Soooo..I've got this lone pimple on the top right of my back.
It's been there a while, in limbo..not showing any signs of erupting, but remaining glaringly red. Never have I felt this helpless before. I can't smear it with Clearasil unless I stay half naked for a few hours, which I'm not willing to do in the middle of winter. Nor can I squeeze it because I can't see it long enough in the mirror without straining my neck. So it just sits there, getting a free ride on my back, reminding me every once in a while when I lean back on my chair, that I-have-a-pimple.