Man: Yo! What the fuck are you lookin' at?
Suit: Would it hurt for you to speak respectably to others?
Man: Nigga what? Are you black? You looks black, but dat must just be black paint on yo' skin!
Suit: Never mind. I apologize. I'm sorry.
Man: You sorry? Don't say sorry to me! Say sorry to yo momma! Call her up right now! Say sorry dat you lost yo' real color!