Hello my name is >>486, i think engrish is funny even though i don't speak a drop of japachinmongoliowapanese

i am a total fucking loser

my credentials include watching A Christmas Story five times straight over christmas break and reading engrish.com religiously because it is hilariously filled with hilariosity

"you'll shoot your eye out!!!"

haha, even after the hundredth time it's still funny...my other favorite is "all your base are belong to us", i think it was from an anime

it cracks me up every time