ;)))

834 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10681 11:33

I love how Germans are like what if Autism was an ethnicity.

835 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10681 23:48

R.I.P. Adolf Hitler you would've loved Touhou 6 Embodiment of Scarlet Devil

836 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10682 06:36

St Pauli's fans are true punk rockers in attitude and music taste. This book shows us the Hamburg way of life and what it's like to be a St Pauli fan. Their mantra is that everyone is welcome in football; they are pro-refugee, anti-fascism, anti-sexism, anti-racism, anti-homophobia, anti-capitalism, and if you don't like it, well, that's your problem.

That's terrible, they sound like Celtic fans

837 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10682 11:21

well i can comprehend those man-made horrors very easily so i guess you have a skill issue or something

838 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10682 22:11

Colder ?? Increasing Clouds??Rain &Wind

839 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10685 12:02

broke; holding in your poop
woke; wearing diapers and shitting yourself then and there and being a stinky lil girl around the office who needs her pamps changed

840 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10685 23:16

Unfathomably based, as soon as anyone from a mainstream media organisation tells me anything through the light box I always pick the opposite, they're always lying to us so why check anything am I right? No I'm not a contrarian I don't even like Contra the spectrum was shit, just get a PS4 it's newer

841 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10687 09:35

My name was spoken about 400 or so times (´・ω・`)
I should probably make a guide for some of these achievements. Thank you for the fun frustrations. I had some good laughs.

842 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10689 13:18

konami are never going to let kojima make another mgs. when he put all the pee in that was his only shot at realizing his vision to the fullest degree and he took it

843 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10689 19:20

I feel like I know the site a lot of these are from

844 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10692 04:48

Every time I've gone into the bathroom since I came back from Japan I've just stared at my toilet in despair.
It doesn't heat up, it doesn't have a powerful jetstream, it doesn't light up or sing for me. What good is it. It's like I've been living my whole life unaware of fire.

845 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10694 17:16

When people complain about people with blue hair, they're mad at Bulma. They hate that a hot rich chick could be so good at gadgets and gizmos. Also, they're jealous because she got to marry Vegeta. Marrying Vegeta is everybody's dream. And she lives it

846 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10695 05:31

What a gay idiot frog for eating his friends

847 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10696 22:36

your password must be 64 characters and include at least 3 greek letters, one shinjitai kanji, one kyuujitai kanji, and at least one hieroglyph

848 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10697 16:33

never knew "anime dementiacore" was a thing

849 Name: ( ゚ ヮ゚) : 1993-09-10697 23:14

I miss Italy, there was an Italian woman working at the deli that I visited every day for food while I was in venezia, every time she scooped pasta for me she would say quanto, no idea what that meant so I smiled every time and nodded.

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