In this thread you talk to others or just yourself.
Anything that's on your mind is okay as a topic.
Have fun & don't shit up this thread! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
>>397
Transsexuality kills you? You should probably tell your parents you have it!!!
>>397
I thought you have to change your sex to be, you know, transsexual.
But if you feel like it would kill you, tell your parents to take you to a doctor (mental or physical) for it. If a doctor vouces for you, your parents should accept it easily.
I want to know who this Chinese guy is. I keep running into him. Maybe he's stalking me. Which I wouldn't mind, because he's hot.
http://thedailywtf.com/forums/thread/93742.aspx
Check out that screenshot. Always strange to see another 4-ch'r in the wild.
Bored at work. :\
>>406
Probably that Halcy guy who also posts at Etherchan and got mentioned in /dqn/ for linking to /dqn/ from his del.icio.us account.
I remember seeing another mention to the english-speaking *chan culture on the daily wtf but I can't remember which site or which thread.
After the hikki threads were moved, this board pretty much died down again. :(
It's a pity. I'd like to see this site become more than MITTENS and oh, some other stuff too. :\
I went to check the grade I got on my Religion midterm and it says I got a "69.5". All the shittier, I estimated between an 89 to an 83 without curve, after tallying up the points for each question. WTF!!
>>412 Sucks for you. I recently took a test that I thought I would have around a 40%. I got 77% FTW!!
>>413
I'm about 70% sure it was a mistake that can be corrected later. Given my luck, I'll bring it up and be charged with cheating or rape or something.
first i failed the hard exam, then i failed the easy exam. im a dumbass.
it's okay. you can always hide yourself from public and never be seen again
I skipped a Monday/Wednesday math class this Monday because I thought there would be a test I would bomb, but it turns out it was Wednesday, so I bombed it today! Luckily I had forgotten about the one drop grade we get, though, so I am safe. WHEW
Oh man, oh man. There's a weird Japanese boarding school not far from where I live (for the children of Japanese people that are working in this country) and they had an open day today. It was fucking awesome.
They had a raffle which featured prizes such as 32" LCD TVs, high quality digital cameras, and electric guitars. (The open day is sponsored by the big companies some of the student's parents work for or some crap like that, so they get great stuff to give away.) I didn't win anything good, but it was still pretty cool. They also had a book sale, and I bought a shit load of manga for 10p A VOLUME. ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━!!!!!
Plus there was loads of Japanese food to eat/be disgusted by, weird Japanese kids to be confused by, and assorted strange weeaboos to gawk at. Most fun day I've had for a while. And now I'm going to read some of that big stack of manga I bought... （ ´ー｀）
too cool, >>418
i put too much vegemite on my toast :(
An interesting thing happened to me this weekend.
This morning, I left my apartment to go to work as usual... hmm, that's weird, why isn't my car unlocking?... oh, it was already unlocked?.... wait, what?
Yes, my car had been broken into. Well, if you can call it 'breaking' when my dumb ass left the doors unlocked.
Funny thing about it, though, is that I didn't lose much, and the car wasn't damaged. They certainly rummaged around in my glove box and center console, but all that was missing was about $.75 in quarters I had lying around. Not a big loss. Hell, I had my cd case sitting in the front seat, and they didn't even touch it.
What is also odd is that I found a book of matches with one halfway burnt laying in the seat.
My conclusion? A bum camped out in my car. Interesting times.
I'm trying to think of musical instrument-based euphemisms for the penis. So far I've got "pink oboe" and "skin flute".
Meat trumpet
Picollo of pleasure
Trouser trombone
One eyed flesh bassoon.
Schlong saxophone
Muscley Mizmar
...
These are getting a bit ridiculous.
I prefer the cooking euphemisms, myself. The best one I've yet come across is "leather pestle"
Vagina grinder
My tummy's all rumbly now.
Dammit IBM, why couldn't you have given us the software update BEFORE we shipped all 80 of the damn servers out to the store? >:(
One hour left in class..
Five hours left at work...
I know they liked my car, but they didn't have to get it up to 140. :(
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I get dizzy from trying on clothes.
I wonder if that's normal. ?_?
lol
Well, I guess it's the feeling of the cloth rubbing against my skin.
And it depends on how fast I do it. Like if I pull my pants down or shirt off too faster, I'm more likely to get dizzy. Or if I put on and take off 3 outfits in a row.
I'm on the buss, posting in your thread
Tomorrow I get my internets back at home. I'm so happy :(
thanksgiving and nothing to do .....i wonder where i could get a life it sucks being 15 in USA.
Happy Thanksgiving 4-ch
I'll be spending Turkeyday drinking with a bunch of Mississippians. :D
I'm sort of happy right now.
I just now figured out that I'm an agnostic. I don't think I've evr heard the term before now, but I found that it decribed my beliefs pretty well.
I'm going out tomorrow with a few friends. But for some reason, there's someone I don't want to see there, even though I know that friend of mine is coming.
Aaah~ Let's just see what's going to happen tomorrow!
I think I have found the most retarded place on the entire internet. I'm not even going to tell you where it is, because I mean damn. Your IQ would probably drop a good 20 points just looking at the place.
damn, i really need to finish that English assignment. i mean i have to write notes and all, about 20 or so pages , and I wasted a whole weekend doing nothing. i didn't even play a game or anything, just was laying around ... arrgh , its 10:26...
I've got work in about 30 minutes. I'm nervous because I've been off for a week, so I bet the work has been piling up. =(
It turned out fine! There was very little work piled, and it's good to get stuck back in! I feel happy, even though my holiday is over. (^.^ )
Augh. Rant rant rant.
I have this friend who suddenly started ignoring me and I don't know why he's ignoring me. I don't want to ask him what's wrong so I don't say anything. Even if I do ask him, he'll probably ignore me!
I wish guys like him would disappear!!
End of rant. (^v^)
My boss has just gone to Jamaica for 2 weeks, which means I'm alone in the office. I have some work, but not a lot. I'm debating whether or not to start drinking at work for the next two weeks.
ヽ（*＾▽＾* ）ツ kampai!
I can't decide if it's smarter for me to get a condo now, or rent for a little while longer. If I can find a nice place in my price range, it'd be great to build equity... but I'd worry that I'm making a move too quickly, since I just moved here and started my new job 6 months ago..
Damn telemarketers. Just got phoned from someone who wanted me to invest in something in Dubai. I really really didn't care about what she was talking about. She went on and on and on. Told her "not interested". She asked for a reason why. What the fuck. YOU just randomly called ME! I said "no reason". She babbled on more until she stopped and I said "not interested byebye" and hung up as she was about to continue babbling. Should have just done that at the start >:/
It always seems sort of rude to just hang up on them, as they're just doing their job.
Onlt time I really hung up was after Citibank called me like, 4 times over a month trying to get me to get a credit card.
The forth time I told them to remove me from whatever list I'm on, and then hung up.
My roommate hangs up the moment he realizes it's a solicitation. I'm just too nice for that... I'll almost certainly hear them out, politely tell them I'm not interested... and usually, they're graceful enough to thank me for my time and wish me a pleasant evening.
I'd hate to be a telemarketer. :(
It's BECAUSE it's their job that I don't feel bad at all either hanging up or being a jerk to them. I'm a very polite person, even to strangers in the street, but when you know that someone is calling you just to get you to give them business, they're treating your phone line like some kind of TV channel to advertise on, that makes me quite annoyed.
I think, hey, if someone phones someone's house up who they totally don't know, then they shouldn't expect to get someone nice and polite on the line.
Man wtf, someone missed while taking a shit in the hall bathroom. Poo is all over the place.
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（＿＿） m(_ _)m < Shitsurei shimasu! ~ Excuse me for what I have done!
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I feel like a looser I have nothing to do on weekends and my "friends" ditchd me on friday. I really need to get a hair cut but I don't know what style to get. D8
I'm totally awesome
I'm eating cake for dinner.
I frequently find myself eating cake for either breakfast, lunch, or dinner when I don't have much of everything else, or I'm just too lazy to make something else.
Seems like Marie Antoinette's comments aren't that off nowadays.
cocoa
Hey, Anonan00b here, with a frightfully n00bish question...
why is there this place - 4-ch.net
and a www.4chan.org as well?
I know 4chan has images and flash and stuff, but is there a reason there's two different ones?
>>469
this site is for lengthy discussions.
4chan is more for posting pictures or quick chatting, since everything gets deleted so quickly.
I agree with >>470 - 4chan.org emulates the Japanese site 2chan.net, which is an 'Imageboard' for posting images and discussing them - whereas 4-ch.net emulates the Japanese site 2ch.net, which is a 'Discussion' board for simple text discussion.
Yoroshiku onegaishimasu!
>>470,471
Ah yes. I see now. For your help, I shall give you both an internet.
However, due to lack of bandwidth, I must mail you the internet on 3 1/4 diskettes over the next many years.
thanks! Enjoy the internet ^_^
Hemorrhoids. :(
The weekend means the week has gone by way too fast yet again, alas
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAK!
Let's turn this into a Penis Size/ Age/Location thread!
Note: As this is 4chan, responses of more than 4 inches will be laughed off.
Aww... that was mean... I didn't mean that up there. the joke just had to be told!
Lesse, 6', 23, Canada
9000+/22/the wire
I can't remember if I'm 7' or 8'
19
USA
i am bored.....
>>479 I can't remember if I'm 7' or 8'
and you yelled to the cabbie, yo homes, smell ya later?
oh ho ho ho ho ho
What are you doing now ?
me?
picking my nose and round dried mucus into a ball.
scratching between my legs with the fingers and smelling them.
ummm...what a nice aroma!
Tomorrow is the first day of class and I have a online assignment due tomorrow and I have to go to a building on the other side of campus to get the program that I have to do the assignment on.
My online class tests were due Monday, but I hadn't received my book so I informed my teacher and she gave me until 9:00 AM Wednesday morning.
Received my book Tuesday morning, studied Tuesday afternoon and evening, fell asleep, woke up at 1 AM, and decided to take the test right then... only to find the links were dead. Crap.
HERRO I AM ON THE INTERNETS AND IT IS NICE TO MEETING THESE PERSON
bored@work
>>488 I was up at that time too. I'm always lonely, though, but mostly because people scare me, so I avoid them IRL, even though I like them, too. It's very confusing and depressing. ._.
Hello my name is >>486, i think engrish is funny even though i don't speak a drop of japachinmongoliowapanese
i am a total fucking loser
my credentials include watching A Christmas Story five times straight over christmas break and reading engrish.com religiously because it is hilariously filled with hilariosity
"you'll shoot your eye out!!!"
haha, even after the hundredth time it's still funny...my other favorite is "all your base are belong to us", i think it was from an anime
it cracks me up every time
AGERU!
wow they failed hard eh
I wound up buying the condo. It's pretty nice so far!
Nice stuff!
Nice body!
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