So, I've decided that life is not worth living I'm going to end it all. I still have some final decisions to make, however

1)what should I wear when I do it? Do I want to shock them with my pale naked visage? Do I want to dress up the way I want to be buried and save them the trouble of dressing me for my funeral?

2)Should I try to ease the trauma for them, maybe by slinking off somewhere to die alone - or should I maximise the trauma and share my pain and suffering (eg jumping off a tall building during rush hour -ensuring that I splatter the maximum amount of people possible with my blood and guts)

3)should I leave a generic suicide note, or should I go through my shitlist and mail everyone long letters telling them in detail how they've let me down? Would anyone bother reading them?

4)Who should I leave 4-ch to?

5)How legally binding are wills that are written when you're contemplating suicide? Does the fact you're commiting suicide legally invalidate your last wishes?

So, tell me your thoughts, /general/ -or don't; it doesn't matter to me - I'm going to be dead by the time you read this anyway! ^_^