Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. It's not really related to this thread, but hear me out anyways.
I went to McDonalds a while ago; you know, McDonalds?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "Chicken McNuggets 99¢" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to McDonalds just because it's 99¢, fool.
It's only Chicken McNuggets, CHICKEN MCNUGGETS for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some McDonalds, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the super-size." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
McDonalds should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "Big Mac, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a McDonalds veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, Double Quarter Pounder.
That's right, Double Quarter Pounder. This is the vet's way of eating.
Double Quarter Pounder means more beef than bun. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with the Happy Meal.