If you ever come to the cafe where I work, please keep the following things in mind:

• We have three different green tea products - hot green tea, iced green tea, and green tea ice cream. Please don't come up to the counter and ask for just "green tea" and expect me to immediately know what you mean.
• Speaking of which, there's no such thing as "ice cream tea", and no, that's not what I said that that green stuff in the plastic tub was.
• If you want the ice cream that costs more, ask for the one that costs more. Don't ask for "the big one"; they're both the same size.
• The ice cream is not frozen yogurt. Please read the sign.
• If you're paying for anything that costs more than $10 with a credit card, you're doing it wrong. There is no reason that you should be paying a bank 18% interest on a fucking croissant.