Single Male Rant thread (643)

1 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-10-24 02:11 ID:YkyCf3Sr

I HATE BEING SINGLE!!!

2 Name: 2get 2005-10-24 02:26 ID:Heaven

no! it is rockingest!

except when it's cold, and someone makes you tea, and bakes you a cake.

3 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-10-24 14:58 ID:t7XRpukr

I can't say I enjoy it, but I don't seem to be bother to do anything about it.

orz

4 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-10-24 15:10 ID:Heaven

>>3 faps

5 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-10-24 15:58 ID:Heaven

>>3 speaks great truth.

6 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-10-24 16:22 ID:Heaven

I orz being single.

7 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-10-24 16:46 ID:Heaven

I'm 18. I've been single for 18 years, a new record!

8 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-10-24 17:10 ID:AdWmfYWW

I'm all shy and have too much pride. I have a feeling my instincts will take enough control soon though. I've gained courage recently and I suspect my hormones are helping.

9 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-10-24 17:55 ID:gDuONQFp

>>1
What's so horrible about it?

10 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-10-24 18:35 ID:QW2dAeR7

i'm the same as >>7

orz

it's also unfortunate that i'm gay, and every guy i'm interested in is straight

11 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-10-25 00:50 ID:wLF/CUXM

What I find depressing is how most girls seem too much alike, too 'standardized'. If I can somehow explain it... I guess the accepted ideal of what an attractive female is just doesn't do anything for me. It's like they've got a mould somewhere, and they're just stamping them out. They all have the same sandy-blonde hair, the same figure and facial structure, wear the same sorts of clothes, etc. I can objectively say 'yeah, so-and-so is attractive', but...

Never mind that this is a convenient rationalization for not having to deal with the problem.

orz

12 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-10-25 02:08 ID:Nbe5AIQc

...i need a single female rant thread. grr.

13 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-10-25 02:59 ID:wLF/CUXM

>>12

Hop to, then!

14 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-10-25 03:27 ID:NrxLO8Xq

I enjoy being single in the fact that I don't really have to worry about a ton about my appearance (I like to look relatively nice, but with a girlfriend I'd probably have to put a lot more consideration), no issues with money (girlfriend=money), or have to do stuff I don't really enjoy doing or am not interested in (like browsing the mall, etc).

It gets lonely though: sometimes I literally dream about the perfect women who just gets along perfectly with me. However I'm also dissuaded to find a girlfriend because there are times when I can't stand being around other people, let alone close friends. I'm most comfortable alone! :/

Ranting complete!

15 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-10-25 14:58 ID:AdWmfYWW

>I enjoy being single in the fact that I don't really have to worry about a ton about my appearance

Funny I worry about my appearance because I am single

16 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-10-25 16:53 ID:Heaven

>>11
I know EXACTLY what you're talking about (of course I am a gay single female :{ )
What is funny is that I know many of these beautiful girls and they always wonder why it's so hard to find a boyfriend.
The answer is:

  1. they strive to look like every other girl out there
  2. they are unbelievably stupid and boring(because they spent so much time on their appearance rather than their mind growing up)

17 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-10-25 22:26 ID:Heaven

>they strive to look like every other girl out there

Yeah, and I like it when goth-chicks (or goths or the like in general) think they're unique while they're just another cliche.

18 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-10-26 16:45 ID:wLF/CUXM

I think some of it is that I prefer 'cute' over 'hot'.

19 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-10-26 18:52 ID:Heaven

>>17 has it right, rule 1 in >>16 applies to ALL cultures and subcultures. For me it is hipster art-students who are really irritating. When it comes down to it, they would rather look «creative» than be creative.

Girls who don't give a shit, who live only in their minds like an autistic child, where can you find them? Do you really want to find them?

20 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-10-26 19:22 ID:Heaven

>>19

I found one, and it was happy and miserable! A+++ would buy again.

21 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-10-27 00:06 ID:lXc38Lcw

hi guys! hail the single man's rant thread!!

22 Name: KJI!XDpPLAUYlQ 2005-10-27 01:54 ID:Heaven

>>18

Wow, I always say the exact same thing.

23 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-10-27 02:05 ID:Heaven

My problems are classical: I cling to old, failed relationships for a long time, each failed relationship drags me down more and I am less and less motivated to actually open up to new people in general. Blech.

24 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-10-27 07:25 ID:s/6zJscZ

>Girls who don't give a shit, who live only in their minds like an autistic child, where can you find them? Do you really want to find them?

Do girls want to find guys like that? =(

25 Name: Guenmo 2005-10-27 13:00 ID:faVzKTJP

Don't really understand the mind of girl~
to complicated :p lol

26 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-10-27 14:03 ID:SZP/nl2i

>>24

Of course Not. Basically, many girls search a simple guy how make her feel the most beautiful woman in the earth. But, woman's want another things : a cool look, intelligence and nice performance. Money is no necessary, but it must be worker.

27 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-10-27 15:08 ID:Heaven

>>26 I wish girls liked smrts. But then most guys who have that complaint are pompous assholes, and I am a shy wallflower (*-ω-)

28 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-10-27 22:25 ID:Heaven

>>23

Well, at least you've recognised your problem.

Now, do something about. Be an asshole. Pretend that you were the one who decided to terminate those relationships and that they meant nothing... and start looking for a new one right away.

Or go the alternate route and attempt to start a new relationship, but take it slow. That way if it fails it would have meant little to you, as it probably wouldn't have been very developed.

29 Name: Random Anonymous 2005-11-01 03:34 ID:IoetG9kD

>>28

This person speaks of the truth.

Generally just try and be outgoing, take care of your appearance, and you'll do just fine. Learn how to speak with women, have some conversation topics ready to go, and anyone should do fine.

Don't expect to take a shower, get dressed, go to a club, and find a long lasting relationship, but hey, itll be a start.

Name: Link:
Leave these fields empty (spam trap):
More options...
Verification: